He Has To Be Human, Right? !

Ye Ying came out of the office, walked through the corridor, and came face to face with several handsome men and women.

The one at the head happily waved to her: "Hufa Ye!"

Ye Ying narrowed her eyes, and the fast-talking Xiao Xianjia was pulled away by the little friend behind her, and quickly changed her words: "—Miss Ye."

Those who are familiar with her know that her "law protector" is to drive ducks to the shelves, and she is very resentful about this, and generally does not call her that in person.

Only then did Ye Ying show a nuclear smile: "Going for an internship?"

"Yes, they go to Erye Hu's agency."

The answer was still the Qingxiu Xiaoxian's family at the head, he smiled and showed his white teeth: "I'll go to Mr. Qiao's."

Ye Ying: "..."

She looked at this small group with a complicated composition, either a tiger or a leopard, a group of ferocious carnivores.

And the head of this small group is also the leader, a rabbit fairy.

She squeezed out the encouragement against her will: "Come on."

The rabbit fairy boy made a few boxing movements "hohohoho", and the hem of his clothes slightly turned up with the movements, revealing his beautiful and thin waist and abdomen muscles, but the middle two is not annoying.

His eyes are bright: "Miss Ye, just look at me, I am the man who is going to be the boxing champion."

Ye Ying: ...What kind of world is this? This group of wolves, tigers and leopards go to Hu Fengyao to form a group as idols, but the rabbit fairy and goat fairy want to go to Huisan to be a boxer.

So, the impression should not be too rigid! Can't be facialized! Did you hear me, author!

Author: ... Nima, isn't it me who wrote these non-stereotyped ones? !

After Rabbit Immortal made this boyish caricature-like middle school speech, a group of partners behind him suddenly winked and shoved.

Ye Ying: "?"

Rabbit Immortal's little face slowly turned red, he ignored the nonsense of his partners behind him, his long eyelashes drooped, and he scratched his head in embarrassment: "That...Miss Ye, when I really become a professional boxer, can you Come to see me play?"

"Of course."

Ye Ying smiled kindly, and sighed: "Time is so fast... I remember when you first came here, you still didn't know whether you were male or female, but you came to me crying and said you were pregnant..."

That incident had a great impact on Ye Ying. She originally thought that only female rabbits would have false pregnancies, but unexpectedly...

When this black history was mentioned, Rabbit Immortal's blushing face suddenly turned pale.

With unbelievable shame on his face, he stared at Ye Ying for a few seconds, yelled, covered his face and ran away.

His little friend hurriedly chased after him to comfort him.

Ye Ying smiled innocently and harmlessly, but in fact, the devil laughed out loud in her heart.

She took a few steps forward leisurely, observing the class scene inside through the glass on the door.

Today's class is rhubarb, who is spitting and dancing.

Under the might of the mountain god, she got a chance to readjust her appearance. But unexpectedly, Da Huang said that she quite liked Huang Xize's appearance and didn't want to change it.

But how could the mountain **** take advantage of her words as she wished—just like "Yaoyao" looked like Hu Fengyao's sexually transformed version at the beginning, Rhubarb also became Huang Xize's sexually transformed version.

She still looks 70% to 80% similar to Huang Xize, but her body shape and bone appearance are all female.

The mountain **** breathed a sigh of relief—finally! Not so much an eyesore!

At this moment, a woman with a delicate face and short light brown hair tapped on the whiteboard: "Come on, read it!"

"Yesmola!"

"Yes, Yesmola!" Rhubarb explained with a serious face, "It means that I am very excited, to the point of hissing!"

Ye Ying: ...What language is this? What nonsense are you talking about? !

"If you want to integrate into human society, you must be familiar with their language, and you can't surf 2G." Da Huang Yizheng said: "I hope you can study hard and stay on the forefront of trends!"

Ye Ying: "..."

I want to take you offline first.

She left the back door of the classroom speechlessly and walked to the lounge at the end of the corridor.

Qiao Er took part of the fairy family to visit the human society on the spot today. She has been busy for most of the day, and only now has a little leisure.

Thinking of the person who caused her to go to such a field, Ye Ying resented: "md Huang Xize, you don't even give me a cent of the money, and you want me to pay you back. I didn't do 996 like this before when I went to work..."

Speaking of it, I am angry, this month there will be an annual Mountain Boundary Conference. As a key demonstration unit, she and Qiao Er were so busy hitting the back of their heads.

No, you have to hire a few more fairy families. Ye Ying climbed onto the bed in the lounge with a straight face, halfway through the climb, her body froze suddenly.

She was silent for a few seconds, and looked down at the protruding figure under the quilt expressionlessly.

Seeing her not moving for a long time, the figure finally consciously and slowly pulled down the quilt covering his face.

Ye Ying looked down at the people below her from a high position.

The people below looked at her innocently.

He took a deep breath, and just as he was about to stretch out his hands from under the quilt to hug Ye Ying, she quickly pressed both sides of the quilt with her hands, tightly imprisoning him inside.

The person who was forcibly restrained was unhappy, and he was wronged: "Sister Ying."

Ye Ying also took a deep breath and cursed: "Are you sick?!"

The handsome young man looked cautious: "I want... to give you a surprise."

Ye Ying: "..."

You translate for me Translate, what the fuck, is the fuck, surprise? !

She jumped out of the bed and took out her cell phone with a sullen face: "I'll call She Luo now and ask him to take good care of his family."

The tall young man leaned against the head of the bed, his condensed eyes looked lazy: "I am a python fairy, and I don't belong to him."

As he said that, he asked unhappily: "Sister Ying, I know that you were once the star of the mountain god's reincarnation. But it's been three years. During these three years, haven't you paid him much attention?"

Ye Ying grinned at him: "My family lives by the sea, why is it so wide?"

She raised her eyebrows, and leaned against the table opposite the bed leisurely: "I don't pay attention to him. But..."

Ye Ying shook her head slightly, the little gold pendant around her neck was shining brightly: "Do you think I took this off before?"

This question stunned Python Immortal for a moment. Of course he recognized that, probably no one in the entire mountain world would know that it was a token given to her when the mountain **** reincarnated.

indeed…

Although she is the only human being in the mountain world, she has never given face to the mountain god.

But since he was appointed as the Great Protector, not only has he worked hard, but indeed...he has never been with other people.

He is also in the WeChat group of "Love each other and love each other", and he can occasionally hear gossip that Ye Ying has never gone through divorce - from the perspective of human law, they are still husband and wife.

In fact, in the eyes of many immortals, she is the wife of the mountain god, but the two had a long-lasting awkwardness.

"I'm just not convinced."

There was also a hint of anger in the python fairy's tone: "Why can't you accept me? I'm the most beautiful python in the mountain world. And the mountain **** is too old, I'm younger and capable than him, right?"

Ye Ying: ...Hiss, did a car drive past her face just now?

She covered her face speechlessly, squeezed out a few words from between her teeth: "Did you just say that She Luo can't control you?"

"That's true..." The young man scratched his curly hair, before he could finish speaking, a dark figure appeared behind him.

With a blank expression on her face, She Luo stretched out her hand and easily lifted the burly young man who was nearly two meters tall from the bed.

The young Mangxian was startled, he twisted his body like a **** out of water and looked back, and when he met the dead face, he fell silent.

Ye Ying spread her hands gracefully: "It's hard work protecting the law."

"You are also a Dharma protector,"

She Luo's expression was gloomy, and he replied, "Can't you throw people out by yourself?"

Is Lao Tzu your dog?

Ye Ying sighed pretendingly, and flicked her bangs: "This protector is a civil servant, and I am busy with work, so I am not as idle as Protector She."

She Luo's face became more gloomy. He found that as long as he faced this woman, he could never be as calm as usual.

The eyeballs, which were exceptionally dark against the snow-white skin, rolled and landed on the bed.

While sneering, She Luo stretched out her free hand to pull the quilt: "I'm very busy. On this bed, if one is taken away, there is another—"

Then, he met a pair of eyes as calm as water.

The mountain **** looked like a mummy, with his hands folded on his stomach, lying on the bed and looking at him calmly.

The three present: "..."

Ye Ying and Mangxian didn't feel his aura at all - after all, if the mountain **** wanted to hide his aura, no one would be able to detect it.

Even though the bulge on the bed was obvious, it seemed to have been erased from everyone's sight.

But when he heard Ye Ying's words just now, he was caught by She Luo under the fluctuating mood.

But She Luo didn't expect that the person lying on the bed was actually a mountain god? !

For a while, the scene was very embarrassing.

She Luo was petrified, and her brain was spinning rapidly.

How can I break the pillow seat if I catch my immediate boss recommending himself to my colleagues? ! Urgent, wait online.

Unfortunately, She Luo, who has never experienced the test of EQ in the workplace in human society, finally had a brain crash and gave up.

Silently, silently, he put the quilt back on the mountain god's face.

Ye Ying: "..."

Juejuezi, are you the master who sold 1988 yuan for a certain music class in the workplace EQ? !

I really want to ask him that classic question - if he was a hotel waiter, what would he say if he saw a female guest taking a shower.

Someone replied: "I'm sorry, ma'am."

Someone replied: "I'm sorry, sir."

Someone replied: "I'm sorry, ma'am!"

And She Luo...

It seems that there is a high probability that they will silently tear off the towel and cover it on the head of the guest.

"Pfft..." Ye Ying was amused by her brain.

She Luo glanced at Ye Ying with a stagnant face, without saying a word, and disappeared in place holding the silent python.

Ye Ying leaned against the table and really wanted to light a cigarette, but in the end she gave up because she didn't know how to smoke.

She stood silently for a while, and said, "Get out. Otherwise, if I punch you down, you may die."

In fact, she was also broken inside.

Unexpectedly, Huang Xize, a majestic mountain god, has not given up on the crooked idea of ​​climbing a bed.

What was even more unexpected was that someone actually wanted to be with him.

Ye Ying was expressionless, looking at the man who got up from the bed indifferently, he suddenly missed the innocent mountain **** who hadn't fully integrated his soul three years ago.

Compared with the original and pure version of the mountain god, Huang Xize's thick skin is simply not the slightest bit.

Especially since she became a Dharma protector and got her own room on the second floor of the Immortal Temple, the WeChat group has been full of gossip.

For example, Master Mountain God was thrown out of the room by Ye Hufa again.

For example, Grandma Cat ran to the Fairy Temple and sued with snot and tears, saying that someone had abducted her golden grandson. At the end of the investigation, it was found that it was the mountain **** who sent him as a stray kitten to please Hufa Ye.

For this matter, the mountain **** is also very innocent - he obviously hired a little raccoon slave from the cat mother in accordance with ancient rituals, just to win a smile from the beauty.

How did he know that "mother cat" was actually a kidnapper? ! For two boxes of cat strips, he actually did such a crazy thing!

In the past three years, Huang Xize has been working every now and then. It fully and vividly achieved "brave wolves, not afraid of difficulties".

This old guy is a thief, and he never mentions those deceptive earthy love words, so she has no chance to get angry at him.

Ye Ying held her forehead speechlessly.

Huang Xize walked up to her, his eyes were filled with smiles, and his fingers lightly touched the pendant around her neck: "Why don't you take it off?"

Ye Ying looked at him and rolled her eyes angrily.

Damn it, it's cheap and good-looking.

She raised her chin and suddenly showed a beautiful smile like a flower: "Pick it today."