Heavens: Be a New Man

Chapter 784: I'm going to explode

He exercised too much last night, and eating porridge and oiler for breakfast obviously couldn't satisfy He Xie's appetite. He knew that there was a place more than two miles away from Zhulongcheng Walled City that sold braised beef, and it smelled very fragrant when he passed by.

This small shop called Banzhaifang is not big. There are only five tables in the shop. It is simple and outdated.

This shop only sells three things, namely braised beef, boiled dried shreds and radish cake. Because they are relatively authentic dishes, there are usually no guests coming to the door early in the morning.

But today is obviously different. When He Xie arrived, a man was holding a bull stick with his back to him and gnawing at it.

He Xie saw the man's half-pulled buttocks at first sight, and he was white, and then he recognized this man-Jiang Bang.

"Hello, police officer, this is you..." The owner of the shop was an old man with a goatee. When he saw He Xie wearing black leather, he panicked and hurriedly wiped his hands on his apron and hurried around behind the stove. came out.

"Eat." He Xie smiled, the only bad thing about this black skin was that it was labeled as a bad person, and people hated and feared wherever he went.

The sauce inside seemed to be familiar, and he turned around, his mouth full of grease.

He got up in a hurry, wiped the oil on his face indiscriminately, and said in surprise, "Hey? Captain He, are you here to eat too?"

"I miss meat." He Xie smiled, "Why do you often eat here?"

"No." Sauce burst into a shy smile, "I come six days a week at most."

"..." Isn't that often?

"Officer, do you know this gentleman?" The shop owner was a little overjoyed when he saw He Xie talking to the sauce in such a pleasant manner, "This gentleman is a regular customer here, he comes here almost every day, and we are considered seniors. I got to know each other, the police officer is a friend of this gentleman, he can eat whatever he wants..."

He Xie waved his hand, stopped him from approaching, took out the money from his pocket, counted out a few and patted it on the table: "I eat normally, you collect money normally, I'm not looking for trouble, and you shouldn't find it unhappy. , old man, it's not that complicated, do you understand?"

The shop owner seemed to be stunned, unable to react for a while.

Sauce patted the shop owner's shoulder with a hilarious laugh, leaving two oily handprints on his white clothes: "Uncle Dong, Captain He is different from other black skins, he's a good guy, don't worry, he really is. I'm here for dinner. Captain He, howl?"

He Xie smiled and said, "Cut ten catties of beef, cook two large bowls of dried shredded shreds, and then twenty carrot cakes. These are the first, not enough to add more."

"Ah?" The shop owner was a little surprised, "Officer, there are so many, you are alone..."

"Isn't this still a sauce explosion?" He Xie waved his hand impatiently, "You old man is too long-winded, hurry up, do it, irritate me, burn your shop, hurry up and hurry up!"

The shop owner was startled, and suddenly he was clever and hurriedly said: "I'll go, I'll go!"

He Xie's attitude made him feel more at ease. Just now he was so kind and always gave him the feeling of a weasel greeting the rooster for the New Year.

"Do you want to invite me to dinner, Captain He?" Jiang Bao asked curiously.

He Xie sat opposite him and said with a smile, "Will you give me face?"

"Yes, why not?" Jiang laughed happily: "I can only afford beef bones every time I come here. Uncle Dong is stingy, and he never leaves me a trace of meat on beef bones."

He Xie glanced at the beef bone that was licked by the sauce as smooth as white marble, and looked at the sauce like a fairy.

Co-authoring for a long time, are you really just eating beef bones?

Very simple beef bones?

"Then why are you eating?" He Xie asked.

"The beef bone has oil on it, it's really fragrant!" Jiang Bao opened his eyes wide and handed the beef bone to He Xie, "Captain He, can you try it too?"

He Xie hurriedly reached out his hand to stop: "Enjoy yourself."

Jiang Bao suddenly sighed: "Captain He, I know you must think I'm perverted, right?"

"Yes." He Xie nodded.

Sauce burst for a moment: "I just mocked Captain He myself."

"I'm just making fun of you." He Xie said solemnly.

"This is more reasonable." Jiang Bao nodded seriously, "Actually, the reason why I come to eat beef bones six days a week is because I have to practice martial arts every Thursday morning."

"Practicing martial arts?"

He could see that Jiang Bao didn't have any martial arts on him at all.

"Yes, practice martial arts." Jiang Bao held the cow's bones, his head slightly raised forty-five degrees, his eyes were firm and deep.

"I don't agree with the statement that I'm a pervert. People who only lick beef bones are not necessarily perverts. I lick beef bones just because the beef bones that have been boiled through soup only cost a dime each, but beef costs a dollar a piece. two."

After a pause, Jiang Pao looked at He Xie and said seriously, "But money is not the most important thing, the important thing is that eating meat and drinking alcohol is what every passionate man who dreams of becoming a hero wants to do. ."

"And I have never given up the ideal of becoming a great martial artist!"

Sauce burst emotionally and continued, "Just now, I heard Captain He's voice calling for a meal, asking for as much as ten catties of beef! Wow, enthusiastic and unrestrained, it ignited a fire in my heart, and I felt like sauce burst, At this moment, it's going to explode!"

After saying that, Jiang Bao suddenly stood up, waving the beef bones, hehe haha ​​in his mouth, twisting his coquettish half-pulling ass, and doing an indescribable set of punches—how do you say, radio gymnastics?

The shop owner on the side looked back at Jiang Bao, chuckled and shook his head, turned back to continue cutting the beef, he sighed softly, and muttered to himself, "I don't want to be a great musician, Dong Bo..."

At this moment, He Xie was simply stunned.

Isn't this so cluttered?

Depend on!

It took He Xie a long time to react, and he stretched out his hand: "Sauce burst, sauce burst!"

He hurriedly stopped.

Jiang Pao panted slightly and looked at He Xie, and said with a slightly excited tone: "Captain He, let's go together."

Together?

I've had a good temper and haven't killed many people in recent years.

He Xie has a black line on his forehead~www.wuxiaspot.com~ sauce burst, is there such a possibility? He Xie said, "Maybe you want to explode, just because you can't afford meat, this time you can finally eat it, excited? "

Sauce was stunned for a long time.

"It's a deep question." He mused.

"Here comes the beef!" Dong Bo smiled and brought two plates of beef to the table, "Officer He, the sauce is bursting, the two of you will eat it first, the small one will be cut now, the two of you will eat it now, it's hot and comfortable. ."

"Eat breakfast first!"

Sauce, who was contemplating, suddenly lit up, picked up a pair of chopsticks in the chopstick holder on the table, picked up a pile of beef and stuffed it into his mouth.

He chewed with a big mouth, and his face showed a comfortable expression as if he had been caught by that, and his eyebrows and eyes opened.

He Xie looked at this expression, and suddenly felt that the beef was not fragrant at all.

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