Happy Little Scholar

[ps: The fan title you want to change is the same as someone else's, so you can only keep it as it is for the time being...]

This trip back to Shuzhou from Kyoto took more than half a month longer than before.

Mainly considering the health of the two old ladies, Li Yi deliberately slowed down, preferring to take a long detour rather than take the dangerous mountain road.

It was just after the Lantern Festival when I left, and it was almost April when I arrived in Shuzhou.

Ruyi and the others took Li Mu and Li Jin to accompany the two old ladies. Shouning came this time and refused to leave. Yongning was naturally happy, and Li Duan was also happy, because Shouning was the one who doted on him the most. His affinity for Shouning should have been established since she took him when she was a child.

Kyoto or other places always give Li Yi a very depressing feeling.

As for Shuzhou and Ruyi City, among the rolling mountains, when you climb high and look into the distance, you feel that every breath of air you breathe is freedom.

He began to understand Li Xuan somewhat.

In addition to being more shameless than him, Li Xuan also desires freedom more than him.

In April, the mountains are already green.

Li Yi stood on the top of the peak and looked down. Among the mountains with lush trees, light-colored belts were winding far away. They were very wide cement roads that were built to connect various hills. They were also the most important in the chaotic land. Mountain road.

"What do you think, sir?" A soft voice came from behind him.

Li Yi turned around and saw Ruyi standing there.

He had the illusion that Ruyi seemed to have been standing there all along.

No matter he was in Qing'an Mansion, Kyoto, Qi State or Wu State, there seemed to be a figure standing behind him, and he could see it whenever he turned his head.

Li Yi lay on the grass with his hands behind his head and said, "I had a dream last night. I dreamed that one day I woke up and appeared in another place..."

Ruyi sat next to him, bent her legs, and asked, "What kind of place is it?"

Li Yi thought for a while and said: "A large library, surrounded by bookshelves, and books on the bookshelves. There are more books to read in a lifetime... When I woke up, there was no you, no Ruyi, and no Xiaohuan, it seems like he is originally from another world, and everything here is just a dream..."

In fact, Li Yi often has such a dream, and often wakes up in the middle of the night, and then cannot fall back to sleep.

Ruyi put her hand on his head, pressed it gently, and said: "My husband must be too tired on this journey. I am always here..."

Li Yi held her hand and said, "What if I really come from another world?"

Ruyi looked down at him and said, "My husband is from another world... Actually, I have been hiding something from my husband."

She took a deep breath, as if she had made a big decision, looked at Li Yi, and said seriously: "Actually, I am a fairy in the sky. I accidentally fell to the mortal world and lost my magic power..."

Li Yi was startled, and after looking at it for a long time, he suddenly sat up, threw her down on the grass, and said with a smile: "Really? It turns out that the lady is a fairy. Then I want to take a closer look. What's the difference between a fairy in the sky and a woman on earth?" …”

Ruyi is a master and Li Yi can't beat her, but when he teases her, she is just a weak woman, which is different from Ruyi.

After a while, her breathing became rapid. She took away Li Yi's hand and said hurriedly: "Ms. sir, don't make trouble..."

Li Yi rested his head on her lap and said, "Luckily I didn't run away that night when I was kidnapped by Ruyi. Otherwise, wouldn't I be able to marry such a fairy wife?"

Ruyi looked at him and said in surprise: "Did Mr. Xian want to run away at that time?"

"I think..." Li Yi nodded and said, "I didn't know you were such a fairy at that time. What if you were a man with a face full of flesh and weighing two hundred pounds? Then I might as well die... …”

Ruyi gathered her slightly messy hair and asked with interest: "Then why didn't you run away later? Was it because you were impressed by my beauty?"

"Want to hear the truth or lies?"

Ruyi thought for a while and said, "Let's tell lies first."

"What a lie..." Li Yi looked at her and said: "Of course I found out that the lady is such a beautiful woman who is as shy as the moon and the moon. I was impressed by your beauty. The moment the lady opened the door and walked in. , I even thought about the names of Duan'er and Xiaomu..."

"That's a lie." Ruyi looked at him with a smile, removed her hand from his head, put it on his waist, and asked, "What about the truth?"

Feeling the strange movement from his waist, Li Yi smiled and said, "What else is true? What I just said is the truth. It really can't be true anymore..."

There was a pain in his waist immediately. Ruyi looked at him and said, "If you don't tell me, my husband will sleep with Sister Mingzhu or Sister Wanru tonight."

Of course this wouldn't work. Mingzhu and Wanru hadn't even entered the door yet, so they would definitely not let her into the room.

Although Ruyi doesn't argue about anything on weekdays, Ruoqing and Zuimo will definitely listen to what she says, let alone Xiaohuan...

Li Yi thought for a while and said, "Actually, I wanted to wait for you to come in, knock you out and then run away..."

"But then you slapped the solid wooden table to pieces..."

Li Yi is still a little scared when he thinks about it now: "If I ran away at that time, would you hit me?"

"Yes." Ruyi nodded without hesitation and said, "I will do it now."

…

Telling the truth has no good consequences.

Li Yi can sum up a wise saying every once in a while.

Women only want to hear nice words, regardless of whether they are true or false.

This is similar to the fact that they can say that they are not beautiful, their face, thighs are thick and their buttocks are round, but men must not follow their words, otherwise they are looking for death.

Lies always get a sweet reward.

Telling the truth will get you a beating.

Ruyi has been violent for so many years and began to learn Ruyi's gentleness.

Ruyi has been gentle for so many years and began to learn Ruyi's violence.

Li Yi felt that he might have discovered a theorem.

Between sisters, gentleness is the constant theorem, or violence is the constant theorem.

Tenderness will not disappear out of thin air, nor will it be created out of thin air. It can only be transferred from one sister to another, and the total amount will always remain the same.

Violence is the same.

How to find the balance between them is a problem that he needs to study in depth in the next few years, more than ten years, or even decades.

He also wondered about another question.

Why did he not hate Ruyi when she became violent, but instead felt a kind of pleasure in his heart...

This may be a kind of self-comfort, out of people's self-protection consciousness.

After all, there are already three masters in the family, Ruyi, Ruyi, and Mingzhu. In this life, no matter what, even if he becomes a master, he can't turn over.

If you can't change the reality, then change yourself. If you can't resist, then enjoy it.

As for why he likes Ruyi like this, it's because Ruyi like this is more real. This is not the awakening of his masochistic attribute, this is love...

Li Yi rubbed his buttocks, Ruyi rested on his arm, and suddenly said: "Husband..., let's go find Ruyi."

...

Shuzhou, Jingwang Mansion.

Li Duan jumped into a room and ran out again soon.

He ran to Miss Chen San, who had just entered the yard, with a piece of paper in his hand, and said in panic: "Grandma, it's not good, Dad and Mom eloped!"