Heart Stealer Young Master Bo
Chapter 1001 Whose urine would you rather drink?
Shi Qinglan's voice was clear and slightly cool.
Her words fell from her lips like pearls. Although she was a woman, her tone was inexplicably shocking...
Shi Qinglan glanced at him indifferently, "If the explanation is not clear, then just ask the police to take you to the embassy in China and explain your behavior to the legal explanation!"
Hearing this, the foreign man was suddenly startled.
Although he was extremely reluctant to believe that the person in front of him was the founder of the Qionglou Yuge State Banquet, but inexplicably because of her tone of voice, he felt a sense of awe in his heart...
"Police? Do you think the police will care about this kind of nonsense?"
The foreign man forced himself to calm down, but still showed a dismissive attitude, "I think there is something wrong with your food now! It's disgusting! It tastes terrible! Do you need to call the police if you want to withdraw the food?"
Shi Qinglan glanced sideways at the waiter out of the corner of her eye.
The little girl covered her face and shook her head repeatedly. She walked towards her with small steps and said, "No, the dishes we serve to this gentleman are strictly in accordance with the recipe specifications, and the quality of the chefs in our Qionglou Jade Pavilion is as good as yours." It’s clear, the manager just came to check, there is absolutely no problem with the food.”
Shi Qinglan nodded lightly in understanding.
She had already guessed that this foreigner was deliberately looking for trouble.
His eyes lightly swept over the little girl's face, "I'll take care of it here. You go and take care of your face first, and ask the chef for an ice pack, because it's not worth disfigurement for such a scumbag."
"Thank you, Miss Shi." The little girl bowed.
She covered her face and immediately ran to the waiter's lounge. Her companion went to the kitchen to borrow a piece of ice for her.
Shi Qinglan immediately turned his attention back to the foreigner.
Her delicate eyes narrowed slightly, "The food tastes bad? Tell me, which dish tastes bad? Where does it taste bad?"
Shi Qinglan exuded a very strong aura.
But behind her stood Bo Yucheng, a man in a suit and leather shoes, with a coldness lingering around his tall body, which invisibly added a bit of oppression to the atmosphere...
"What? Why don't you let people scold you if the food is delicious?"
The foreign middle-aged man became even more outrageous, "Not only do your dishes taste terrible, but you also lie to me! It doesn't match the name at all! I ordered a Buddha Jumping Over the Wall and didn't see the Buddha or the wall. There were some messes in it." The materials are just trying to fool me, and I’ve never seen the things inside!”
Hearing this, the melon-eaters who understood could not help but laugh.
Although he was speaking pure English, this is the central city of China after all, the Imperial Capital. There are top students everywhere, so it is not difficult to understand a few everyday Chinese...
"Pfft! Why is there a Buddha and a wall in Buddha Jumps Over the Wall?"
"Is it possible to boil the Buddha and let him perform jumping over the wall in a bowl for the guests? Suddenly it feels like there is a picture."
"I laughed so hard, hahaha, I didn't expect them to be so uneducated! But Buddha doesn't dare to cook, so apologize to Buddha!"
The middle-aged man heard sporadic laughter nearby.
But since they all spoke Chinese, he couldn't understand a word at all and could only feel as if they were laughing at himself...
"You're laughing your ass off!" He suddenly turned his head and looked at those people.
The man pointed at the braised lion's head and said, "Also! I ordered this meal to eat the lion's head. You don't have the money to let me eat lion, so you just use a meatball to fool my feelings?"
"This, couple's lung slices! Disgusting... It's so disgusting! I've heard before that you Chinese eat offal, but I didn't expect that you actually eat human offal! Dirty!"
The more the foreign man scolded, the more he got more aggressive. He still felt that he was very reasonable, but the more righteous he was, the funnier he became.
Someone nearby simply recorded these remarks...
Shi Qinglan's lips curled up slightly, "What a righteous statement I took. I really can't compliment you on your intelligence. It's really hard for you to come to our Qionglou Jade Pavilion to dine. The cultural heritage is too deep for us." Wrong, China is here to apologize to you for our five thousand years of culture."
"Pfft--" The laughter next to him became even more wild.
In the past, I only knew that Shi Qinglan was powerful, but I didn't expect that she was quite eloquent in sophistry...
Bo Yucheng's red lips curled slightly without any trace.
The foreign man naturally heard her sarcasm, "What do you mean? How dare you humiliate me?"
"Humiliation?" Shi Qinglan raised her eyebrows slightly, "Are you worthy of being humiliated by me?"
"You..." The foreign man was furious.
Shi Qinglan instantly suppressed her smile and looked at him with frosty brows, "Okay, since you can't understand our Chinese culture, and you think Chinese state banquet dishes can't fit into your mouth, I don't mind giving you some popular science. one time."
"There is no Buddha or wall in the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall you are talking about. I really can't do anything. My Buddha's compassionate cooking is too inappropriate. As for the wall... If you want to eat, I will help you with a dish later. I can only wish you come to China. Don’t replace your dentures when you return from travel.”
"As for the ingredients in Buddha Jumps Over the Wall that you have never seen before, let me introduce them to you one by one..."
Immediately, a guest brought his own Buddha jumping over the wall.
By the way, he handed Shi Qinglan a pair of chopsticks, "Miss Shi, use this! Give him a good education!"
Shi Qinglan gently curved her red lips to take the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, then looked back and said to Bo Yucheng, "Help me tell Xiaoran to serve two more copies of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall to this table of guests."
"I'll go right away." Bo Yucheng raised his eyebrows slightly.
Shi Qinglan held the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall in one hand, and held chopsticks in the other hand to pick up the ingredients one by one, "Sea cucumber, abalone, shark's fin, scallops, scallops, fish maw, deer tendons..."
She introduced the ingredients to the foreign middle-aged men one by one. These are absolutely precious and expensive ingredients, many of which are only found in high-end dishes even abroad!
The man's expression changed instantly, "How...how is it possible that there are so many precious things? Why didn't I eat them?"
Shi Qinglan slowly put the Buddha down over the wall.
She then cast her eyes on the braised lion head, "As for the lion...it's illegal to hunt a lion, you know? If sir really wants to eat the lion's head, I can help you say hello to the police, and the couple's lung slices are nothing. Human flesh, peeing on cow balls does not pee, and there are no ants inside the tree..."
"Of course, sir, if you insist that the name of the dish be the same, I wouldn't mind arranging it for you. Qionglou Yuge's chickens, ducks, pigs, cattle and sheep are all closely cooperated with breeding companies. Whose urine would you rather drink? "
The people around me couldn't help but burst into laughter.
The middle-aged foreign man's face has completely turned pale. He admitted that although he didn't understand the ingredients, the taste of these dishes was indeed amazing... Mainly because he was not used to the offal in Chinese cuisine, and he was unhappy and wanted to find fault. .
But I didn't expect to meet such a powerful person!
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