Harry Potter and the Rise of the Ordinary Person

I'm really cheap! Joe thought. The heart is too soft to see girls cry. Always my weakness. No wonder my life was always in the flowers, but I couldn't pick a single flower. headache! Hermione, Hermione, I'm a big loss this time. In previous lives and now, Lao Tzu hasn't dressed as a woman!

I forget, now I'm all dressed up, the arrow has to be sent on the string!

It really was a process of boiling frogs in warm water.

Xi Qiao took a deep breath and walked towards the women's toilet with her head held up. This is a sentence he suddenly remembered when the high school teacher talked about probability theory: "For everyone, it is an inevitable event for you to go to the men's toilet or women's toilet. In addition to repairing and cleaning the toilet, you usually go to the other person's toilet. It's an impossible event, but if you squint into the blind, it's a random event. "

Xi Qiao slowly opened the door and a girl came out of it.

"Oh! I'm sorry to be wrong!" Joe subconsciously revealed. Then he immediately returned to God: "There is a girl crying, can you tell me about her and say that Professor McGonagall has something to do with her?"

Fortunately, probably because Joe's makeup technology is so in place, the unknown girl in front of her didn't realize that such a cute "girl" in front of her must be a boy. She just looked at the women's dress with a suspicious look: "You Would you like to call it? "

With the mistake just now, although Joe's back has been soaked, but he has already reacted, he simply counted his face and said sorry: "Sorry, I made her angry before, now she is angry. I I dare not call it. Please! "

"Okay!" Said the unknown girl.

"Thank you so much! By the way, don't mention me when telling her about this. I don't want to miss Professor McGonagall because of me."

"OK!" The girl nodded.

"Thank you, thank you!"

"No thanks!" The girl smiled and went into the women's toilet again.

"XXX (swear word), Ron, I must kill you after solving this matter." Qiao mumbled quietly. "First use the fuchsia, then split it, and use the deformation spell to transform him into a rat. Afterwards, I threw it to the women's restroom with a floating spell ... what's wrong ... when did I become so filthy ... Then change it ... Whip ... Dripping wax ... It's even more dirty ... Ahhhhh!

"I brought you." After the unknown girl scared Joe, she pushed Hermione out from behind and threw down a sentence: "Friends get along well and then leave with interest."

This is a sensible person! Then Joe told a robe that held Hermione, let's talk about it!

"Well." There was a big question mark hanging on her head from the simple little Rory. "Isn't Professor McGonagall looking for me?" But Xueba's brain made it react instantly. "Wait, you lie to me!" who are you?"

"I'm Joe!"

"That Joe."

"Again, that Joe, Joe Al Gore."

"Don't lie to me, you two are nothing like that."

"Here is the magic world. Anything can happen, Miss Granger." Joe unlocked the magic on his throat and resumed his usual voice to Little Rory.

"I don't believe it!" Little Lori was wary. And Joe noticed that her left hand was quietly reaching into the robe, and it seemed to be ready to dig out a wand.

"Okay!" Qiao helplessly said something that only a few people know. "A few months ago, you met a three-headed dog. Ron and Neville also knocked over my potion. I also told you three Dogs fall asleep when they hear music. Is that enough? "

"Are you really Joe?"

"Sure! As for this image, it's just a little magic."

"Goodbye." Little Loli said nothing, turned and left.

"Really." Joe sighed, lifted his wand and bounced his arm, and a suction spell modified by the floating spell flew out, then Hermione screamed and was sucked back, and Joe proficiently extended his other hand, Grasped her arm accurately.

"I think we need to talk." Qiao said softly. "I think you can't solve any problems except the physical problems in the women's toilet." Then Joe saw Hermione flushed.

"Well, you've done research and got used to it, and suddenly you said something wrong."

Since she is still in the Cold War with Ron, Joe did not take her to the auditorium, but went directly to the Hogwarts kitchen. They first came to the Hitchpitch common room, and then Joe took the Hermione to a wide stone gallery. He found a picture of a silver bowl full of fruits. He scratched the picture. Huge green pear. The pear started to squirm and giggled, and suddenly it turned into a green handle on the door. Joe grabbed it, twisted it, pushed the door open, and pulled Hermione out.

The kitchen is large and the ceiling is high, as if there is a conference hall above it. There are piles of tall, shiny copper pots and pans stacked around the stone wall. On the other side is a large brick fireplace. .

Rach, Joe shouted. Then there was a crackling sound around him, a bat-like ear, a pointed and long nose, thin bones, and a scary domestic elf standing in front of the two.

"Well," I'm honored to serve you, Mr. Gul. "The elf called Lacy bowed deeply.

"Where is this?" Hermione asked in confusion.

"Well, this is a house-elf." Joe replied. Hundreds of house-elves in Hogwarts's kitchen are in charge. This is Latch. "

"Hey, domestic elf, I've seen it in the book ..." Hermione accidentally entered the hegemony state again.

"I know, I know ..." Joe interrupted her "" I think it's more important to fill your belly now. I heard you haven't eaten all afternoon, are you hungry? "

I was told by Joe that Hermione realized that she was empty in the belly, and she had a little red face, which became even redder.

"What do you want to eat? The best thing to do in the kitchen is to order your own meals," Joe said.

Then Hermione asked for a steak, some muffins, and then asked for a turkey at Joe's request, and Joe himself asked for some hand-held sushi.

He settled on the table a short while later, and Joe asked the house-elves to avoid it, and then talked to Hermione while eating.

At the beginning, Hermione kept only cutting the steak with a knife, and the atmosphere seemed a little awkward. Fortunately, Joe was not good at other past lives, he was good at breaking all kinds of awkward atmosphere.

开口 He said, "Miss Granger seems very hungry, so is this why you brought it in the toilet?"

After harvesting Hermione's eyes, Joe continued: "When I'm in a bad mood, I always stay in the kitchen. It's delicious! It's something that brings happiness." Then he sandwiched a sushi and dipped it in soy sauce. In the mouth, the domestic elves have good cooking skills, and the tastes of various countries are very proficient. You can come here and try it often.

"Thank you," Hermione whispered.

"What? I didn't hear it."

谢谢 "Thank you!" Hermione shouted reluctantly. After shouting, he felt better all of a sudden ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Oh, thanks for saying so loud, Hermione! "Joe smiled slightly, and then said solemnly again:" Ron is not the same as you. He and Harry are the kind of play-loving, adventurous, and unruly children. You need to be a little patient with them. "

Joe took a sip of water and said, "Books and rules are not omnipotent. You have to learn to be flexible. For your peers, your style of work is easily mistaken for pride. In fact, I know you are inferior. Well, Miss Granger, she's desperately proving stronger than others. "

"Well, but I ..."

Ignoring Granger's words, Joe picked up a sushi a bit impolitely, chewed it in his mouth, and said, "It's delicious, do you want to try it. After eating, you will feel much better. Usually you should not be so irritable It ’s calm and a little bit. In fact, everyone ’s level is the same. Of course I ’m the exception, and you know (Hermione also rewarded him with a white eye). A little passionate life is good, but others do n’t owe you money. To facilitate communication. "

"Well, they don't follow the rules and they will give the college points." Hermione said solemnly,

"I remember a sentence saying, stupid people are afraid of regulations, evading regulations. Smart people abide by regulations, use regulations. Except for higher interests. I think many times, Hermione, you have the insight to pass through Look at the essence of the phenomenon, right? You also know how to deal with your own problems. "

After listening to Hermione, she raised her knife and fork and began to silently cut up the steak,

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