Harry Potter's Catastrophe

Some people will ask, can people eat demon pills? Won't he explode and die? Won't you get gastroenteritis or diarrhea?

The conclusion is, of course not! If Xiao Hei is ignorant, am I ignorant too? At least grind it into powder!

"This bead seems to get stuck in the throat when swallowed. Let's grind it into powder and make coffee!" Carney deliberately told the bead to listen and conjured up a grinding tool.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

"Oh, it looks so hard. Let's try it with the invincible hydraulic press!" Suddenly there was a hydraulic press next to it.

Carney fixed the demon pill on it, started the hydraulic press, and the big iron pillar slowly moved downwards, but the bead still showed no reaction.

Carney stopped when the difference between the hydraulic press and the beads was one millimeter, "Hey, brother, be careful, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court!"

Xiao Hei tilted his head and stared blankly. He had never seen a hydraulic press pressing beads, not even a hydraulic press. Obviously, I have never seen this bead before. If I had seen it, it would not be so hard, but it will soon stop being hard.

"Hydraulic press! Start! Pause!" Carney started and then stopped immediately. He was afraid that the pressure would really explode. The beads should be able to hold up after this, and the pressure surface of the hydraulic press had already touched the bead surface.

"Ah~! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" It's still the same familiar voice, but it doesn't have the grumpy smell before, and has an old woman's sound, like a sow being pinned to the ground by a tiger.

"I'll do it, I'll do it all! Lift that thing up first!"

Sure enough, the hydraulic press is omnipotent. Raise the hydraulic press slightly and keep the pressure surface away from the beads.

"Leniency will be given if you confess, strict if you resist. Tell me! What's your name!" Actually, I didn't intend to ask this, but by some strange mistake, I asked anyway.

"My name is Bai Lianhua!" This person seemed to be asking for his name.

"Why isn't your name Bai Suzhen! Let me ask again, what is your name?" Carney touched the switch of the hydraulic press.

"My name is Bai Suzhen!" the voice said weakly.

"Hydraulic press starts!"

"I said, I said!" "The hydraulic press is off."

"My name is Sister Bai! My name is really Sister Bai!" The voice almost screamed. She was really shocked by the hydraulic press. There was such an ordinary thing in the world that could have such power. It almost suppressed her demon pill. burst.

"It's none of my business what you call me!" Carney didn't want to ask this in the first place. "How do you talk to us? The voice of the soul won't ring in my head." Carney has seen ghosts chatting, Huo There are a lot of Gwarts, and the ghosts in the East don't sound like voices in their heads.

"... (Damn human being, you were the one who asked me for my name, and now that I don't have a name, that's not what I'm asking about! Then wouldn't my suffering be in vain.)" Sister Bai is going to explode with anger, so don't worry about it. It's going to explode.

"Hydraulic Press…"

"That's because I speak with my spiritual consciousness. No matter what language I understand, I can transform the consciousness of the other person into an understandable consciousness. I communicate directly in the mind of my spiritual consciousness." Sister Bai quickly explained after hearing the three men of the hydraulic press. road.

"Continue!" Carney didn't know what to ask, so he just said two words. It sounds like Sister Bai's accent is too far away from their current era, so it's better not to ask where it comes from. Since it's something from the snake cave, it's probably a snake spirit. From the way she doesn't sound arrogant, she shouldn't be an old master, but a soft persimmon.

"The little girl was originally a simple, kind-hearted and honest little snake spirit under the Kunlun Mountains. She went out to travel and see the world. By chance, I followed Tang Monk and his four disciples to go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. The little girl originally wanted to live forever by eating Tang Monk's meat. I am not old, but I was inspired by the stories on their journey to the west. Elder Tang asked me if I wanted to go with him to see the world, so I went to Tianzhu with them. "

"When they returned from fetching the scriptures, it was so cloudy that they forgot about the little girl. She had no choice but to live in that place. Originally, the little girl thought that I was going to die in a foreign country and live forever in a foreign land. When she was completely despairing, the little girl saw the savior. It was an Eastern fleet. The leader was an official named Zheng. He was heroic, heroic, charming and talented. He found me and asked me if I wanted to go with him to see the world, so I boarded his ship. A big ship of the team.”

"Their journey was to travel all over the world and return to their homeland. They thought they could see the world and go home happily, but they encountered a storm on the way and my little girl's ship got separated from the fleet. On the way to search for them, they encountered a strange ship with skulls painted on its sails. The people on the ship were shouting that they were going to the new world. The people on the ship were all powerful and ferocious, and they were so fat that they beat us to seventy. The eight fell bodies were all gone, and the ship sank to the bottom of the sea. Because I was a snake, I was fine. The people on the skeleton ship asked me if I wanted to go to the new world to see the world. The little girl got on their ship, but was killed by another ship. The big green boat blew up, and the little girl had to find a direction and keep swimming. "

"Are you asleep?"

"Not yet, please continue!" Carney rubbed his temples, he needed to tidy up.

"Then when the little girl thought she was at the end of her rope, she suddenly felt a suction. The little girl had already exhausted herself from swimming. She was sucked away by the suction and fell into a dark place. It took a long time before she landed. The little girl was everywhere. I'm almost overjoyed to see the meteorite. This kind of extraterrestrial meteorite is a treasure. There are enough meteorites to make tens of thousands of divine swords, but the surrounding area is not safe."

"There are creatures in black robes everywhere fighting to the death. They have biubiubiu weapons that are used to kill people, or they will suddenly have a lightsaber weapon that appears to be infinitely powerful. But they are all surrounded by a glowing weapon. The big Yuanpan was wiped out, and the weirdos in the Yuanpan asked me if I wanted to see the world. As a little girl, I got on their Yuanpan and lived a life without shame. "

"I thought my life would stop here, but God gave me another chance. The big disk seemed to hit a big rock and fell down. Fortunately, the little girl was still alive, and I slipped out."

"The human beings here are really strange. They all look like coal diggers. The little girl was determined to practice cultivation without going out to see the world, so she just found a hole in the wilderness and dug a hole. But the good times didn't last long. I practiced in the hole. I kept practicing and finally got to the stage of knotting the elixir. I had just finished knotting it when suddenly a big iron lump fell down and completely destroyed my place. Then the big iron lump came out like a human-like big iron lump. The little girl went out to look for it. He reasoned and died after being beaten by him, but luckily I formed the elixir and my consciousness remained in the demon elixir, and then I fell into a deep sleep. "

"Then I appeared in the snake's belly. I saw that her bones were amazing, her appearance was extraordinary, her blackness was definitely not something in the pool, and she would definitely achieve a great career in the future. The little girl tried to persuade her, but she just wanted to Do not listen."

"The little girl was so angry that she had no choice but to say what she said before. She didn't expect that the young master's spiritual consciousness could be so powerful and could hear the little girl's words. The little girl had never seen this scene before, so she was too scared to speak. "

"It seems that you are not an ordinary snake spirit. You are a snake spirit among snake spirits!" There is definitely something wrong with this bead. It is from Zheng He's Journey to the West, One Piece, Jedi Knight, UFO Transformers. She is fine. Little Black Head gave it to her. You unscrew it.