Harry Potter Hello Dark Lord

Only at 7:30 in the morning did the old drunkard Blue remember to open the door for Qin Weijie, which was a full half hour later than the original time.

"Hehe... I drank a little too much last night... burp!"

Blue said with a smile, and burped again. Then he took out the wine bottle from his inner pocket and drank again.

Qin Weijie rolled his eyes at Blue: "Sir, you'd better drink less. Drinking too much is not good for your health."

"Hiccup...what does a little brat know? Do you want to come and have a drink with me..."

"You are instigating minors to drink!" Qin Weijie cursed and left, ignoring the drunk Mr. Blue.

After leaving the dungeon with dark circles under his eyes, Qin Weijie simply washed up in the bathroom on the first floor and then went to the Ravenclaw lounge. He wanted to pick up books and go to class, but then he remembered that today was Saturday and there were no classes...

Unexpectedly, Qin Weijie was dumbfounded when he arrived at Ravenclaw Tower.

The entire spiral staircase was filled with Ravenclaw students lying in all directions, each one looking like a corpse.

"Damn it, are you following me!? Is this the weekend routine of Ravenclaw students? What the hell is wrong with this!?" Qin Weijie couldn't help but complain.

Then Qin Weijie found the familiar Irina Rufaen among the countless corpses.

"What's going on?" Qin Weijie asked as he woke up little Lolita.

"Ugh..." Elena rubbed her black panda eyes and said pitifully: "No one could answer Mr. Eagle's questions yesterday, so we all slept in the corridor."

"I wipe it!? What's the problem?"

"It seems like, 'Tom always likes to break the alarm clock at home, but why does mom always ask dad, who can't repair clocks, to fix it?'" Elena said without waking up.

Qin Weijie: "..."

Let me first observe a moment of silence for my brothers and sisters in Ravenclaw. I really didn’t mean to trick you...

At this time, the chatty man lying next to Elena woke up, looked at Qin Weijie with a wary look, and then explained first:

"Professor Lester has been discussing with Mr. Eagle since yesterday afternoon, but Mr. Eagle just doesn't want to open the door. Principal Dippet came last night and still can't get in."

"Didn't the school say how to solve it?" Qin Weijie asked again.

"The principal said last night that if the school can't open the door this morning, we will arrange a new lounge..." Elena explained in a sleepy manner, rubbing her sleepy eyes.

Seeing the familiar conversation between Elena and Qin Weijie, the chatty man beside her was almost going crazy, but it was not easy to get angry at this time, so he could only say sarcastically: "Some people are really lucky. At least they had a place to sleep last night."

, Huh! I deducted 18 points from the college on the first day of school, but I still have a place to sleep. It’s unreasonable..."

Listening to the chatty man's words, many people who had woken up looked at Qin Weijie with contempt in their eyes.

A first-year student deducted 18 points from the college on the first day of school. This is unprecedented, at least not in the more than 900 years since Hogwarts was founded.

Qin Weijie is truly the first person in ancient and modern times!

Damn it, are you trying to divert trouble? Are you planning to isolate me!? I didn’t say I wanted to compete with you. Why the hell are you targeting me! If you want to pick up girls, just rely on your ability...Also, little brother, my hair is long

Are you ready? Just follow the example of others in picking up girls. In my previous life, I was in my twenties and still single based on my ability!

The more Qin Weijie thought about it, the angrier he became. Then he pulled Elena up, helped Elena tidy up her messy hair, deliberately became a little more intimate, and then spoke in Elena's ear in a gentle voice.

"Come on, I'll take you in to sleep."

It may be a matter of wording. It feels like Qin Weijie was driving, but there is no evidence.

Elena's face turned red with embarrassment, and she said weakly: "You...can you go in?"

"Haha, can he get in? He was the one who took the longest to answer the questions on the first night of school. If he can get in, I will sleep in the corridor from now on!"

Qin Weijie ignored the chatty man and pulled Elena up to the door of the lounge.

Bang bang bang!

Continue to flap Mr. Eagle's beak with your palm.

"No, no! Don't slap me in the face!! Who is telling me not to let anyone sleep? I've already told you and I can't answer it, so no one can get in!" Mr. Eagle said angrily.

"Mom asked dad to fix Tom!" Qin Weijie said to Mr. Eagle.

Mr. Eagle looked up and saw Qin Weijie. He was about to say hello, but was startled by Qin Weijie's look, and then he saw many Ravenclaw students around him.

Mr. Ying didn't want all the students to know that he was troubled by Qin Weijie, so he simply followed the flow and said: "You got the answer right, hey hey hey!! You idiots, if you don't hurry up, you can follow him in."

"Really!?"

"Who is this child?"

"The answer to that question is very unexpected and does not follow normal logic..."

"From a logical perspective, we have complicated a simple problem."

The students in Ravenclaw were all pleasantly surprised by Qin Weijie's wit and could finally enter, which made many students happy.

"By the way, Mr. Ying, I made a bet with the gentleman over there. He said that if I can answer this question correctly, he will sleep in the corridor from now on. I hope you can be a witness." Qin Weijie pointed to the chatty man and said to Mr. Ying.

.

Mr. Ying pretended to be serious and said: "Okay, I understand, he won't even think about going in this year."

"Hey, no...what is going on!?" The chatty man was confused.

Looking at the students who all entered the lounge in one breath, the chatty man was stunned on the spot. Mr. Eagle fulfilled his promise and did not let him in.

On the empty spiral staircase corridor, he was alone swaying in the wind

…

On this day, two interesting stories spread wildly in Hogwarts.

The first interesting fact is that the Ravenclaw students were collectively locked in front of the lounge door last night. Even the principal couldn't get in. It wasn't until the morning that someone opened the door to the lounge.

The second interesting fact is that Peeves and Bloody Balor are crazy.

Peeves's pranks have become more unscrupulous, and he is extremely crazy and lawless. He dares to play tricks on anyone, except of course the Bloody Barrow. Peeves seems to be very afraid of the Bloody Barrow now.

At the same time, Bloody Barro also became sometimes stupid and sometimes irritable.

When he was stupid, he didn't like to talk. He always stayed at the observatory, humming and tinkling. Some people said he was passing the boring time, while others said he was looking at the scenery.

When he is grumpy, he has a bad temper, which makes other ghosts a little afraid of him. Although he is grumpy, he never bullies other ghosts, except of course Peeves. Every time Peeves provokes Bloody Balor, he will

Beat up Peeves.

No one knows why they go crazy, but some people speculate that older ghosts are prone to mental disorders.

After all, Bloody Barrow and Peeves are already the oldest ghosts in this school. They were both the first students of Hogwarts, and they are nearly a thousand years old.