Harry Potter and the Rise of the Ordinary Person

Metamorphosis was difficult, especially after a holiday without using a spell, the poor performance of the little wizards made Professor McGonagall very unhappy.

Ron's wand was broken by the hitting willow. He borrowed some magic tape to repair the wand, and then used it. As a result it crackled and sparked from time to time. Every time Ron tried to deform the beetle, he was immediately surrounded by a gray, smelly egg-smoke.

Of course, Joe and Hermione are the exceptions. Hermione easily turned the beetle into a beautiful black button, and Joe was the icing on the cake. He added gold-colored edges to the white buttons that he transformed.

Gryffindor plus ten, McGonagall looks much better

下 When class was over, Ron hit the table with his wand angrily. "Stupid ... useless ... something ..."

"It's you who don't care about it, you look at Joe." Hermione blamed beside him. Ron looked aside and saw that Joe took out a clean white silk cloth, wiped it carefully, and lit a small spark with his wand before carefully inserting it into the wand cover.

"I think you should buy a new wand again." Joe looked up when everything was done. "Your wand breaks like this, even Ollivander can't repair it. If you continue to use it, you may accidentally turn yourself into a little frog that time!" Then he left his schoolbag on his back and left Already.

"Quirky guy! I don't know why George and Fred have such a good relationship with this guy!"

"Well, Joe is kind!" Hermione persuaded.

"Write one more letter to go home," Harry suggested.

"Yes, I'll receive another roaring letter," Ron said, shoving the whistling wand into his schoolbag. "You blame yourself for breaking your wand--"

At lunch, Harry finally enjoyed the well-known pain, which was several times more painful than being concerned about scars in first grade. Because Gryffindor had a new boy named Colin Creevey, he always followed Harry's **** to take a picture, asking for his signature.

It ’s still the most classic Malfoy ’s comment, although it ’s a bit of a personal attack. “Everyone line up!” He yelled at the crowd like this, “Harry Potter wants to send a signed photo!”

True love is extraordinary, so he took the initiative to help Harry publicize it! But is it really good for you to show your love blatantly? Joe felt that a small train beside him was already "dirty."

I finally arrived at the performance time of the most water-professional professor Lockhart in seven years. Rest assured that Joe said this sentence was absolutely justified and he dared to pat his chest to ensure that Lockhart was definitely more watery than Umbridge. The latter will at least use the heart-cursing curse. I will not talk about the former, everyone understands!

"Next is Lockhart's class. You have to behave well and don't leave a bad impression on him." Joe also heard Hermione said nervously to Harry and Ron before the class. Poor little girl, you will be disappointed next!

后 After the whole class sat down, Lockhart cleared his throat aloud and calmed everyone down. He reached out and picked up Neville Longbottom's "Walking with the Trolls" and held it in his hand, showing a photo of himself blinking on the cover.

"I," he pointed at his own photo, and blinked, "Gidro Lockhart, Third Merl Medal of Sir Merlin, Honorary Member of the Anti-Dark Magic Alliance, won the Witcher Weekly most charming smile five times Award-but I do n’t hang that on my mouth, I did n’t drive Wan Lun [the port city of southwestern Thailand] with a smile! "

He waited for everyone to laugh, and a few people smiled lightly.

"I saw that you both bought my full set of books (Joe deformed the cover with Deformation)-good. I think we'll take a quiz today. Don't be afraid-just look at what you read How's it, how much do you realize ... "

He finished the paper, returned to the podium and said, "Give you thirty minutes. Now-start!"

This is definitely the most narcissistic paper Joe has ever seen. At the moment of seeing the paper, although Joe already knew what he was asking, he still felt that Shenofilius's disregard of Lockhart's suggestion was really correct. Because the paper says:

1. What color does Gidro Lockhart like most?

2. What is Gidro Lockhart's secret ambition?

3. What do you think is the greatest achievement of Gidro Lockhart so far?

Wait so wait, for three full pages, the final question is:

54. When is Gidro Lockhart's birthday? What is his ideal birthday gift?

Half an hour later, Lockhart put the test papers up, and Joe handed in the blank papers anyway. If Lockhart dared to target him, he would definitely pull out his wand and beat him out of Hogwarts. Anyway, this guy is comparable to Voldemort's oblivion In addition to something interesting, the strength is not as good as Hermione at this time.

"Well-almost no one remembers my favorite lilac color. I mentioned it in" Year with the Snowman in Tibet "." He said it in front of all the classmates while turning the papers. " Students should read "Weekend with Werewolf" carefully again-I have stated in chapter 12 of my book that my ideal birthday gift is that all magical and non-magic people live in harmony-but I will not refuse A big bottle of Ogden Aged Whisky! "

"Oh!" Lockhart suddenly took out a test paper. "Someone handed in a blank paper! I'm so sorry for classmate Joe Gul, you didn't take a good preview!" He said, looking rather sorry. Joe saw Hermione glaring at him fiercely.

But Lockhart didn't hold him accountable (Joe was sorry for not having the chance to knock him out of Hogwarts), and he blinked playfully at them again. Ron was now holding him with a look of distrust. Simo Finigan and Dean Thomas trembled in silence, but Hermione listened intently, and Lockhart suddenly mentioned He was taken aback by his name.

"... but Miss Hermione Granger knows my secret ambition is to eliminate the evil in the world and to sell my own collection of conditioner—good girl! In fact—" He turned her paper over, " One hundred points! Where is Miss Hermione Granger? "

Hermione raised a shaking hand.

"Excellent!" Lockhart said with a smile, "Very good! Give Gryffindor a lot! Now, return to business ..."

"Now-watch out! My task is to teach you to resist the most evil things known to the magic world! You will face the most horrible things in this classroom. But remember, as long as I am here, you will not No harm will be done. I just ask you to keep calm. "

Lockhart put a hand on the hood. "I must ask you not to scream," he said in a low voice. "That would irritate them!"

The class held their breath, and Lockhart opened the hood.

"Nice," he said playfully, "just caught Cornwall [England, England] elf."

Simo Finnegan couldn't help but chuckle, and even Lockhart couldn't think it was a terrifying scream.

"What?" He asked Seamus with a smile.

嗯 "Well, they aren't-they aren't very-dangerous, are they?" Seamus was out of breath.

"Don't be so sure!" Lockhart angrily shook his finger at him and said, "They may also be as cunning little spoilers as the devil!"

The elves are iron-cyan, about eight inches tall, with a small pointed face, and their throats are very sharp, as if many budgies are arguing. As soon as the covers were removed, they began to slap, jump up and down, shake the cage, and make all sorts of weird faces towards the people nearby.

"Okay," Lockhart said loudly, "see how you deal with them!" He opened the cage door.

This is a mess. The elf was flying around like a rocket. Two of them pinched Neville's ears and choked him up. Several others rushed out of the window, and UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com sprinkled a piece of broken glass in the back of the classroom. The rest was wreaking havoc in the classroom, worse than a rampage rhino. They grabbed ink bottles and splashed around the class, tearing books and paper into pieces, drawing pictures on the wall underneath, lifting the waste bin to the sky, and throwing school bags and textbooks out of broken windows. A few minutes later, half of the classmates hid under the table, Neville swinging on the chandelier.

来 "Come, drive them, drive them, they are just some elves ..." Lockhart shouted.

He rolled up his sleeves and waved his wand and shouted, "Peschi Picci-Pestnomie!"

I was completely ineffective, and an elf grabbed Lockhart's wand and threw it out the window. Lockhart took a breath and got under the podium table, almost smashed by Neville, because in almost the same second, the chandelier couldn't hold it down.

"Ah!" Joe sighed, because he saw two little elves flying towards him. "I wanted to keep watching Lockhart's ugliness. What are you doing here?"

He pointed them with a magic wand and whispered, "Flocks of birds!" The magic began to erupt from the tip of his wand, but not a few of the original from Hermione, but a large group of birds flying from the tip of his wand. Come out. They quickly searched for the elves in the room, and then accelerated to knock them out. Within a minute, the mess in the house had subsided.

I happened to be ringing at this time. Joe took the book and bowed to Lockhart, who had just climbed off the podium, and said, "Joe Gul salutes you, Professor Lockhart." Then he turned and walked out of the classroom.

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