Harry Potter's Catastrophe

"Hey! Carney, you know Snape well?"

"do not know."

"Then is he some kind of relative of yours?"

"(I am his father) No."

"That means Snape has fallen in love with Carney!" Harry really didn't want to kill anyone. "He didn't say a single word to Carney during the whole class, except for calling him by name. He must be embarrassed."

During lunch, a lot of people were asking about Carney.

"That's because I have been the only one favored by the principal since I entered school. I told the principal that I want to be treated equally, but the principal refused to listen and favored me. Of course Professor Snape did not succumb to the principal's power. Don't you dare do anything wrong to me?" Carney said seriously.

"Cut~"

"You don't even know what's going on!"

Everyone else was eating and chatting separately.

"believe or not!"

"I believe it!" Neville came over with a smile on his face, "Kani's potion class is very good. One person can complete today's potion and copy the steps very carefully."

"Thank you, Neville, come and eat more and stop your mouth!" Carney picked up a pudding and stuffed it into it.

"Hermione, do you have time in the afternoon? Hagrid invites us to come to his cabin and have afternoon tea!" Harry invited.

"when to go?"

"Three o'clock."

"That's no problem." Hermione replied after thinking for a moment.

On the way back to the dormitory.

"Harry, why did you invite Hermione?" Ron said. Hermione went to the library after eating.

"Hey, if all we know are men, doesn't it feel gay?" Harry said.

"You're right." Ron thought for a moment and said.

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At about ten minutes past three, a group of them left the castle and went down a gentle slope. In the distance, they could see a smoking hut on the edge of the woods.

Hagrid's hut is on the edge of the Forbidden Forest. There is a pile of equipment and supplies in front of the gate, the most eye-catching one is a big bow.

"Hagrid!" Harry stepped forward and opened the door.

"Stay back, Fang, stand back." Several deep barks came from the room and then Hagrid's voice.

Then Hagrid opened the door, holding a big black wrinkled dog on his hand. The big dog kept trying to run out of the door.

Harry and Ron were startled at the front.

"Oh! Harry, relax, Fang won't bite, he's very well-behaved." Hagrid said, pulling the rope and "Stay back, Fang."

Hagrid invited them into the house. The house was not big, with only one room, even if it was also a bedroom. Boiling water was boiling next to the oven, and biscuits were baking. There is a big bed in this corner, and various things hang from the ceiling, including turkeys, hams, bread, and spiders...

Fortunately, there are enough chairs in the room and they are big enough.

"You're welcome, sit down wherever you want!" Hagrid said cheerfully as he moved out a few stools in the corner.

Despite Hagrid's willingness, they were still hesitant.

"Hagrid, have you ever, um, done any work on the stool?" Harry asked.

"Oh, oh, I forgot, I killed a chicken before and forgot to wash it!" Hagrid found a little bit of dirt on the stool.

"Don't bother, just use magic and clean it up!" Carney said.

. . . The stool remains unchanged.

"Tsk, there's something weird about this stool!" Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I've been a little bloated recently! -_-///He is not familiar with this curse yet, and he still wants to show it off.

Hagrid was about to speak when someone beat him to it.

"I'll do it and clean it up!" The stool was cleaned up in an instant.

It was Hermione. "I've tried it at home a few times, so it's okay." She looked at

"Great magic! Harry, it looks like you've made a lot of friends in school." Hagrid was very happy.

"This is Ron, Carney, Hermione and Neville!" Harry introduced them one by one.

Hagrid poured hot water into the tea cup and took out the biscuits baking in the fire. "Oh! Another little guy from the Weasley family." He said and looked at Ron's hair, "In order to save you It took me almost a lifetime to get those two twin brothers out of the Forbidden Forest. "

Ron blushed and said nothing.

"Kani! Oh, he's a very nice young man with a very strong body!" Hagrid immediately saw the muscles hidden under the clothes, "But you need to be familiar with magic."

"My four is relatively developed and simple-minded." Carney said something mindless.

"Hermione, you are such a cute and beautiful girl. She has great magical talent. She will be great in the future!"

"Thank you!" said Hermione, blushing.

"Neville? Neville Longbottom? I've seen you. When you were a child, your parents were both heroes." Hagrid said seriously, "You will be too!"

Neville nodded, but said nothing, not knowing what he was thinking.

Neville's parents were probably in St. Mungo's Hospital and were tortured by the Death Eaters using the Unforgivable Curse. They have not yet recovered.

Hagrid invited them to tea and biscuits.

"You can't drink this water directly!" Carney suddenly shouted.

The whole audience was stunned, poisonous?

"Hot mouth!" Carney added, feeling very happy about it.

"Carney, can you finish your sentence?" Ron was speechless.

"Hey, I thought I added the wrong tea leaves!" Hagrid touched his head and said to Carney, "You have a good sense of humor. I guess your life must not be boring!"

Hagrid's biscuits were really hard, Harry and Ron pretended to be delicious, Hermione took a small bite and stopped eating, and Neville didn't have such good teeth.

"Hagrid, why don't you make cereal?" Carney planned to improve Hagrid's food.

"What's cereal?" Hagrid asked.

"It's something that always tastes good. It's semi-powdered. You can add it to hot water and brew it." Carney said, "It's very good. It can be eaten as porridge or as tea."

"Sounds good, how to do it?" Hagrid became interested.

"I found that your biscuits taste good, but are too hard. You can just grind them into powder." Carney continued, "And you can also add milk or chocolate."

"Oh! This is such a good idea. Why didn't I think of it?" Hagrid slapped the back of his head.

"As for oatmeal, the main ingredient is wheat flour, and various flavors can be added when soaking." Carney said, "Hagrid, if you open a store outside here, expand the surrounding area and make it more beautiful. Many people will come to your place for a drink, especially young couples, and you can also package the cereal and sell it in bags, and you will make a lot of money. "

"Kani, you have such a bright mind. I really don't know what you are thinking about. You have so many ideas!" Hagrid gave Kani a slap on the head.

"Yes, Carney is still practicing immortality every day!" Harry said.

"What is immortality?" Hagrid asked curiously.

Hermione's ears perked up as well.

Harry repeated exactly what Carney had said before.

"Is it really that powerful?" Hagrid looked unbelieving.

"Come on, not even the four founders of Hogwarts can turn a mountain into nothing at once." Hermione had read a lot of books, and her rebuttal was well-founded.

"I saw this from Eastern books. They contain such records, as well as many cases and ancient legends." Carney wanted to show off again, but after thinking about it, he decided not to, "There is one White Snake devoted himself to cultivation and fell in love with a mortal while traveling around the world, and a thrilling love story unfolded. There was a monkey who cultivated to the realm of perfection, reached the sky, fought with gods, and was finally forced to live with a pig and a monkey. There is the story of a kappa protecting a prince charming on his way to India. There is also the story of a gigantic giant chasing the sun. There is also the poignant love story of several fairies who broke the law of heaven and fell in love with mortals.

He told only a few general stories, but everyone else was fascinated and looked at Carney.

But Carney held the tea cup and had no intention of going into details.

"It's a long story. Daytime is not suitable for telling stories. There is no such atmosphere. We are all friends, and there will be plenty of time to talk about it in the future!" Carney said calmly, but felt happy in his heart.

Feel bad, I piqued your interest but didn’t tell you.

"Let's talk back to the dormitory tonight!" Harry and Ron Neville obviously couldn't wait.

"Oh! I want to hear it too!" Hagrid muttered.

"We'll relay it to you!" said Harry.

Although Hermione didn't express anything, you could tell by the interested look on her face. However, because she didn't want to talk to Carni yet, she didn't express anything.

Hermione was thinking now, if he could come over and explain to me, I would forgive him and forget it if he didn't come. I would write a letter home and ask my dad to go to Chinatown to see if there was anything.

Carney remained unmoved, hehehe, kid, it’s so easy to coax, and it’s all done in just a few stories!

It seems that I was born to be a leader.

"Of course, no problem! Which one do you want to hear first?"

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