Harry Potter: Hello the Dark Lord

Seeing Emma walking toward the Sorting Hat with some trepidation, Qin Weijie paid attention with interest, inexplicably looking forward to being sorted into the same house as Emma.

"Aha! An excellent exchange student, you have mastered an alternative magic system. Although you cannot use a wand, the teachers at Hogwarts will still teach you more useful knowledge."

The Sorting Hat livened up the atmosphere, and then pretended to be thoughtful: "Well, it's very troublesome! You have a kind heart, admirable courage, and the light of excellent wisdom shines in you..."

"Well, where should I assign you? Oh, yes, yes! That's right there...Hufflepuff!!"

Qin Weijie watched Emma walk towards the long table of Hufflepuff, and couldn't help pouting, looking at Elena with a sad face: "Why don't you call Senior Lilith back? If it doesn't work, let me transfer to another hospital. Hufflepuff is also very good. I think Hufflepuff suits me very well. It is very similar to me in terms of loyalty, honesty and stability.”

Elena looked Qin Weijie up and down, her expression seemed to be saying: "Please don't insult Hufflepuff's creed, your *** doesn't match those three words at all!"

"Yeah, yeah, you're right!" Tom leaned over to Qin Weijie at some point and said, "You are very loyal. You were so loyal that you killed hundreds of people in the Boneyard. You were honest and you lied. I thought it was true when I said it, you are so steady, I have never seen anyone talk more sluttishly than you."

"Hahaha, Tom's summary is so insightful! Haha..." A little fat man next to Qin Weijie couldn't help laughing. Because he failed to control the volume, he instantly attracted the attention of the principal and teachers.

"Five points for Carl Guoz! Clean the bathroom on the third floor for a week..." Professor McGonagall announced the punishment for Carl with a serious face.

Tsk tsk tsk, if there is a synonym for bad luck, then the synonym for being unlucky at Hogwarts must be Carl. I don’t know if it’s because the kid is too stupid or because his life is poor. Anyway, Carl, the kid, has experienced all kinds of misfortune at Hogwarts in the past two years. things.

It all started in the first day of the first grade spells class. Qin Weijie still remembers that Carl was punished by Lester on the first day of school and ended up peeing in the classroom.

After that, the child seemed to have turned on some kind of switch. The crucible exploded in the Potions class, the Herbology class was given special treatment by the devil, the Magical Creatures class was chased by a bomb-tailed snail, and the Transfiguration class was almost killed because the direction of his deskmate's wand was deviated from his head. When he turned into a goblet and went to the attic to get a textbook for Defense Against the Dark Arts, he was almost cooked by five ghouls...

In view of Karl's unlucky physique, the name of Ravenclaw's unlucky Karl has already spread throughout the school.

Although he has been unlucky for the past two years, this little fat man is extremely optimistic and has never been e-e. He is a complete optimist. Because of his good personality and naive person, he has always been popular. He is also one of Qin Weijie's few friends in the college.

"Huh... I know that sitting next to you will never do anything good! It seems that I need to stay away from you in the future!" Karl said in annoyance, but his head almost dropped under the table.

Karl didn't dare to raise his head at this time, for fear that he would be eaten alive by the eyes of the Ravenclaw students. Qin Weijie had just deducted ten points, and in the blink of an eye, he deducted another five points. Thinking about the embarrassing situation that Qin Weijie had just been criticized by thousands of people, little fat Karl could only lower his head and act like a self-deceiving quail.

However, what the unlucky Karl didn't know was that the Ravenclaw students did not complain about him at this time, but instead stared at Qin Weijie with anger in their eyes.

"What the hell, who am I messing with? The points he deducted have nothing to do with me." Qin Weijie muttered dissatisfiedly.

A fifth-grade senior sitting diagonally across from Qin Weijie took a deep breath, temporarily suppressed his anger towards Qin Weijie, and said coldly: "If you hadn't made him laugh, would the unlucky Karl have deducted points from the college?"

"I...for this brain circuit, I give you ninety-nine points! Besides, I teased him with a hammer. It was obviously Tom who made him laugh!"

"Slytherin's affairs are not our business!"

"Holy shit! Am I being bullied and isolated?" Qin Weijie pointed at his face and turned to ask Elena.

Elena was too lazy to pay attention to him. At this time, Elena was too lazy to pay attention to the lengthy sorting ceremony.

Shi, I didn’t know where to pull out a book that was thicker than a dictionary and read it carefully.

Qin Weijie knew he was bored, so he ignored the sharp eyes around him and lowered his head to tease the two dogs in his arms.

"Pettie Dragon"

I don't know how long it took, but another familiar name appeared. Qin Weijie slowly walked onto the stage with a confident figure in fiery red.

Professor McGonagall was about to put the Sorting Hat on Patty's head, but Patty made the first move and pulled the Sorting Hat directly from Professor McGonagall's hand and put it on her head.

"Ouch! Ouch! It hurts so much... little girl, please be gentle!"

"Okay, okay, it's not bad. Sort me quickly. I'm starving!" Petty said carelessly, and while talking, he greeted the students in the audience familiarly: "Hey, my name is Petty. , Petty Dragon, nice to meet you, we will be classmates from now on..."

Before Patty finished speaking, the Sorting Hat shouted loudly: "Gryffindor! You little lion, that's the best place for you!"

"Okay, thank you!" Patty jumped off the high-backed chair, pulled off the sorting hat and handed it to Professor McGonagall. Seeing Patty's rough movements, Professor McGonagall took the hat with great concern, groaning in pain. cap.

After confirming that the Sorting Hat was fine, Professor McGonagall looked up again. Patty had long disappeared. He looked at the Gryffindor table and did not see the red figure. After looking around, he realized that Patty had actually walked to the Gryffindor table. Between the Winclaw and Slytherin tables, he strode forward quickly.

"Miss Dragon, you are in the wrong place! Gryffindor is the long table with red ribbons over here..."

Patty rolled her eyes at Professor McGonagall: "Professor, I'm not color-blind. I know the Gryffindor table is there. I have something personal to ask Qin Weijie and Tom."

Professor McGonagall looked unhappy. Qin Weijie could tell that Professor McGonagall was on the verge of breaking out. The entire Hogwarts students knew that Professor McGonagall had a bad temper.

Fortunately, Patty was just an exchange student. If a Hogwarts student were to talk to Professor McGonagall like this, he would have to congratulate that classmate on the new dormitory - the Hogwarts Solitary Room for one year. Free stay with luxury boutique package.

But even if Patty is an exchange student, she may still feel Professor McGonagall's thunderous wrath if she doesn't give face to Professor McGonagall right now. Qin Weijie has already seen Professor McGonagall pull out her wand.

"Fuck her! Beat her! Hammer her to death! Professor McGonagall, you cast spells! Do you shake for so long before casting spells?..." Qin Weijie was so excited that he wanted to pick up a bag of popcorn and watch the show.