"This is not Fang..." Lu
Zhegang wanted to say instant noodle seasoning bag, but suddenly felt wrong!
Take a closer look, and my heart is suddenly shocked!
I lean, this is not a spice package, but ... Condom!
What a mistake!
But can I be blamed for this?
Who would have thought that someone would stuff it in an instant noodle bag and throw it away!
And it's not open yet!
Now that I think about it, it's no wonder that a few girls want to talk, it turns out that I misunderstood that I want to use this thing on them!
And at this moment, Lu Zhe's mind "ding" again: "New task: ask the host to use the set to successfully build a fire before the sun sets!"
Reward: Potential Point +1! "
Condoms make a fire?
It sounds a bit incredible, but if you think about it, it works!
In the wild, there are mainly several ways to make fire, drilling wood method, flint method, natural fire using lightning or magma, and using convex lenses to gather sunlight and make fire!
Among them, the most time-saving, labor-saving, and safest way is to focus on the fire!
The difficulty in this method is that it is impossible to obtain a convex lens or a substitute, and now, filling it with seawater with TT is not the perfect convex lens?
Looking up at the time again, it was already five o'clock, and in a few moments the sun would set, and now the sunset, although not so hot, was still full of light!
Hurry up, you might really make a fire!
He quickly tore open the small bag and sure enough took out a new TT!
When the four girls saw this thing, they all shrunk together in fear!
"It's really something unorthodox..." "
What is Lu Zhe going to do?"
"Calm down!"
"Prepare ... Ready to work for us? "
Lu Zhe, don't embarrass others, if you want to come, come at me..." Lu
Zhe didn't pay attention to them at all, but broke some branches and rubbed some hay and chopped it!
"Lu Zhe, have you listened to us!"
"No way!"
Then, with the TT and bottle, I quickly ran to the beach, and after a while, ran back!
I saw him holding a large water ball in his hand, and a cute little chirp on it!
Then he cut the branches and hay on the ground and greeted the last sun of the day with water balloons!
A highlight condensed on the hay!
Only now did the four girls understand what Lu Zhe was going to do with TT!
"I seem to understand."
"It turns out that... It turned out to be a fire
..." "Squad leader, didn't you say..." "
My God... Embarrassment to death! The
four girls looked at each other and felt stupid!
Yes, people just use TT to make fires!
It is they who not only make up a lot of obscene things in their brains, but also make up such absurd things as their girlfriends on duty!
The four girls all sat there awkwardly, watching the bright spot turn into a black dot, the black dot turn into a black hole, and then smoke came out!
Lu Zhe blew it, and flames burst out of the black hole!
"What are you still stunned for, go find some more branches!"
A few girls knew their own losses, they all "oh", quickly dragged their tired bodies to look separately, and soon found a small pile!
These branches are enough for Lu Zhe to light the fire, but not enough to burn for long!
And at this time, the sun just below sea level!
It's too late to go to the forest to cut firewood, look at the sea!
Only a quarter-sized remnant raft remains stranded on the beach!
Lu Zhe weighed it up!
Anyway, I can't use a raft recently, so it's better to cut it and burn it as firewood!
Thinking of this, he walked over and dragged the bundle of bamboo raft back!
Night falls!
The firewood in the fire also crackled and burned!
It brings warmth and comfort to everyone!
Lu Zhe killed the and plucked their feathers, propped them up with branches and roasted them on the fire!
"It turns out that you used TT to make fire..." said Ning Shu with a red face and embarrassment!
"How else?"
Lu Zhe sneered: "Let's talk about it, who always thinks of strange things in their heads?" The
three girls pointed to Ning Shu again.
Ning Shu's face was full of shame: "We still thought... I thought ... Oops, can't go on!
"It's all to blame the squad leader for taking our train of thought off!"
Lu Zhe suddenly tortured his soul and asked:
"I vaguely remember that one of you said, 'Rush me', who is coming?"
Jiang Yao shrugged: "It's not me!"
Tang Xiaoguo shook his head: "It's not me either!"
Lin shallow sighed: "It's not me either!"
Ning Shu blushed and waved his hand: "Hey, didn't I think you wanted bestial hair?" After all, they are all classmates, and they can't bear to let you hurt other girls, nor do they want to watch you go astray, so they are ready to sacrifice their lives to save you! Big deal, just one of my scourges!
Lu Zhe snorted and smiled: "You're not afraid that I'll really come?"
Ning Shu blushed: "Who... Who is afraid of whom!
Tang Xiaoguo pointed at Ning Shu and shouted with contempt: "It sounds like a very conscious person, but in fact, you are the most scheming squad leader!"
Jiang Yao nodded: "I'm worried about Xiaozhe now."
"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!"
Ning Shu touched Lu Zhe with his elbow, and said again: "Lu Zhe, just think of it as a joke, you... Don't be angry with you? "
Angry?"
Lu Zhe smiled and deliberately put his arm around Ning Shu's shoulder: "I won't be angry if I give me a girlfriend like a flower!" By the way, today the squad leader accompanies me, who will be on duty tomorrow!
Ning Shu was stunned, "Huh? "
Huh?" The three girls were shocked: "No! "
What's wrong?"
"We are afraid that you will not be serious, so we decided to take turns as supervisors!"
"Overseer?"
Jiang Yao explained: "Yes, yes, the duty supervisor in the name of his girlfriend!"
Lu Zhe nodded: "I'm afraid that I'm colorful, and then when my girlfriend takes care of me, why can't I understand your brain circuit?"
"If you don't understand, don't understand, in short, this is something that only best friends will do to you, don't take it seriously!"
"Not good!"
Lu Zhe actually didn't take it seriously, but deliberately pretended to be very hurt: "Twice to make a fire, twice misunderstood by you, is this what a best friend should do?" I'm so sad..." Several
girls panicked!
The strong sense of guilt made them all a little overwhelmed.
Tang Xiaoguo flattened his mouth: "Then what do you say..."
"I'm sorry Xiaozhe..." "
I need effective psychological comfort!"
Lin said shallowly: "That... I'll sing you a song?
Lu Zhe shook his head!
Jiang Yao said: "I'll beat your back?
Lu Zhe shook his head!
Tang Xiaoguo stretched out his little feet: "Can't I let you touch my feet?"
Lu Zhe black line: "Tang Xiaoguo, can't you be normal?" Is this called psychological comfort?
Tang Xiaoguo shrugged: "Then what do you say?"
"Of course you are responsible for what you say!"
Ning Shu thought for a while: "What do you mean... Do we continue to be your girlfriend on duty?
Lu Zhe snapped his fingers: "Yes!" You guys discuss a watchlist, I'll give it to me later! I'll see if the are baked!
After that, Lu Zhe happily got up to deal with the roasted.
Leave four girls looking at each other!
"Squad leader, squad leader, you played everyone in..."
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