Harry Potter’s Defense Professor

Tonks tripped over something while following Lupin out of the conference room and fell to the ground.

"Oh, Tonks, can you stop being so cute, Lupin is in front of you, and you shouldn't be trying to get his attention." Lockhart teased, reaching out and pulling him up.

"It's that goddamn umbrella stand, and I've been tripped by it for the second time—" Tonks said angrily.

George and Fred Apparated, startling Tonks and Lockhart. "George! Fred! How many times have I told you to walk around the house on your feet! Ten points from Gryffindor!"

George: "Professor, school hasn't started yet."

Fred: "So you can't deduct points."

"On the books," Lockhart said as he helped Tonks drag the big, heavy umbrella stand back into place.

Lockhart went into the kitchen and sat there to continue his thoughts.

"Gidro, why don't you come and help!" Tonks complained. She was helping Mrs. Weasley to cook, but she was obviously not good at it. bowl of oil. .

"Oh, Tonks, take a rest too, you've done enough today." Jasmine comforted her.

"No no, I want to help!" Tonks said happily, kicking over a stool as he hurried to the cupboard.

"Tonks, you'd better sit down and show us your face, that's the greatest help." Lockhart said seriously.

"That's right, Tonks, change your face and show us." Ginny also sat next to her and called.

"Okay then," Tonks also realized that he couldn't help much, so he had to sit down, "what do you want to see?"

"Pig nose!" Ginny said, and Tonks turned into a pig's head, causing Ginny to giggle.

"Hermione, how about you?" she asked again.

"I'll watch whatever changes!" Hermione said casually.

"What about this." Tonks conjured a duckbill and pecked Hermione in the face, Hermione stood up in fright, and then laughed again.

"Boring, Tonks, be a beauty," Lockhart suggested.

"Am I pretty~" Tonks actually turned into Hermione's appearance, and then gave Lockhart a wink.

"Uh, beautiful, beautiful." Lockhart was ashamed.

"I'm so beautiful, why don't you want to be my boyfriend." Tonks said pitifully as Hermione.

"That's right, the professor should be Hermione's boyfriend, why go to a Slytherin, they're all scheming bitches~" Ginny clapped her hands and shouted, that's what she thought, Hermione is so good Why didn't the professor pick her as his girlfriend?

"Enough!" Lockhart was a little annoyed, and he was a little afraid of Hermione pestering him, and a group of guys were still watching the fun and it was not a big deal, "Don't speak ill of Pandora, Ginny! Tonks, you wait, I'll help you confess to Remus later."

Lockhart glanced at Hermione, she sat there with some resentment, there was no way, Lockhart obviously loves Pandora very much now.

"Hmph, people have already confessed, but he doesn't accept it." Tonks changed back to her own appearance.

Lockhart felt something jump up on his knees, and he was startled. It turned out to be Hermione's big ginger cat with its legs turned outwards - Crookshanks. He jumped onto Lockhart's lap and curled up - Lockhart couldn't help but suspect that the cat was also a lobbyist sent by her owner.

Mundungus also raised his head at this time: "Ah, the meeting is over."

"You can continue to sleep, we'll call you when we're done eating." Ginny mocked him on the side.

"No no no, I'm starving to death." Mundungus shook his head and took out a cigarette.

"Don't smoke in front of the kids, Mundungus." Lockhart stopped him.

"Then let me tell you a joke." Mundungus put down the cigarette helplessly, "Today an owl flew over my head and pulled a piece of shit on my head, I scolded it, what are you doing? Flying around without underwear."

"Cut, how can an owl wear underwear." Ginny said disdainfully.

"Then he told me aggrievedly that he was wearing panties but had just taken them off for shit."

The Weasley boys burst into laughter immediately after hearing this, Ginny and Tonks also laughed, and Hermione smiled.

"Hmph, if it were me, I would take out my wand and give it a death curse." Sirius also ended his conversation with Harry and sat down.

"Here comes Sirius, let me tell a joke about Sirius." Mundungus smirked, "One day, I saw Remus come out of Sirius's room in the middle of the night, and see I found him and he got angry and told me to get out and protect Harry. Then I asked him, 'Areyoufu-?' (Are you serious? Can also be translated as - are you fucking Sirius?) Then, then Remus' face changed dramatically, and he grabbed my collar and asked, 'How did you know that!'"

"Pfft—" Lockhart squirted the water out of his mouth, and everyone in the room laughed, including Mrs. Weasley, while Tonks pretended to be very angry and questioned Lupin and He Sirius.

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