He Has To Be Human, Right? !

You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.

This is what She Luo and Bai Chu deeply realized after these few days.

At this moment, they were kneeling and sitting in the main hall of the Immortal Temple, looking sullenly at the sleeping weasel lying in the arms of Thirty Thousand Years Old.

Rhubarb was thrown into the mountain by the mountain **** during the implementation of the bag swap plan. Thirty thousand years has always been lovingly sheltering the cubs, and of course he has taken on the responsibility of taking care of her.

Speaking of which, Rhubarb is about the same age as the three fox dumplings. She was also out of **** luck. Originally, with her meager practice, she couldn't enter the fairy temple.

She Luo withdrew her gaze from Rhubarb, and complained to Thirty Thousand Lives: "Please persuade Lord Mountain God."

In any case, he is also the guardian who has followed the mountain **** for the longest time, can you let him stop spoiling himself.

Just now, they also witnessed a terrible scene.

When Ye Ying was having dinner in the morning, she seemed to ask casually: "What a big boy, something is wrong with you these two days. You used to be very clingy and act like a baby, why are you so distant now?"

Master Shanshen really took this sentence seriously, studied it for a day, and decided to plug the loophole of OOC.

So at noon, he flopped on the ground in front of Ye Ying's door.

"Oops, I fell."

Sitting cross-legged in front of Ye Ying's door, the calm and calm Lord Mountain God had an imperceptible blush on his face.

"You have to kiss to get up."

Ye Ying: "..."

I wanted to torture him, but I didn't expect to torture myself.

She stared blankly at the coquettish expression that the mountain **** was trying to squeeze out, and she really wanted to answer - your father didn't fall, he was standing in front of you.

She Luo, who watched everything, woke up from the shocking memories, and burst into tears: "Grandma!"

Save this Cangshan Mountain!

His fan filter is about to fall off!

Thirty thousand years old was reclining on the couch, his fingers were touching the soft fur of Da Huang's belly.

She pondered for a while, and felt that she really couldn't let the mountain **** lose his mind any longer: "Speaking of which, my lord has also recovered for a while."

Thirty thousand years old with soft eyes: "It's time to choose a new guardian."

That night, when 30,000 years old came to invite the mountain god, Ye Ying didn't have any accidents.

Speaking of which, the mountain **** is a **** anyway, and he has been messing around here for more than a week, which is already very salty.

Thirty thousand years old is still very gentle, sitting in the main room and still sighing: "I just sat here and met you for the first time a few months ago."

Ye Ying also laughed.

She knew that 30,000 years old was referring to the night Huang Xize married her, her face was soft, her eyes vaguely glanced at the mountain **** who still refused to accept that she had already worn out and sat obediently at the bottom.

The two exchanged pleasantries for a while, and mentioned the matter of choosing a guardian.

Ye Ying raised her eyes to look at the mountain **** indifferently, and echoed Thirty Thousand Lives: "It's time to go back and do some serious business."

She Luo and Bai Chu sat on the 30,000-year-old side, probably because of the grandma's presence, so they finally got a little bit tougher.

Originally, he was facing a great enemy, afraid that Ye Ying would not let him go, but he was finally relieved to hear her agree so readily.

But Ye Ying's next sentence made them so angry that their lungs hurt: "Anyway, the rough stone has been cut, and the conservative estimate is 1.3 billion. I have a lot of people, so I don't need them to pay the 80 million. "

She Luo & Bai Chu: "..."

Didn't you say it earlier? !

The two roared in their hearts, and they were almost useless before they remembered to say, this is what adults have a lot of? !

Ye Ying looked at the dissatisfaction on the faces of the two, and said "tsk" in disgust: "I didn't say that, grandma, if you choose to protect the law again, you have to take good care of it."

She gracefully put down the teacup in her hand: "Look at these two, one Patriarch Baixian and the other Patriarch Liuxian. They've only been working for a week, and one or two are sick, as if they've been abused."

Bai Chu Wuyan gave She Luo a look - I know why you hate humans.

She Luo has no expression on her face—what's more, I'm in a dangerous mood, and I even start to hate my human husband...

In the end, the mountain **** still knew the seriousness, and although he was very reluctant, he returned to the mountain realm.

As soon as he was gone, the replaced rhubarb was put back.

She trembled and swished, frightened: "...why no one told me that he is a mountain god?!"

It's over, rhubarb has nothing to love.

Ye Ying stroked her dog's head with a smile: "Don't be afraid, he won't do anything to you."

Rhubarb thinks about it too, at least he is a god, so he shouldn't be so petty.

In the next second, Ye Ying made a magical turn: "At most, I will put on small shoes for you, so that you can't get along in all kinds of mountains."

rhubarb:"…"

What are you talking about?

The mountain **** over there returned to the fairy temple, lowered his eyes and took out two things from his pocket.

An ID card, a marriage certificate.

The so-called thieves don't go empty-handed, and the mountain **** will follow these two things back when he comes back.

Speaking of it, this is probably his last connection with the human world.

No... really?

Memory fragments flashed back in my mind, the expressions of gratitude on the faces of those humans who had been rescued by Huang Yu's mouth, the respectful and grateful expressions of Zuojia Villagers when they talked about him, Zuohuai Zuoyu, and even Dahei's closeness.

And…her.

The memory of the mountain **** came to an abrupt end thousands of years ago. At that time, he was burdened with disappointment and anger towards humanity. But when I wake up again, the memory of the fault is filled with the integrity of the soul, like a blank drawing paper repainted with oil paint.

He saw human kindness, strength, and... bravery.

The mountain **** rubbed his fingers over the face on the red background photo, his eyes showed tenderness.

At some point, a slim figure appeared in front of the temple gate.

Thirty thousand years old smiled softly: "Master Mountain God, about the candidate for the Dharma protector..."

The next day, Ye Ying opened the door early in the morning and saw She Luo's dead face.

Ye Ying: "..."

She calmly greeted Aunt Zuo: "Aunt Zuo, next time you see a snake entering the house, you can catch it and make snake soup."

Seeing this, Aunt Zuo turned towards She Luo with a stern face: "This is the Huang family's old house! You work, study and live here every day, and you have to be a polite snake. If you can't do it, get out of the old house or kill without mercy! It's rest time, understand?"

She Luo: "..."

She Luopingyang was really bullied! ②

Ye Ying waved her hand and asked lazily, "What are you doing?"

She Luo frowned: "Where's Hui San?"

Speaking of which, it seemed that Hui San disappeared the second day they came.

"It's closed." Ye Ying replied concisely: "Why are you here, you don't have feelings for him, do you?"

Even if I have an appetite for him, I will not have any feelings for him. She Luo looked blank: "After seven days, come to the mountain world."

Ye Ying raised her eyebrows in surprise, and made a fuss: "Yao, we small shrimps, are we still qualified to enter the mountain world?"

The yin and yang were strange, and successfully made She Luo's forehead burst into blue veins.

I mean you are not allowed to enter the mountain world, did you hear me? !

It's not like dropping by!

He bluntly said "You and Hui San both get there" and disappeared in place.

Ye Ying gritted her teeth and ordered Aunt Zuo to sprinkle salt at the door to send off the plague god.

Three days later, Hui San and Qiao Er returned and got the news.

Hui San frowned and asked her, "Is Sixth Grandma going?"

"I didn't want to go at first." Ye Ying simply replied: "I'm a human being, so what's the need to go to the mountain world?"

She is not angry. The world of flowers and flowers is so beautiful, why go to the mountains where the birds don't shit?

Besides, the experience of being a rich woman these days is really confusing, because too! idle! up!

Having been a social animal for many years, Ye Ying is no longer used to living at home. She announced: "I want to find something to do, first invest some money to build some schools, set up a wild animal rescue center, and then set up a stray animal shelter and rescue station."

"You can get a foundation." Cheng Jing raised her head: "At that time, choose a direction to focus on."

Zuo Huai looked at her eyes and asked unconsciously: "What good happened?"

As soon as she said this, Ye Ying grinned so hard that she couldn't close her mouth.

Her rough stones... have already sold one-third of them.

"It's only grown-ups who make choices, I want them all." Ye Ying laughed.

She now knows why the richer people are, the easier it is to make money. With 80 million yuan, you can directly double and earn a few hundred million yuan, so don't be too happy.

Hui San still remembered what she said at the beginning: "I didn't want to go at first? Does that mean I still have to go to the appointment?"

Ye Ying smiled mysteriously.

"Back then we were kicked out by that **** She Luo, and now we're invited back, of course we have to use airs."

In fact, she was not very sure in her heart, but on the day of the appointment, when she saw She Luo with a gloomy face outside the door, and the eight-carrying sedan chair behind him, the corners of Ye Ying's mouth rose triumphantly.

It seems...some people's soul fusion is very smooth.

She Luo's eyes were gloomy, and she looked at the large army behind Ye Ying, and almost laughed angrily: "Are you going to have a picnic in the mountains?"

Ye Ying smiled lightly: "What's the matter, we are all acquaintances, and there are no other human beings except me, what's wrong?"

Behind her, Hui San Qiao Er and Da Huang laughed abnormally.

She Luo took a deep breath: "There are only two sedan chairs."

Ye Ying looked back: "It's okay, the sedan chair is so big, can't it be squeezed in?"

She Luo had no choice but to follow her wishes. He nodded, anyway, the people carrying the sedan chair were all paper figurines imbued with his cultivation, at most they were a little heavy.

But the four people still stood still, She Luo raised her eyebrows impatiently: "What else?"

Ye Ying grinned and showed her white teeth: "It's nothing, it's just that the sense of ritual is missing."

Looking at her sinister smile, She Luo couldn't help feeling ominous.

He took a deep breath: "What sense of ritual?"

She Luo gritted her teeth: "Do you want me to apologize for kicking you out? Well, it was my fault at the time. Please don't remember villainous mistakes, and cooperate with the work regardless of previous suspicions."

"That's not the case." Ye Ying's smile widened: "It's such a beautiful day, I always feel that accompanied by singing and dancing, it makes people want to ride in a fairyland."

As she said that, she took out a flute out of nowhere, and looked at She Luo sincerely: "I think snakes in India can dance to the music. I think my flower family is a big country, and Patriarch She's dancing skills must be even more outstanding."

She Luo: "..."

I really want to take an ice cream scoop and dig your little head to see if I can fill a ball!