Harry Potter: Hello the Dark Lord

"Hey, Miss, do you mean you have a problem with him?" Qin Weijie teased.

Elena rolled her eyes at Qin Weijie: "I have read his "Herbal Plant Illustrated Book" and "Aquatic Plant Care", I swear! Reading these two books is a waste of life. It's ridiculous that I wasted my life on these two books. 3/2555 of my school career!”

"Um, is his theory biased?"

"No! His theory is not biased, because he has no theory of his own!! In the two books that he put together, I can guarantee that he does not own at least three-fifths of the herbs in the "Illustrated Book" I’ve seen it! Of the remaining two-fifths, most of them can even describe the properties of the medicine incorrectly!” Elena said unceremoniously.

"Oh, I get it, he's just a fake academic who plays tricks! He is dissatisfied with only one bottle and dangling half the bottle. In fact, he has no real talent or knowledge." Qin Weijie concluded.

Unexpectedly, Elena shook her head: "Not entirely. At least his research on toxicology is extremely profound. He has unique insights into poisons, especially anesthesia, mental paralysis, and controlled poisons."

Qin Weijie couldn't help but persevere: "Damn, who can be a serious person who studies these kinds of poisons?"

"Is there anything inappropriate? There's nothing wrong with academics!" Elena was still a little bit hesitant.

Qin Weijie smiled bitterly: "You are a serious person. According to your description, the poisons he studies are nothing more than Mongolian sweat medicine, aphrodisiacs, and obedient water. This can still be called serious."

"You! Vijay, sometimes I really want to open your mind and see what weird things you think about all day long."

Qin Weijie laughed and said nothing more.

Afterwards, Professor Dumbledore introduced Ms. Meloskar, the ancient rune, and Newt Scamander, the new Professor of Magical Creatures.

I have to say that Newt can be regarded as a famous figure in the wizarding world. When Newt was introduced, the entire auditorium once again stirred up an uproar, and the roaring applause took a while to subside.

I have to say that the changes in the teaching team this year are still great. In addition to some new professors, many important courses adopt a dual-teacher system, such as alchemy, transfiguration, history of magic, spells, and ancient runes ( This year the course was merged into Ancient Texts).

The purpose of the dual-teacher system is nothing more than to accommodate some teachers from the other two major magic schools. Although the students have accepted it, it would be unethical if you don't feed the teachers, so the dual-teacher system came into being.

As for the twists and turns behind the dual-teacher system, this is not something Qin Weijie, a student, should consider.

The only thing he should consider at this time is which teacher's course should he choose?

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I have to study hard this year and want to take all the courses!! It would be great if there was Hermione's time turner in the movie."

Qin Weijie thought distressedly.

Qin Weijie has been paying attention to the time turner for a long time. The time turner was the magic item that Qin Weijie coveted most when he was watching movies in his previous life.

After coming to the magical world, Qin Weijie searched for a time turner more than once, and even used the power of the Welfare family to purchase it.

However, the result was still nothing. No one in the entire magical world had ever heard of a time turner.

Therefore, Qin Weijie was also extremely regretful.

Time passed by, and it was almost half past nine. All the students were already hungry, and the teacher's introduction finally came to an end.

Finally it’s time for the last teacher

"We also have a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher this year, Roland Vigil."

The crazy female Roland stood up and smiled sweetly at all the students. She restrained her usual uninhibited and heroic spirit, and for a moment she became more charming and attractive as a woman. She had long straight black hair and a pure appearance. In an instant, she became Became the goddess of otakus.

"Wow! Professor Virgil is so beautiful!"

"Black, long and straight, that's my thing!"

"Professor Virgil, do you have a boyfriend?"

Qin Weijie never expected that after just one meeting, Roland would gain a firm foothold in the students' minds based on his appearance.

Looking at the senior boys who looked like wolves and tigers, Qin Weijie hid his face and sighed.

Young people, after you take this perverted class from Roland, I hope you can still maintain your original intention.

…

The long opening ceremony finally came to an end, and after waiting for three or four hours, we got to the main topic of the opening ceremony - let’s eat!

Following the principal's order, various delicacies instantly appeared on the empty long table, including butter pudding, fried chicken, steak, cod, and fruit pie. Qin Weijie couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he saw it.

"This year's dishes are good! Much better than in previous years!" Qin Weijie looked in front of him.

Elena took a small bite of a piece of steak and said softly: "That's natural. This year, the number of elves in the kitchen has also expanded. Many of them came from the other two major magic schools, and those who responded also brought other local elves. specialties.”

After taking a few bites, Qin Weijie still shook his head: "Hey, it looks very tempting, but the taste is really average. If you can have some stir-fry... It's a pity, Europeans basically don't stir-fry!"

"As if you can make better food than this..." Elena rolled her eyes at Qin Weijie, curled her lips and continued to eat the steak in small bites.

"It seems that I should let you experience my cooking skills when I have the opportunity! Wait to be conquered by Chinese cuisine!" Qin Weijie said loudly.

Tom behind him heard Qin Weijie's heroic words and turned around and said, "Don't brag, I'm afraid you'll poison us!"

On September 1, 1940, the opening ceremony of Hogwarts ended in a joyful atmosphere.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, all the students had already returned to the lounge, the teachers also returned to their offices, and the entire castle fell into dead silence.

In the deep corridor on the third floor, a sneaky figure was groping for something against the wall. His movements were very light, and even his breathing was undetectable. Even the paintings on the corridor were not disturbed as he groped along.

Cough cough cough

There was a sudden cough at the end of the corridor, and the sneaky figure was instantly frightened to death, and he hurriedly looked back.

"Albus? Is that you Albus?" the figure asked.

A flash of light suddenly lit up at the end of the corridor, and Dumbledore walked slowly with a wand in hand: "Professor Ruben Quixote? Why are you here? I remember your office should be on the first floor."

Quijote, who was wearing a corset and wearing a strong horse, was leaning against the wall and smiled awkwardly.

Cao Cao said loudly in that sharp and passionate voice: "Oh, it's nothing. I can't sleep at night, so I plan to go out and explore, and keep vigil for the sleeping children! Brave knight, always guard the night for the children!"

Dumbledore was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Albannis's knightly drama? The lines from "Knights of the Night"?"

"Aha! I didn't expect you, Albus, to also study Albanese! I like his knightly drama the most..."

Dumbledore looked at Quixote's outfit up and down, and nodded: "I can tell! Your girdle horse outfit should be the look of the protagonist in the play "Dawn of the Knights"."

"Oh my gosh, I finally met someone who knows the stuff! Albus, I really think we might be soulmates!"

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