He Has a Dragon
Chapter 1610 Interesting Facts
When Fatty Huang and Zheng Ge chased Wang Le's back from a distance and came to the shore, they all looked around in unison.
When Wang Le saw this, he chuckled and said, "Don't look at it, there are no other members of the trial team except my younger brother."
After a pause, Wang Le asked: "Brothers, please don't tell me that you can't swim."
Fatty Huang rolled his eyes and responded with disdain: "Brother, you are so ignorant."
"Uh!" Wang Le was stunned for a moment, the confusion on his face clearly visible.
At this time, Zheng Ge took over the topic and said to Wang Le with a smile: "Even if my eldest brother and I can't swim, we can still use ancient defense techniques to protect ourselves and sneak to the other side."
As soon as he finished speaking, Fatty Huang followed behind and added without forgetting: "This is basic common sense in the martial arts world."
"Is this possible?" Wang Le was a little dumbfounded, but after a thought came to his mind, it seemed that it was actually possible. However, he knew how to swim, so he never realized that he could dive by opening the diamond-glazed cover.
With his mind wandering, Wang Le shook his head again and said, "It's pitch black. If you open the defensive cover to cross the river, it will be too conspicuous. We'd better be careful."
Zheng Ge nodded thoughtfully and agreed: "The third brother is right. Now that we are far away from the camp, we have entered an unknown dangerous zone. There may be vampires hiding nearby. If we open the defensive shield, those vampires If you were led here, it would be an injustice, and there would be no room for reasoning."
After a pause, Zheng Ge continued: "Although this is just a hypothesis, as the third brother said, it is better for us to be careful. After all, we have just started to carry out the training mission, so caution is the best."
Fatty Huang had a pig face and a bright heart. After Wang Le and Zheng Ge said this, of course there was no reason to object.
Then Fatty Huang smiled and said to the two of them: "In that case, just swim over without opening the defense shield!"
When Wang Le saw the two of them saying this, he breathed out unconsciously and said with a smile: "When I was standing alone on the shore just now, I was still thinking that if my two brothers couldn't swim, they would have to cut down trees and build boats. , it seems that it is no longer needed now.”
At this time, Fatty Huang said, "Brother, since you look down on me and my second brother so much, let's have a swimming competition to see who can swim to the other side first."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zheng Ge agreed eagerly: "Brother, this is a good idea.
I think it works! "
"Uh!" Wang Le rubbed his nose out of habit, and then showed a look of embarrassment, and said: "Since the two brothers really want to defeat the younger brother, of course there is no problem."
"Pfft!" Fatty Huang almost choked on his own saliva. He smiled angrily and scolded: "Hey, brother, you are exaggerating. We don't know the water quality of the second brother, but you want to be better than my brother. , but it’s difficult!”
At this point, Fatty Huang pointed at himself with his thumb and said with a proud face: "Back then, brother, I was known as the little bully of the Lingtai River. I said I was second, but no one dared to say I was first!"
At this time, Wang Le couldn't help but three black lines appeared on his forehead, and he muttered in his heart: "With your figure, you are as good as a bastard in the Lingtai River."
Of course, such words would never be spoken, so Wang Le said a little speechlessly: "Back then? A good man would not mention how brave he was back then, brother!"
After a pause, Wang Le chuckled and said, "This reminds me of an interesting thing."
"Oh?" Fatty Huang and Zheng Ge suddenly looked curious.
"Ahem!" Wang Le cleared his throat first, then squinted his eyes slightly, as if recalling the past, and said, "Brother, I have been an orphan since I was a child."
Fatty Huang and Zheng Ge were startled. This was the first time they knew about Wang Le's life experience.
"Due to my background, I was short of money for studying and other things, so I had to work part-time..."
Halfway through, Wang Le said with some embarrassment: "Of course, these are all nonsense, let's talk more seriously."
Then he continued: "My younger brother was working part-time in a bathing club."
"What is a bathhouse?" Fatty Huang couldn't help but interjected and asked.
"Uh!" Wang Le had no choice but to explain to the two of them what bathhouses and clubs were in the secular world.
The two of them soon showed smiles that all men understand, and Fatty Huang said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to have pimped me, brother!"
Wang Le rolled his eyes and ignored it, and continued on the previous topic: "One night, it was my younger brother who was working the night shift all night, and at that time there were several middle-aged male customers who had been drinking and came over to spend money."
"Of course, every male guest has a female technician to serve him, just like the women who serve the warriors in the camp."
Fatty Huang immediately narrowed his eyes and said with great regret: "This time I have to recharge my batteries for the training mission. Otherwise, I really want Senior Brother Wang to take my brother there to eat meat..."
Before Fatty Huang could continue, Zheng Ge interrupted with a speechless expression: "Who is talking about this?"
"Uh!" Fatty Huang's old face instantly turned red, and he said with an embarrassed smile, "Of course it was the third brother who said so."
Wang Le shook his head helplessly, and then said: "Don't interrupt anymore, finish talking quickly, and let's cross the river."
After Fatty Huang nodded in agreement, Wang Le continued: "At that time, one of the drunk male customers complained because the technician did not ejaculate after an hour (45 minutes) of service."
"Didn't it come out?" Fatty Huang and Zheng Ge suddenly had black lines on their heads, and their faces became extremely weird. They were very sensible and kept silent, so that Wang Le could continue talking quickly.
At this time, Wang Le shrugged and said: "At that time, several of our staff went to the box where the middle-aged male guest and technician were."
"The male customer didn't ejaculate, but he insisted that there was nothing wrong with his body, so he wanted to add another hour for free. Of course, the technician and staff did not agree."
"There is no free sale of flesh and blood in this world. If it were free, would it still be called a sale? It should be called a hookup."
Having said this, Wang Le had a smile on his face, as if the past events were still vivid in his mind, and he continued slowly: "In order to prove that there was nothing wrong with his health, the male guest gave examples, such as that he had a son and a daughter. One is 12 years old and the other is 9 years old."
"So there is absolutely nothing wrong with his health, so the technician's level must be poor. Of course, he has to add extra hours for free."
"As soon as the male customer finished speaking, the technician immediately turned his back and quit. You can insult my character, but you must not insult my skills!"
"The technician responded on the spot and said: There is nothing wrong with your health. That was nine years ago. It doesn't mean it will be fine now. So, brother, you are still a good man and don't mention how brave you were back then."
Zheng Ge: "..."
Fatty Huang: "..."
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