Harry Potter and the Great Old Ones

"Then Mr. Lockhart, how do we defeat capital?" Xenophilius asked anxiously.

Tiera finally figured it out, and when she mentioned her daughter Xenophilius, she immediately got angry and jumped over the wall.

After reading the articles Xenophilius had written before, Tiera had a good idea of ​​him——

Xenophilius does have justice in his heart, a pure heart and the ideal of serving the magical world.

Overall, he is a good person.

But just like the keyboard warriors Tiera met online in her previous life, they would talk about one thing after another, but if you ask him to do it with real guns and knives, he will talk about others.

Xenophilius is a good man who is also weak and compromising.

In fact, it can be seen from the seventh part of the original work.

When I met Harry Potter at the wedding, he spoke righteously and uprightly.

My daughter had just been kidnapped by the Death Eaters, and she immediately obeyed her.

Although the situation is excusable, for a person like Xenophilius, if you don't burn his eyebrows with anger, he will always be thinking about how to compromise or retreat.

"This is the purpose of my meeting with you today," Gilderoy Lockhart said. "Otherwise, if it was just an invitation to collaborate on a manuscript, there would be no need for us to meet, right?"

"So you already have a plan?" Xenophilius asked.

"Plan?" Gilderoy Lockhart shook his head and smiled, "Faced with such a monster composed of bloody violence, what plan can work?"

"Then... what should we do?" Xenophilius asked desperately, "Could it be that we can only still be exploited by it... still be exploited by it?"

"We want revolution." Gilderoy Lockhart said categorically. "We can only revolution. We must revolution. The Ministry of Magic is now completely controlled by capital. It is difficult to achieve results by relying only on mild reform methods. Only by using more...

Only by using massive violence to overthrow all classes and seize the means of production from the hands of capital can we remove this cancer from the whole world, not only all mankind, but all life."

"Then what should we do?" Xenophilius asked again, "What do you need me to do?"

"Do you know why I asked you to cooperate? Mr. Lovegood." Gilderoy Lockhart asked.

"Why?" Xenophilius asked.

"I have noticed that the audience of "The Quibbler" is mainly concentrated among werewolves, mixed-blood wizards, goblins, centaurs who want to integrate into wizarding society, and wizards in Knockturn Alley who are dissatisfied with the Ministry of Magic, right?"

"Yes." Xenophilius said.

"The first task of our revolution is to distinguish who are our enemies and who are our friends, that is, to unite the progressive forces, win over the middle forces, and isolate the die-hard forces. Not everyone can be roped in to be our partner." Gilderoy

Lockhart said, "Your Quibbler magazine has a huge influence among lower-level wizards. These lower-level wizards are the most oppressed group of wizards. They are the ones who are most eager for change in the magical world and the death of capital.

This group of people is our new force to crush the rule of the capitalist class. What we have to do is to spread the truth about capital and tell them the conspiracy of the Ministry of Magic."

"So I'm cooperating with you on The Quibbler." Gilderoy Lockhart continued. "It's not just about submitting my novel. I hope you will leave three pages for me on your The Quibbler."

A board."

"Please speak." Xenophilius said seriously.

"The first section is, of course, my novel serialization section. There are currently three drafts of novels that have been completed, namely "Harry Potter and the Lost Philosopher's Stone" and "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets."

There is also "Harry Potter and the Godfather of Azkaban". I plan to use Mr. Potter and I's reputation as an assistant on "The Quibbler" to compete with the "Daily Prophet" for the right to speak."

"Okay, no problem." Xenophilius replied.

"Next, I hope you will open a Ministry of Magic joke column, which will mainly include the Ministry of Magic's embarrassments and some... ironic jokes." Gilderoy Lockhart said.

"A sarcastic joke?"

"For example." Gilderoy Lockhart thought for a while and said:

"A wizard whose whole family was killed by Voldemort shouted on the street: Lucius Malfoy is a Death Eater! As a result, he was captured by an Auror and sent to Azkaban. The wizard asked why he was arrested, and the Auror replied:

Firstly, because you insulted the master of the Ministry of Magic, and secondly, because you leaked the secrets of the Ministry of Magic. You have committed double treason."

"Something like this," Gilderoy Lockhart added.

"Pfft--" Luna sitting next to her couldn't help laughing.

"Excellent, Mr. Lockhart!" Xenophilius exclaimed, "Excellent, this joke is excellent!"

"Thank you, thank you." Gilderoy Lockhart said modestly after taking a sip of red wine from his glass.

Haha, a Soviet joke, a treasure of all mankind.

"Is there any joke like this?" Xenophilius asked.

"Yes, I also wrote some in my spare time while traveling. I will send it to you after I finish it. However, recently I can't completely focus on the creation of this kind of jokes because I have to write a book, so I hope this section

After the serialization of my school beauty is completed, it can be opened to the outside world and accept submissions from other wizards. Put aside my role and lead to more jewels." Gilderoy Lockhart said, "I will pay the contribution fee, tentatively every year.

A galleon for a joke."

"No problem." Xenophilius agreed, "What about the third module?"

"The third module is a completely open module, and I hope you will solicit submissions from your readers," said Gilderoy Lockhart.

"Call for papers? What's the theme?" Xenophilius asked.

"Regarding the miserable life of low-level wizards, rumors that are unfavorable to the Ministry of Magic, unknown secrets of Ministry of Magic officials, and the dark history of pure-blood families, whether they are true or false, as long as they are not too outrageous, it is up to you.

Trial." Gilderoy Lockhart said.

"No problem, Mr. Lockhart," Xenophilius said.

"I will pay for the manuscript fees. Initially, I will publish three articles per issue. Anyone who is adopted will receive a bonus of ten gold galleons. Subsequently, based on the response of the Ministry of Magic and the number of subscriptions, the number can be increased to five articles per issue." Gid.

Rolohart said, "At the same time, I hope you will save the contact information and residential addresses of all contributors. These can develop into our partners, our comrades, and our comrades who will fight together in the future."

"That's no problem." Xenophilius agreed immediately.

"When the time comes, I hope you can gather them all for me." Gilderoy Lockhart waved his hand, and a large book flew over from the bookshelf on the second floor and landed on Gilderoy. In the hands of Rolohart.

"I hope you can call them together and hold a reading conference together."

As he spoke, Gilderoy Lockhart slapped the book in his hand on the dining table and slowly pushed it towards Xenophilius.

Xenophilius picked up the book and saw on the cover -

Capital: A Critique of Political Economy

by Karl Heinrich Marx