Harry Potter Hello Dark Lord

The wind roared outside the formation, and there was a bang inside the formation. The tyrant Kuntu could not wait to look up to the sky and sigh: "What the hell is this grandson! Why are you messing with me!? Is he still finished!!!?"

"I'll go, it hurts my hand!" the boy said, touching his red and swollen palm.

Quintu wants to eat this little bastard alive. Your hands hurt!? Then why don’t you look at my face? The meat is firm and chewy. If you don’t know, you’d think you’re making beef balls by hand!!

The young man scratched his head, turned around and looked at the trembling undead beasts behind him, pointed at a beast that looked like a strong brown-haired baboon and said, "Come here!"

The brown-haired baboon was stunned in place for a long time before he realized what he was doing. He moved towards the young man with a look of sorrow on his face. Those who didn't know better thought that this guy was a snail who had become a spirit. He was so slow that he could only move one meter in a minute.

"Hurry up! If you take any longer, I'll throw you out!"

The young man shouted sharply, and saw the brown-haired baboon accelerate instantly. It only takes 1 second to accelerate to 100 kilometers. It appeared behind the young man as if it were flashing and sprinting. He forced a flattering smile on his face, nodded and looked at the young man.

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It's a pity that the brown-haired baboon is an undead creature. The skin on its face is shriveled and rotten. Under the squeeze of the smile, a piece of foul-smelling rotten flesh that has turned green fell off, and it almost fell on the boy's feet.

"Wochao! Your honorable smile is uglier than crying. Are you planning to scare me to death with your smile so that you can inherit my Huabei?"

"Huabei?" The brown-haired baboon looked confused.

"It's okay, it's a peerless artifact, but the side effects are a bit severe and it's easy to chop your hands!" The young man covered his face with his hands and then changed the subject. He pointed at the giant dragon Kuntu and said, "Slap him!"

Young man: "Do you accept it or not?"

Quinto: "Asshole!!"

Brown baboon: bang bang bang

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"It's so cruel! It's so perverted... It's so heart-wrenching to kill people!!"

"That's the tyrant Quintu! He was tortured like this..."

"Fortunately we didn't provoke this big devil!"

The undead beasts were thankful that they did not resist needlessly, but Kuntu was still tough-talking and had the aura of a dead man returning home. He is a true iron-blooded man, but his current appearance is a bit cruel.

"Hahaha, you stinky monkey! Try harder...not enough! Use all your strength to suck the milk!"

Kuntu continued to taunt, and the brown-haired baboon was already panting from exhaustion. At this time, the brown-haired baboon was also extremely puzzled. He was obviously much stronger than the boy, so why did it have no effect on Kuntu?

When the young man slapped Kuntu's mouth just now, the brown-haired baboon clearly saw that Kuntu's soul fire trembled with every slap the young man slapped. It was obvious that Kuntu was also suffering a lot of pain.

But now that I have mastered Kuntu, I still have the time to laugh at myself. Are you treating me differently? How will I get around in the wasteland in the future!? I don’t want to lose face!?

"Haha~ Big Lizard, you are so awesome! Bullying this little monkey can't suppress you!?" The young man said, and wisps of black mist lingered on his palms.

The brown-haired baboon and Kuntu both changed their expressions when they saw the black mist. The brown-haired baboon subconsciously jumped back two steps, while Kuntu looked at the young man with a frightened face.

"The purest death energy! How come you have so much death power in you, you are the lantern holder!?" Quintu twisted his neck and struggled hard.

Young man: "What a bullshit lamp holder, all the undead say so... Aren't you a strong soul fire? You can recover. I want to see if the soul fire blocked by the 'death energy' can still recover you."

several times!"

As he spoke, the young man imprinted the wisp of death energy on the eyebrows of the giant dragon Kuntu! I saw the soul fire in Kuntu's eyes trembling for an instant, and then there were signs of extinguishing. The purple flame was no longer active, but

It became lifeless, as if it would dissipate if the wind blew.

"Monkey, keep fighting! I want to see how long he can last...or not!"

Brown baboon: bang bang bang

Quinto: "I haven't spoken yet. Why are you hitting me!?"

Brown baboon: bang bang bang

"You said it now!" the brown-haired baboon said innocently.

Quinto: "Your uncle!"

Bang bang bang...

Half an hour later, Quinto said: "Don't, don't, don't fight... If you hit me again, you will really die... My body has begun to collapse!"

Brown baboon: bang bang bang

The young man was half leaning on the gravel beside him. Hearing Kuntu finally let go, he licked his lips and said, "Do you accept it or not!?"

"I'm convinced! I'm convinced!" Kuntu said in resignation.

Bang bang bang!

Kuntu was furious: "Smelly monkey, I've tolerated you for a long time! I've already given in and you still beat me!"

The brown-haired baboon scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Sorry, I'm used to it! I want to hit you as soon as you open your mouth..."

The young man on the side couldn't hold back his laughter at this time, and burst out laughing.

"Okay, little monkey, you can go and have a rest! With your big brother protecting you, this big lizard won't dare to bully you!"

After saying that, the boy casually pinched the seal, and the yellow paper talisman on Kuntu's body instantly flew back to his hand, and then a black death aura returned to the boy's body.

Quintu was finally liberated, and the soul fire in his eyes quickly steamed, and the wounds on his body were repaired in a moment.

"What's your name?" the young man asked with a smile.

"Kuntu, the tyrant Kuntu, the dragon of death, the master of the sky, the tyrant of the wasteland..."

"Stop, stop, stop, I'm not interested in listening to those boring honorifics of yours. It's a waste of time, and there's also the suspicion of water!" The young man said, looking up and down Kuntu, and muttered: "Kuntu... Kuntu

?Quintu…”

"Are you the legendary Kuntukutakatikotsuwa Silason? The dragon killed by Darabengbabandebedibdobiruun?"

Quintu: “@_@What the hell?”

The young man covered his face with his hands, then waved his hands and said: "It's okay, from now on you will be called Kuntukutakatikotsuvasilasong!"

"What the hell is Quintu?"

The confused giant dragon Kuntu couldn't catch the clue at all and could only stay in a mess on the spot. There must be something wrong with this guy's brain.

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Returning to the Library of the Undead, Ergou suppressed a smile and asked: "Is this how you were subdued by Vijay? Woof~"

Kuntu shook his head: "No... the experience after that will be even worse! The boss wanted to take me as his mount, and what else did he say? 'I used to envy the dragon knight Yin Zhiping the most, but it's a pity that the little dragon girl does not exist! Only the big lizard...

...If you work hard, you can be considered a dragon knight! This is much more handsome than the stupid horses of the Knights of the Round Table...'

Although I didn’t understand what the boss was talking about, I still pretended to agree! I originally planned to take the boss to the sky and throw him down, so that I could take the opportunity to escape, but... the result..."

"What happened?" Ergou asked hurriedly after hearing Kuntu's trembling voice and unstoppable trembling body.

"The boss is a pervert! He would have known that I was just pretending to give in. I took him to the sky. Before I could do anything, the boss used the power of death to seal the fire of my soul, and then let the hurricane tear me apart.

It's so painful to be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts!

I thought about dying at the time! But every time my body was about to collapse, the boss would release a trace of soul fire. At that time, I couldn't die even if I wanted to... Then the boss pulled me back and continued to think of ways to torture... The God of Death

Acupuncture, moxibustion, spirit-suppressing talisman, Jiutian Lihuo talisman, Liangyi ice and fire array..."

Listening to Kuntu's narration, the two dogs opened their mouths wide, and the more they listened, the more frightened they became.

At this moment, Ergou completely understood why a tough-blooded man turned into the dog-licking person he is today.

Qin Weijie was really an agent trained by the Spanish spy organization. The torture methods were endless and cruel. Those who heard it cried and heard it was sad! The most important thing is that in the end, this guy became a wizard and mastered it.

This provides Qin Weijie with even more bizarre methods than Muggles can imagine.

Ergou secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, Qin Weijie only had a bad taste and was occasionally perverted. In addition, he and she had a good emotional foundation. If those torture methods were used on him, Ergou thought he would go crazy!

"Hey... Brother Dog, actually after I thought about it, the boss was actually very good to me..."

"You think this is a good name?" The two dogs were dumbfounded. This guy must have Stockholm Syndrome.

"I'm a little better. There are many other undead ferocious beasts who are worse off than me. This time the boss went out to hunt for treasures and only took me with him. The other brothers were scattered out to find treasures. You will know when you see them next time. They

Some of those tortured by the boss have gone crazy!"

"Crazy?"

"Yeah, even though a few of them are crazy, those crazy brothers' respect for the boss is like an endless river... The boss is their only remaining faith!"

"F*ck!" Ergou said rudely: "How many people are there in total among you? How many beasts are there?"

"There must be more than three hundred of them that have been tamed by the boss..."

Ergou looked at Kraken, then at himself, then at Quintu, and thought of the cat Cheese again, and an idea came to him: "Vijay, are you really going to open a zoo!?

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