Harry potter catastrophe

Carney looked at Xiao Hei with a stern look, actually hiding it from him, and talking like a novice, completely not taking him as the master seriously.

"I can communicate with Xiaobai in human language, but I couldn't when I was a snake. Xiaobai said that my cultivation is not enough and I can't talk when I am a snake." Xiaohei said blankly, what he said was

Chinese, especially the snake she repeated, made Carney want to die.

"Do you know Chinese now?" Carney hadn't heard Chinese in a long time, except for Xiaobai's words.

"Well, Xiaobai taught me how to speak both Chinese and English." Xiaohei tilted her head, and she only had the body to make some simple movements, such as tilting her head, either left or right, Xiaobai said like this

Cuter.

"You are quite smart, you have learned two languages." Carney couldn't help but look at Xiao Hei.

"Xiao Bai thinks you are speaking ill of someone when she speaks English alone, so you force me to learn English." Xiao Hei showed a miserable expression. "Master, you keep disturbing me and affecting my study.

"

"Oh, that's it. I'll prepare a reward for you next time to compensate you." Carney was a little embarrassed. It turned out that Xiao Hei wasn't just sleeping.

Xiaobai actually didn't trust him so much. He never said anything bad about her in English openly from beginning to end, so he actually doubted me.

"What reward!" Xiao Hei's eyes flashed.

"Guess, it's about sleeping." Carney said with a smile.

"Ah, this~that~" the little black face turned red immediately and was speechless, "Tonight?"

"Of course." Carney said calmly.

"Whatever the master says~" Xiao Hei had already prepared in her heart and stretched out her hand to climb up to Kani, but there was some distance between her and her little hands could not reach it.

"Okay, so what are you doing now? Performance art? Or are you practicing some special skills and spells?" I have been watching Xiao Hei dancing for a while.

"Of course I am... Hey hey hey!" Xiao Hei said as he tried his best to grab Carney's side. His balance surprised Carney, and Xiao Hei's legs were as motionless as if they were filled with lead.

, she didn’t even lift her legs when she fell down, she just twisted around wildly. Carney had no idea what she was doing.

Carney couldn't stand it anymore so he stepped forward to catch her, otherwise she would have fallen to the ground. Although Xiao Hei's strength meant that she would be injured if she fell to the ground, but she still didn't want to see Xiao Hei fall to the ground.

Although he used to throw Xiao Hei to the ground, fall off the bed, grab Xiao Hei's tail and play with it, etc.

But now I can't bear it anymore, hey, how could she be so beautiful?

Holding Xiao Hei's body, it was extremely light. Considering Kani's current strength, when he got closer, he found that Xiao Hei had a unique fragrance.

"Oh, the fall didn't hurt this time. It was the master who caught Xiao Hei." Xiao Hei said seriously while lying in Carney's arms. To her, it was normal for her to snuggle in Carney's arms.

Nothing more.

"Don't you know how to move your legs?" Carney had just finished saying that Xiao Hei's arms were wrapped around his neck. "Come down and walk by yourself."

Carney easily pulled off the folded hands and found that Xiao Hei's hands were stiff and inflexible. His fingers were always straight and slightly bent.

"I still want to work hard to learn." Xiao Hei was placed on the ground again and twisted his legs like a snake. It was impossible for a human body to walk like this.

"Are you kidding me? Didn't Xiaobai teach you this?" Carney was so frightened that he lost his teeth and couldn't walk. He was the most ridiculous person in the world.

"It's really too difficult. It's really hard for me to move my legs." Xiao Hei twisted his legs, squatting and squirming from time to time, but he just couldn't lift his legs, leaned forward, and landed on the ground. He bent his back legs, put away his front steps, and landed on the ground.

"Watch me walk." Carney demonstrated it himself, walking slowly. "Left first, then right, or right first, then left."

"But I've never been separated before." Xiao Hei lowered his head and said to his feet.

"How is that possible? How could I remember that snakes can divide their muscles on the left and right sides and rub the ground to move." Carney remembered that he had seen it before. Although it cannot move quickly, it can also divide its left and right muscles. Well, probably.

"But...I haven't differentiated...I've always been like this." Xiao Hei retorted, twisting his body left and right to demonstrate how he moved before.

"Okay, okay, I know what it looks like. You don't have to twist it anymore." Carney really couldn't stand Xiao Hei's serious twisting. If it weren't for the wizard robe and clothes, he should be able to see the genuine water snake's waist.

Well, it's a very explosive kind. When I grow up, I will become more explosive, but now it seems so embarrassing and shameful.

"These clothes of yours? Are they real clothes or fake clothes?" Kani asked. This clothes appeared directly and changed together with Xiao Hei.

"It was transformed by me, it's my scales, Master, look." As he said this, Xiao Hei planned to turn his clothes away.

"I don't want to see, I don't want to see." Carney quickly covered his eyes with his hands, and opened a gap with his fingers.

Xiao Hei didn't take off his clothes, but directly turned his clothes back into scales. Only the top of the neck and hands were still human skin, and the rest were snake scales. The white and tender skin had a strong contrast with the black scales.

comparison.

There is really nothing attractive about a human being with snake scales, it looks weird.

"Okay, I saw it, you can change back." Carney said, in this case there is nothing to avoid.

"Master, if you still want to see it, I will hide the scales." As he said that, the black scales on Xiao Hei's body gradually became lighter and turned into skin color.

"Ouch." A wizard's robe fell on Xiao Hei.

"Don't break the rules and change your clothes." Kan scolded.

"Oh, the master looks like he really wants to see it. He is talkative and fat-hearted." Xiaohe muttered.

"Don't say the idioms if you can't say them well." Xiao Hei's Chinese skills are average, and his four-letter words and expressions are really hard to compliment.

After thinking about it, Carney still had to teach her to walk normally, otherwise she would just be a wooden pile.

"Okay, you support the ground with one leg first and lift the other leg up." Carney said, if Xiao Hei is not taught to walk, he will become a human like a wooden stake. He can only warm the bed.

A pillow.

"..." Xiao Hei thought for a while but didn't move.

???Does this mean that I have no legs or only one leg, so I don’t know where the other leg is?

Carney sighed heavily, squatted down and forcibly lifted one of Xiao Hei's legs. "That's it. Got it? Remember, it's the right side that's being lifted."

"Yeah...I remember." Xiao Hei blushed and showed a successful smile, but immediately stopped it after Carney stood up.

"You...just keep it like this now." Carney took out a stool and sat down next to him, thinking about how to teach Xiao Hei to walk normally.

"Xiao Hei, how many legs do you have?" Carney asked.

"One?" Xiao Hei replied tentatively.