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Learn from experience?

He shouldn't be talking about seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West, right?

Seeing the message sent by the demon dragon, Ye Shiqiu and all the other online group friends couldn't help but become curious.

With the character of the devil Xiao Long, he doesn't look like the kind of person who is willing to protect a monk from the Middle Earth to the West one step at a time, oh no, Dragon.

but……

The result of seeking scriptures from the West is to obtain a Buddhist world, and also gain some merit and luck. With this advantage, maybe this dragon is really willing to do this.

But this is too time-consuming!

As a member of the BOSS chat group of all worlds, I have the advantage of being able to communicate with all worlds. Is it really worthwhile to spend so many years just to gain merit from a low-level world?

Anyway, in Ye Ren's opinion, it's not worth it.

Besides, this is not something you can just ask for. The quotas have already been arranged. Is it possible that you still want to kill one of them and replace him?

What a joke!

Just when Mr. Ye was confused, Demon Xiaolong continued to send a message: "Group leader, the development of Xiaolong Zhutian Pet Shop has encountered a bottleneck recently. In terms of pet supply, many customers have given us options to choose from.

The number of varieties is small and the level is not high enough, so Xiaolong wants to search for some high-end, attractive pets from various worlds to use as merchandise."

"Didn't you just come back from Baifeng Mountain? Didn't you gain much?" Ye Shiqiu asked.

Devil Xiaolong: "It's rewarding, but that can only alleviate the shortcoming of the small number of pet species. Xiaolong didn't encounter any high-level prey in Baifeng Mountain, so I'm afraid it will be difficult to have a strong attraction to the guests.

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Ye Shiqiu: "Then what does this have to do with your desire to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Devil Xiaolong: "Go to the West to learn scriptures?"

In the pet shop, a confused expression flashed across Demon Xiaolong's face. When did he say that he wanted to go to the West to learn scriptures?

He obviously wants to learn from Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.

Thinking about it, the demon Xiaolong looked back at the tools that Ah Fu and the others had prepared for him. With them, he would definitely be able to get back Sun Wukong and his men's sutras, and then use those menstrual fluids to create their children and grandchildren.

If they sell their offspring as pets, then... business will definitely be booming!

That's right, this sutra is not that sutra, but that essence.

Recently, with the expansion of the pet business, Devil Xiaolong has begun to expand his business. In addition to dragon pets, he also sells other pets, and he also learned a little trick called popularity from humans.

The pets he sells cannot all be obscure and less famous breeds. He must establish a brand for them. It would be better if there is a ready-made brand and he does not need to deliberately manage it himself.

Thinking like this, Demon Xiaolong, who has been waiting for an opportunity, met You Suowei, who had just joined the group yesterday. From his mouth, Demon Xiaolong learned that there was a time and space similar to Journey to the West in his world. There were Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, etc.

Several well-known creatures.

He could go to his world to find Sun Wukong and others, reach cooperation with them, collect their menstrual fluid, and then cultivate their offspring through a special method that combines science and magic.

Then, he advertised in affiliated worlds and groups: Descendants of Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng are for sale. Who wants to own a pet with the blood of Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng? The quantity is limited, hurry up and buy it.

ah!

No need to think about it, once this advertisement is put out, business will definitely be booming.

This is called the celebrity effect!

And my behavior of using their name to sell pets is called taking advantage of the popularity, but no one can accuse me.

Because what I am selling is indeed their descendants, and my advertisements are not false. Are we not even allowed to tell the truth these days, don’t you think so?

Thinking of this, Demon Xiaolong had to admire himself again - Xiaolong, I am so smart!

Then, he privately sent a private message to the group leader about his intention to travel to Suo Wei’s world.

At this time, he also reacted. He probably used the wrong words, which caused the group leader to misunderstand him, but there is no way. If the words semen and fluid are put together, they will be blocked. This dog system

, even if you are not allowed to use swear words, you have to block even such words, it is really too rampant.

But... Xiaolong couldn't do anything about it, so he could only let it run wild.

well!

…………

Magic mobile world.

Ye Shiqiu's eyelids twitched fiercely after receiving the private message from Demon Xiaolong.

When it comes to love, you don’t want to seek scriptures from the West. You want to capture the essence of monkeys and pigs.

How did you come up with the idea of ​​collecting their sperm and then breeding their offspring to be sold as pets? It's too...genius, isn't it?!

Ask yourself, if there are descendants of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie for sale, then I might not be able to bear the temptation and go to his pet shop for a walk, because it is indeed very attractive.

However, why do you conclude that Sun Wukong will cooperate with you?

He is very difficult to defeat!

As for Zhu Bajie, he is a simple one. Play him two videos of a certain island and he will leak out his semen. Then you can just recycle his underwear.

"Group leader, can Xiaolong come with you?" After explaining the purpose, the demon Xiaolong asked Ye Shiqiu again.

"You can come if you want." Knowing that the devil dragon had bought a traveling talisman to this world, the reason why he asked if he could go with him was because he was worried that he was not strong enough and would encounter any danger.

Together, he can gain a sense of security, Ye Shiqiu replied casually.

"Thank you, group leader." After receiving the reply of agreement, Demon Xiaolong was overjoyed. He immediately took the tools that Ah Fu and the others had prepared for him, put them all into the Najie, and then gave the Black Hand Gang a few words to let them take a good look at the store.

Then, using the time-travel talisman bought from the mall, he disappeared from the attached world in a flash.

Seeing that the demon dragon disappeared, Ah Fen breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and said to his old friends: "The damn old guy is finally gone. Everyone, how about eating chicken together at noon today?"

"Afu wants to eat monsters."

"Okay, there is an owl monster in the warehouse that was seriously injured and died. You can catch it and eat it. Remember, after eating it, go to the hospital for a checkup to avoid contracting the virus and passing it on to us." Ah Fen said to Ah Fu.

"Can you get the virus from eating monsters?" Ah Fu asked very seriously.

"Nonsense, haven't you seen what's on the news? There is a certain possibility of being infected by viruses if you eat wild animals that have not been genetically tamed by humans. Let me ask you, your genes tame the genes of monsters.

Are you done?" Ah Fen asked Ah Fupu as if a wise man possessed him.

"Ah Fu doesn't know, but Ah Fu saw someone eating a monster and it was still alive and kicking."

"Who?"

"Him!" As he said this, Ah Fu raised his arm and pointed at a short man who appeared at the door of their pet store and was hesitating whether to come in or not.

This short man wears very old-fashioned orange clothes, has short orange hair, and wears an iron forehead protector on his forehead. Not only that, he also has six beards on his cheeks, which makes him look a bit like a fox.

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At this time, he was holding a lunch box in one hand and a few skewers of barbecue in the other hand, constantly biting into it. Judging from the smell of the barbecue and the logo on the lunch box, what he was eating should have come from [Hejia Restaurant] on East Street.

Purchasing delicacies made from the monsters and ghosts captured by the Yunmeng Jiang clan.

"Um, hello, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I'm Sasuke's friend. He told me to come to you to buy a psychic beast and I can enjoy a 9.5% discount by saying his name, right?"

At this time, Naruto, who was hesitant, finally took a step forward, walked into the pet shop, and asked Fen and others.