Harry Potter and the Attack of the Squibs
Chapter 19 Funny
Because Lu Ke also helped, he could also enjoy a potion.
Of course, according to Snape, he was willing to let Lu Ke share the potion in order to study the effects of a squib drinking the potion.
Lu Ke stood in front of the crucible, carefully stirring the potion.
In his hand is a special silver stirring stick. After five rounds of stirring clockwise, he will stir once counterclockwise, and he continues to recite an extremely long incantation.
Of course, Lu Ke himself has no magic power, so this spell is a spell prepared by Snape in advance. What Lu Ke needs to pay attention to is the frequency of stirring.
When stirring counterclockwise, it must be at the end of the mantra.
This is a very harsh and boring job, but fortunately Lu Ke is very good at this kind of thing.
As he stirred, he thought about the language of the fire dragon.
Lu Ke had long determined that he was not a very smart person. The last time he learned the language of the fish people, he was tortured to death by memorizing words.
This time there are not only fire dragons, but also giant dementors and the like. It is impossible to succeed.
Although this time he didn't want to go through the Gryffindor test last time, Lu Ke still wanted to give up.
If a person is in a hurry, he can do anything except math problems.
Therefore, human beings have their limits, and Lu Ke has to be a human being, so he feels that it is only wise to give up at this time.
The only reason Lu Ke was still unwilling to give up was the magic potion in the crucible in front of him.
If it can really improve Lu Ke's intelligence, then learning a "foreign language" will be easier.
But Lu Ke was not so hopeful.
…
Just before noon, Snape returned.
He now eats lunch in his office, and Lu Ke arranged for the house elf to help deliver it.
Snape glanced at the cauldron with a gloomy expression, and then nodded casually: "You are suitable, and you are only suitable for this kind of uncreative work."
Lu Ke smiled helplessly and nodded, then returned the silver stirrer to Snape.
"Goodbye, Professor."
After walking out of Snape's office, Lu Ke returned to the hall, where Johanna was sitting at the long Slytherin table, casually drinking the soup Lu Ke had cooked before.
The fourth-year students had no classes on Thursday morning, which was why Lu Ke had time to help Snape.
So it was obvious that the Shafiq princess got up late.
"Good morning, Lu Ke."
Lu Ke smiled helplessly: "Good afternoon, Johanna."
Johanna nodded: "There is good news."
Lu Ke was stunned for a moment: "What?"
Johanna smiled: "Last night, the dementors quietly approached Gryffindor's tower."
Lu Ke was silent for a moment: "How do you know?"
Johanna took a sip of the soup and then shook her head: "Hermione had a nightmare last night and asked me if there was anything I could do."
Lu Ke nodded.
If you say that, you can definitely say it's a dementor.
"Where's Ravenclaw?"
Johanna shook her head: "I don't know those freaks."
Lu Ke sighed.
He also had no friends in Ravenclaw.
Although Lu Ke didn't have many friends in Hufflepuff, he could know everything that happened in Hufflepuff as long as he pretended to meet them by chance at the kitchen door with delicious food.
Ravenclaw is different.
Although the prefect who had quarreled with Lu Ke had graduated, the Ravenclaw freaks didn't like to make friends with others.
Lu Ke shook his head.
Being friends with Ravenclaw is not that important.
The impatient dementors are not that important. Lu Ke has no way to deal with them, so the most important thing now is to complete the Slytherin test.
According to him, become the master of darkness.
"What is the final reward for your test? Can you deal with the dementors?"
Pallas yelled dissatisfiedly on Lu Ke's shoulder.
"Of course a true Lord of Darkness can easily defeat something like a dementor."
Lu Ke nodded with satisfaction.
…
In the afternoon is the first Defense Against the Dark Arts class for third grade students.
The three of them had never felt so urgently that Defense Against the Dark Arts was so important.
With the Dementors so close at hand and the dangerous fugitive Sirius hiding in the shadows, Hogwarts has never faced so many dangers.
And it's a visible danger.
Even if danger lurked inside Hogwarts during their first and second years, none of the three Harrys had such a feeling.
Then they discovered helplessly that since entering Hogwarts, all the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors they encountered were unreliable.
Quirrell is a Death Eater and Lockhart is a liar.
"If Lu Ke wasn't a squib, he might be better than the professors."
Harry sighed as he walked into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom with Ron, Hermione, and Malfoy.
They waited for a while, and Hermione was busy opening the textbook to preview.
Then Lupine walked into the classroom.
He still looked as down and out as he had on the train, but seemed to be in better spirits.
"Put your books away, today is a practical class."
There were excited murmurs among all the students.
Until now, they have never practiced it. If you have to count, last year a professor who thought he had the prettiest smile in the world put a bunch of elves in the classroom.
Lupine took everyone away from the professor and finally arrived at the faculty lounge. On the way, he also picked up Peeves who was causing trouble.
As a ghost, Peeves is uniquely endowed with pranks and rarely suffers, but this time the chewing gum he used to plug the keyhole in Filch's office flew into Peeves' own nostrils.
All the little wizards couldn't help laughing.
This makes them look forward to so-called practical lessons.
Then in the faculty lounge, Professor Lupine found a cabinet.
"There is a Boggart in here."
"Now, can anyone tell me what a boggart is?"
Lupine faced the young wizards who crowded the staff room, and Hermione was the first to raise her hand.
"Granger."
"A magical creature that can transform at will!"
Lupine nodded: "A Boggart will always turn into what the person in front of him is most afraid of."
Then Lupine's class began. He asked all the students to take turns standing in front of the cabinet. After the cabinet door opened, they used the magic spell "Funny" they had just learned to deal with the thing they were most afraid of.
It's a bit difficult, but once you do it, you'll find the fun part: your worst fears can become funnier than they've ever been.
For example, Professor Snape, the old lady whose women's clothing lasts forever and whose classics will be passed down forever.
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