Happy Little Scholar

"raccoon?"

Emperor Jing chewed and swallowed what Arrogant Loli put into his mouth, nodded and said, "It tastes good, but the name------is too weird."

"Little raccoon, it sounds great."

Tsundere Loli took out a small notebook from her treasure bag, opened a few pages, showed a pattern on it to Emperor Jing, and said, "Sir, this is the little raccoon, isn't it cute?"

Emperor Jing pinched her face and said, "Our Shouning is still the cutest."

The tsundere loli rolled her eyes and said, "Father, Shouning also wants to go to Furong Garden in the evening. Both his father and mother are gone. Shouning is so bored in the palace alone."

Emperor Jing touched her head and said, "Go, everyone will go tonight."

"Thank you, Father!" Tsundere Loli took out another fresh pear from her treasure bag and placed it on the table, then she ran out quickly.

Emperor Jing picked up the pear and with a little force of his fingernails, the juice overflowed. Although he was an emperor and had seen countless rare things, he had never seen such a fresh pear in winter until a few days ago.

Changde stood at the back and said: "Your Majesty, the imperial doctor said that eating pears is good for your health. I will send someone out of the palace to bring a message to County Uncle Li, asking him to send a few fresh pears to the palace every day. The food bureau will cook it for you."

Emperor Jing did not answer. He turned the pear in his hand over and over and said, "How come he knows everything, even if it is something that defies heaven? I don't believe that anyone can know it from birth, and I don't believe it either. I, Jing Guo, Many powerful people lined up at his door every winter, waiting for him to pick it up..."

"All the evidence shows that a year and a half ago, Uncle Li was just a poor scholar in Lijia Village. Although he was a living child of the Li family, his performance in the past twenty years had been mediocre. It was a young man's wisdom, until last June..."

Changde spoke in a low voice, "Until last June, when he was kidnapped to Liuye Village and married to his current wife, it was like he was a completely different person. First, he cured Princess Ning's chronic illness with candied haws. , and also presented divine objects such as heavenly punishment and horseshoes. His poetic talent is so great that he can be called the most talented scholar in Jingguo. His erudition surpasses the great Wen Zong of Qi State. He understands the art of war and is proficient in medical skills..."

Chang De recounted all Li Yi's deeds in the past year and a half without stopping. Even the grandmaster couldn't help but feel breathless.

"According to what Muramasa said, Uncle Li suddenly seemed to be a different person since he suffered from hysteria. Could it be that all of this is due to hysteria?"

"So, having hysteria is actually a good thing?" Emperor Jing paused and then asked, "Has anything been found in Liuye Village?"

"Already checked." Changde nodded and said: "Before Emperor Gaozu founded the Jing Kingdom, Liuye Village was once a bandit den. After Gaozu founded the Kingdom, in order to calm the people, he sent troops everywhere to encircle and suppress bandits, so Liuye Village became It was at that time that Congliang lived in that small village for nearly a hundred years.”

"It's just that the Liu family has always enjoyed a prestigious reputation in the martial arts world. Every few decades, a person will be born, which will stir up a lot of trouble in the martial arts world. Lady Li Yi is even more hidden. Lu’s master master…”

"That Grandmaster, is he really that powerful?" Emperor Jing asked with a hint of doubt on his face.

Changde nodded and said: "Your Majesty, you don't know something. The so-called Grandmaster is the honorific title given by people in the martial arts to those who have mastered martial arts. They are extremely powerful and come and go without a trace. Even for the imperial court, provoking one would be extremely troublesome. things.”

Regarding martial arts, masters and the like, Emperor Jing just asked casually. The next moment he changed the subject and said, "We will draft an edict in a moment and do what the veterans said."

Changde nodded, knowing that His Majesty was showing sympathy for the veteran generals. Although it was appropriate for them to handle the military rations, the most appropriate thing was for the imperial court to handle it directly.

He looked up at Emperor Jing and said, "There are still a few hours before the dinner. Your Majesty, please go and rest first."

Your Majesty's illness lasted for a long time and lasted almost the whole winter.

It wasn't until the weather got warmer in the past two days that my body began to gradually recover, but I didn't want to be too tired. I needed to recuperate enough before I could attend the dinner in Furong Garden.

Emperor Jing waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter. I feel much better today. I have been busy with a lot of government affairs these days. Please select some important memorials and send them over."

Chang De had a look of helplessness on his face, but he could only whisper: "I obey the order..."

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"What, sending a basket of pears into the palace every day?" Li Yi looked at the two eunuchs standing in the yard and resisted the urge to kick them out.

The tsundere loli comes to eat a few from time to time, and she can still accept it. The old emperor wants to kill them all. He has a basket of pears every day, and within two days he will not be able to eat them all.

"Two at most!" Li Yi looked at them and said coldly.

"Uncle Li, two, here, this slave won't be able to make a good deal when he goes back!" A eunuch showed a troubled look on his face and said, "Five, how about five?"

From one basket to five so quickly, these two idiots obviously didn't know how to bargain. Li Yi glanced at them and said, "Two!"

"Everyone take a step back, four, how about four?"

"Two and a half! No more!"

"This, this is what your Majesty wants, half is too..."

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The final transaction quantity was three. Li Yi always felt that the initial oral order should not be for one basket. The old emperor could not be so shameless. Old Chang could do such a thing. He should have been tougher just now, otherwise he could have saved one and a half.

He quickly sent away the two eunuchs. The tactless guys were just combing Ruyi's hair. They were going to Furong Garden to attend a banquet in the evening. The officials and dignitaries who participated would also bring their families. As for the female family members, of course, the Empress would be the head. This kind of super-large party would not be held twice a year.

Although he was not very interested in such a banquet, he could not refuse it. Who dared not give the old emperor face?

"When did my husband learn to comb his hair?" Ruyi sat in front of the dressing table and asked, looking at the shadow in the bronze mirror.

"A few days ago, I practiced with a small ring." Li Yi said casually.

So combing hair is a matter of talent, and it has nothing to do with gender. In this matter, he can completely crush Miss Liu Er.

"Next time, next time, let's ask Xiaohuan to come." Ruyi hesitated for a moment and said, "If this kind of thing gets out, the officials and dignitaries in the capital will laugh at your husband."

A county earl who cooks for women himself on weekdays is already an outlier among the dignitaries in Kyoto. There is no second county earl who combs women's hair in the whole of Kyoto or even the whole of Jingguo.

"What's wrong with combing my wife's hair? This is a natural thing. Who dares to laugh?"

Li Yi curled his lips. What he was least afraid of was rumors. Who dared to laugh? The front page headline of tomorrow's Kyoto Daily will be that a certain official and a dignitary had an improper relationship with the sow at home after getting drunk. Compared with this matter, a small county earl combing his wife's hair is nothing.

"Goodbye, son-in-law, goodbye, miss..."

Xiaohuan stood at the door and waved to the carriage that was going away. She walked back with some disappointment until the carriage disappeared.

The son-in-law and the young lady have always felt a little different these days. They often go out to play without her and the second young lady. In the words of the second young lady, they are more... bored than before...