Heaven Extinction Martial Emperor
Vol 2 Chapter 1615: Soul test
what?
The latter was unhappy, and looked at the leader indignantly: "Chief, you heard that, he scolded me pig brain! I am obviously a demon, how can a pig brain grow?"
He was angry, really angry!
How can humans talk nonsense?
That was an insult to his IQ, an insult to the entire Demon Race!
The head of the regiment covered his face, and all the demons and his mood were the same-you go, leave me, our Xieyan Demon Army does not know you.
"Hurry up! Kill him, stop talking nonsense," the commander ordered.
The silly big man nodded heavily: "It's so good! Uh... wait! Commander, what do you mean by words?"
"Let me just knock his head off, and now let me kill him again, what the **** do you want me to do?" Big silly man was very depressed.
Two thick red eyebrows on the head of the regiment's eyes raised painfully and gritted their teeth: "You fucking, let you stop talking!"
Every word of this goods is a humiliation to the demon.
Think about it, when humans first came to Mozu, they met a fool. What would they think of Mozu?
Note that the first impression will be deeply ingrained.
In the future, the Devil will need a hundred smart images to offset today’s first impression.
"Head, don't change the subject, you explain to me first, why don't you say anything?" The silly big man pouted.
The hate in the head of the regiment said: "Change one, change one for Lao Tzu!"
He was fed up!
The deputy had a chest: "Head, I'm coming! This is the first human in history to break into the Devil Realm. Killing him is a great achievement. I will soon become a hero of the Demon Realm! Hahaha!"
Xia Qingchen stunned: "Are all a group of stupid pigs?"
You said, you know this is a great achievement, then hide it and tweet, don't say it, but also yell in a voice, for fear that other Mozus don't know?
"Eh! Why didn't I think of it?"
"Yeah, this is an opportunity to make great achievements!"
"Humans invade the Devil Realm and kill him to be the hero of the world. They are heroes of the Devil Realm. Maybe they can get the Hero Medal from the Devil Emperor!"
"I come and I come!"
"Head, let me come!"
It turned out that they did not expect...
The leader’s mood could not be described in words. He stretched his face and shouted to Xia Qingchen in the Demon language: "Human Race, I want to tell you, don’t misunderstand our Demon Race!"
"My real demons are great wits, brave and unparalleled, beautiful and talented..."
"Head of the head! I have a proposal, first catch him alive, and then cut him with a knife, so that everyone is a hero, everyone does not have to fight!"
"Wow! Genius-like creativity, god-like ideas!"
"Yes, that's what we do, we have to unite and be heroes together!"
"..."
The head of the head painfully covered his face. At this moment, he wanted to cry.
"Fortunately, this is a human kind, and you can't understand what you stupid people are saying." Apart from the sorrow and anger of the head, he found comfort for himself and said to himself.
Otherwise, the image of the demon will collapse, and the collapse will be cracked...
"Are you a pig too? Didn't I answer that stupid big man just now?" Xia Qingchen spit out the language of the Mozu and said lightly.
He has just said that he is a human brain, and a silly big one is a pig brain.
It's just that this group of demons are used to listening to the language of the demons, so they don't realize how shocking Xia Qingchen is when a human says the language of the demons.
what?
The commander's eyes widened and he was startled, "Do you understand the language of our demons?"
Xia Qingchen couldn't help but sigh: "It's all demons, why the difference is so big?"
The demons in his memory, although arrogant and violent, are all cunning.
The demons I saw today were as stupid as a group of pigs.
"Don't get me wrong, they are not as stupid as you think." The head hurriedly concealed: "Really! They are not stupid, they just can't talk!"
The demons behind him nodded their heads in deep conscience.
"Yes! We are all proud of Mozu!"
"Yes, we are a pearl in the Demon Race!"
"No one can hide our divine glory shining on the devil!"
...
The head of the team was bleeding, and his heart was roaring: "Don't talk, don't talk, you are the **** debris flow!"
Xia Qingchen rubbed his chin: "Really? Are you all proud of the Demon Race? Then I take a test for you, dare you accept the test?"
The head of the delegation was annoyed and tested your grandma. Who are you? Why should we accept your test?
Isn't it a hundred if you kill you?
Who knows, the demons behind him looked excited for the glory of the demons.
"Don't come! My Wudazhi wants to make a name for the Demon Race!"
"Let me come, I will use my wisdom to defeat you, and let you apologize for what you just said!"
"Yes! That's right! Brothers, we can stand any test!"
"Come on, despite the test, nothing can hardly hold our incomparable demons!"
...
Xia Qingchen took a step forward and said right: "Okay! Then I will test your first question, how many troops are there! Please answer within three breaths, otherwise the judgment will fail!"
Hearing the words, the leader's face changed and shouted: "This is a circle..."
Damn, this is to embezzle their military secrets. They are definitely traps and can't be fooled by him.
"cut!"
"cut!"
A group of demons immediately coaxed!
"This question, you think we are stupid!"
"Oh, humans, you are underestimating the IQ of our Mozu!"
"I think my intelligence has been devastatedly insulted!"
...
Although they are noisy, the head of the group is somewhat gratified. Finally, this group of stupid people is stupid enough to have a bottom line, stupid enough to have integrity, good kind, brothers!
Xia Qingchen touched his nose, it seemed that they were too small to see their wisdom.
Forget it, change the question.
"Brothers, let us answer him together!"
"three!"
"two!"
"One!"
"Two million demons army!" thousands of demons shouted in unison.
After shouting, he laughed.
"Stupid human!"
"Hahahaha! You look at silly humans and want to test us?"
"How are you, being stupid!"
"Unexpectedly, we all answered right!"
"Hey, look at his shocked stupid look, 90% of them are blinded by our wisdom!"
"Sample! Dare to underestimate the wisdom of our big demons?"
Yes, Xia Qingchen was stupid, and the leader was stupid.
They overestimated their understanding of the devil, and underestimated the wisdom of the devil.
The bottom line is probably below the horizon...
Xia Qingchen silently remembered the numbers and coughed: "Another test, when are you going to attack us humans? This question is very difficult. I don't think you Mozu can answer it."
"Alas!"
"Alas!"
The demons booed.
Seeing the bad situation, the regiment shouted: "Don't go on..."
However, his voice was quickly overwhelmed by the excited Demon Race.
"Look, brothers, look at this, this human being is still not giving up!"
"I believe in your evil, but I haven't been scared by the wisdom of our Demon Race!"
"Do not give up until you reach the Yellow River! No tears when you see the coffin!"
"Come on, brothers, let us use the incomparable wisdom of the Demon Race to beat him to the mouth!"
"Let's go together!"
"three!"
"two!"
"One!"
"Three days later!"
The commander was desperate, and Xia Qingchen was stunned again. Was this information too easy?
This is a military secret! !
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