Happy Little Scholar

Looking at the young man pointing at him, with a face full of bitterness and hatred as if he had picked his peaches, Li Yi felt very depressed. Tianlai Novel

Brother, do we know each other?

Do you need to put on such an expression as soon as you meet, as if the peach he has been staring at for a long time was picked by himself, and we are not familiar with each other!

The beautiful woman ignored the young man, looked at the woman with a waist as thick as a bucket, turned to Li Yi and said: "Husband, let me introduce you, this is the second aunt."

"Husband!"

Hearing the address of the beautiful woman, the young man's face suddenly changed, and he looked at Li Yi with a cold look. Seeing his eyes, Li Yi couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.

"Ruyi, you can't..." The young man was about to speak, but saw the pretty face of the woman called Ruyi turned cold, and slapped the high mahogany table beside her.

"What, do I have to report to you when I do things?"

Bang!

In Li Yi's horrified eyes, the wooden table that looked very solid instantly broke into pieces and turned into a pile of debris.

The teacups, bowls, plates and other porcelain on the table were also smashed to pieces.

Seeing this scene, Li Yi's expression gradually became dull, and his outlook on life, world view and values ​​were somewhat subverted.

At this time, he had only one thought in his mind.

Is this a martial arts drama?

Thinking that he had just wanted to subdue this woman and escape, Li Yi couldn't help but shudder and silently moved a little towards the end of the bed.

It was not only Li Yi who shuddered like him, but also the woman with a very "strong" body.

"Ruyi, you..." She pointed at the woman who had just smashed the table and stood there as if nothing had happened with a pale face. She was originally going to scold, but now she was a little tongue-tied and couldn't say it.

"I wonder if the second aunt has any other advice?" The woman clapped her hands casually, looked at her, and said lightly.

"You, you are a girl, how can you do this, this is insulting..." The middle-aged woman's face flushed, and she saw the woman's hand raised again. She shuddered and hurriedly pulled the young man out of the room.

A palm can even break a wooden table. If it falls on her, she will be dead!

The hurried footsteps could not be heard, and the room became quiet instantly.

"Don't you know your husband's name?"

"Li... Li Yi." Li Yi took a deep breath and said.

After a while, a pleasant but emotionless voice came to Li Yi's ears again.

"It's getting late, husband, go to bed early..."

The light footsteps gradually faded away. After hearing the door closing, Li Yi looked up and found that there was a faint shadow outside the door that stopped for a few seconds before the voice came over.

"My name is... Liu Ruyi."

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After the woman left, there was no sound in the room except for the chirping of some unknown insects.

Li Yi stared blankly at the simple roof. After a long time, he sighed and lay straight on the bed without closing his eyes.

Although he was very tired now, Li Yi's nerves were not so strong that he could fall asleep without caring about anything after experiencing so many things...

The library caught fire, the incredible time travel, and was almost caught and burned to death by an unknown old man. He escaped by luck and was caught by the bandits and became the chief of the village. He didn't know what would happen tomorrow...

Li Yi felt that if his experience could be written into a book, it would definitely be a best-seller. However, he would not dare to write it now even if he had ten courage. If others knew about this strange and bizarre idea in his mind, they would definitely not praise him for his wonderful ideas and big brain holes. They might even roast him on the fire...

Forget it, don't think about these things. I'm tired.

The most urgent thing is to find out what dynasty and where this is before making other plans.

His mind was empty, without any memory of these things. Li Yi had a lot of resentment for this pretty boy who left him nothing except this body.

However, no matter what, the time traveler should always have the halo of the protagonist, right?

With so much knowledge that is hundreds or thousands of years ahead of this world in his head, with his own intelligence, are you afraid of not getting along well?

Not to mention being a marquis or a prime minister, being a high official is always an easy thing, right?

When he becomes successful, he will lead a few lackeys, and flirt with decent women on the street when he has nothing to do, and live a very chic life, which is so comfortable...

He lowered his head and thought about it. After a while, Li Yi's eyes were a little wet.

Imperial examination?

He is an engineering student. He can't write eight-part essays, can't recite the Four Books and Five Classics, and his major is not suitable. The road to the imperial examination is definitely not feasible...

Make gunpowder?

Although in later times, the formula of gunpowder can be easily found on the Internet, who the hell would look it up when they have nothing better to do?

Relying on advanced scientific knowledge?

Astronomy, geography, and bioengineering, these things cannot be explained even if Li Yi knows them very well. Before crossing over, he had not yet convinced his mother to change her idea of ​​letting him go on a blind date immediately, let alone wanting to change the ancients.

It is estimated that the possibility of being turned into barbecue is a little greater.

Li Yi found sadly that he seemed to be unable to change anything, and dared not change anything.

Just in the morning, he was still worrying about what to eat in the future. There was not a grain of rice in the house. The house was really bare and penniless... Li Yi suspected that the original owner of this body was starved to death.

Maybe because he was in no mood, he didn't feel very hungry now, but he still had to face the problem of lack of food.

Looking up at the dilapidated roof, Li Yi sighed slowly.

It would be fine if he didn't travel to a rich family, at least he wouldn't have to worry about food and clothing. Now, he can't go back to the village, and even the place to live...

Huh!

Li Yi suddenly flipped out of the bed.

Residence?

Isn't it here now? Although it's a little simple, it's much better than his previous house.

Food?

Are you kidding? There's no need to worry about it. Will the bandits lack food? Since the beauty still wants his help, she will naturally not starve herself to death.

Wife?

No need to be forced by the old man to go on blind dates, no need to buy a house or a car. Although it is a live-in marriage, the nominal wife is not as beautiful as those big stars in later generations. Thinking about it this way, being a husband of a bandit seems... not a disadvantage?

No need to work like a dog every day, and count on your fingers how many years it will take to buy a house of your own with this meager salary when you go home...

House?

My wife is the leader of the bandit camp, and the whole mountain outside is mine!

Thinking of this, Li Yi suddenly became enlightened.

What is a first-rank official?

Being a marquis and a prime minister is boring!

I want to be the man of the bandit king------!