He is His Excellency Zhi Li

Ann: "Sorry, do we know each other?"

Ann and boyfriend:

1. My boyfriend saw Ann typing in front of the computer (just started writing Yan Yan and Su Xiaomi): "What are you writing?"

Ann: "BL"

Boyfriend: "What is BL?"

Ann: "It's you and Xiao L." (Little L is a boyfriend's friend.)

Boyfriend: "So disgusting."

Ann always looked at the computer: "Rest assured, there is absolutely no disgusting you."

Boyfriend: "Say me like that, beware I and Adolescent L abandon you and make you distressed."

Ann: "If you don't let me visit when you go to bed, I will indeed be distressed."

2. Ann walked in, her boyfriend and Xiao L were chatting, and An quietly sat next to reading a book.

After a while, the boyfriend turned back: "When did you come."

"It's okay, don't worry about me, you continue."

"How do I think you have something in it."

"It also makes you hear."

3. One day, her boyfriend sat seriously in front of Ann: "I hope you don't make me jokes with Little L in the future," Ann hasn't spoken yet, and her boyfriend goes on: "Little Q, Little Z, Little G won't do! "

"can."

A few days later, her boyfriend texted: "I and L went out to play."

"Yep."

"Guess what are we doing?"

"doing what?"

"We're doing base."

"I wish you happiness."

4, Ann does not like to call, every time he receives a call from her boyfriend.

Ann: "Why."

Boyfriend: "Nothing, ask what are you doing?"

Ann: "Nothing."

Boyfriend: "Oh, did you eat?"

Ann: "Is there anything else?"

Boyfriend: "No."

Ann: "Goodbye then."

5. If I am writing a novel with my boyfriend, my boyfriend will stay beside him and play on the computer quietly, leaving it to An Space. During the writing process, my boyfriend said suddenly, "Why do n’t you change it so much?" Forget it. "

Ann looked up at her boyfriend: "Why, are you ready to be caught?"

"..............."

6. Today's Tanabata: Good morning received a text message from her boyfriend: "Sorry, Valentine's Day cannot be with you."

An: "Please forbid words and actions."

Boyfriend: "I love you."

Ann: "I want to vomit."

Boyfriend: "Could you be a little touched by normal people."

An: "Sorry, I haven't installed this function in my body yet, but thank you."

96. Parents vs Parents (on)

Things went back a little bit. After receiving Cobb's phone call that day, Zhili set off to buy air tickets to go abroad to find the two ancestors who had disappeared since his honeymoon. At this time, he needed Lan Yin and Zhi Zuo Si Xian To soften, and finally to personally meet Cobb's parents, he thought that it only took him two days to find a blue silver and a branch of the left who ran around for no purpose.

He dragged his tired body and knocked on the door of the hotel room. When Lan Yin opened the door with a red wine wrapped in a bathrobe wrapped in spirit, Zhili wanted to press her head into the toilet at that moment.

Lan Yin jumped over the next second after seeing the branch, and hugged the branch with a force that could faint a bear: "Don't you worry that your sister is with other men? Don't worry, your sister has never done anything wrong with you . "

He Zhili pushed blue and silver away and rubbed his sore neck. "Trouble go and put on my clothes first, and don't let me see some unclean things."

"It's really not fun." Lan Yin let the manager into the room and began to untie the bathrobe. The manager grabbed the thing next to him and threw it over: "I didn't let you change it here." Lan Yin waved and threw it away. Things: "What a shame, you used to take a bath with me when you were a kid."

"Don't mention some painful memories. What about him?" Zhili asked.

Lan Yin rushed into the bedroom with a slap, and at this moment, the bedroom door was opened, and Zuo Zusi came out. He was not surprised to see the branch. Jun Mei sat expressionlessly on the sofa, picked up the coffee, and turned the newspaper :"what's up."