Heavens villain boss whitewashing system

"Hello, Mr. Pojun, I am Liu Yi..." Looking at the little kid holding a pacifier in front of him, Liu Yi secretly marveled in his heart.

He should have thought a long time ago that the two instructors codenamed Wenqu and Wuqu were little Lolita, and the current dean codenamed Pojun was a brat, so it was not unacceptable.

It's just that Wenqu and Wuqu are at least seven or eight years old. Liu Yi can still comfort himself that there are still geniuses in this world.

But Po Jun, who is now the dean, looks like he is only three years old at most!

You must know that most people have just learned to speak when they are three years old. Is it true that some people can know it from birth? Or are they all reincarnated people?

There must be something fishy in this!

Liu Yi's mind was racing, but his expression remained unchanged, and his outstretched hand remained motionless in the air.

Opposite Liu Yi, Po Jun, who was standing on a stool, watched Liu Yi reach out his hand, quickly took the pacifier out of his mouth, and stuffed it behind him.

The shirtless Po Jun only had a diaper and a purple mouse hood, but the pacifier he had stuffed behind his back disappeared into his hand, making Liu Yi stunned.

He looked at Po Jun's exposed pink buttocks and secretly guessed that Po Jun's seventh sense was...a fourth-dimensional chrysanthemum?!

However, Po Jun, who looked like a three-year-old child, was unaware of Liu Yi's dirty guess. He grabbed Liu Yi's outstretched hand and shook it quickly while explaining with some amusement:

"Hello, hello, I am the dean of vv college. You can call me Pojun, or you can call me principal or dean. Ahem, please explain, what I put in my mouth just now was not actually a pacifier, but vv

The college’s special communicator…it’s really like this!”

When Po Jun opened his mouth, he smelled like a big man from the Northeast. He even claimed to be me, which made Liu Yi couldn't help but recall the time when he pretended to be Sunflower Ancestor.

But this explanation seems to be trying to cover up the more you listen to it. Who would make the communicator look like a pacifier? Wouldn't it be more conspicuous?

The corners of Liu Yi's mouth twitched secretly. He suddenly felt that vv Academy was not as reliable as Azatos, who relied on penguin chat for communication. Is it possible that all the masters these days are ridiculous?

However, having already boarded the pirate ship, Liu Yi could only bite the bullet and walk on. He said seriously: "Mr. Pojun, as Mr. Wenqu and Mr. Wuqu said, I want to be an instructor of vv Academy, or in other words

, I want to join the force where vv Academy is located, and for this, I can pay some price."

"Oh?" When Po Jun heard this, he scratched the back of his head with interest, crossed his arms over his chest, and said expectantly, "Xiao Zi, come and interview him."

As soon as Po Jun finished speaking, a pretty figure flashed out from behind Po Jun and came to Liu Yi.

She has short brown-red wavy shoulder-length hair, a deep V tight black leather jacket, a hot figure, a charming face, sharp eyes, and flaming red lips.

"Hold the grass, Black Widow?!" Liu Yi looked at the person in front of him in disbelief.

But the 'Black Widow' pursed her lips and said playfully: "Hey, you guessed it right, it looks like I'm dressing up like one!"

Liu Yi secretly breathed out a sigh of relief. His thoughts turned out to be false. At that moment, he even doubted whether he had traveled to the Marvel Universe.

"Hello, Mr. Liu Yi! Welcome to vv Academy. I am Xiaozi, the receptionist. My hobby is cosplay. I hope I didn't scare you just now, haha."

"Hello..." Liu Yi smiled, but secretly sighed that there is no fucking normal person in this vv academy, they are all freaks.

Xiaozi, who was dressed as a black widow, started to introduce it seriously: "Our vv college is very powerful and controls several listed technology companies. Funds are never a problem, and a monthly salary of one million is enough.

Moreover, the college has in-depth cooperation with the country and has a military background. The college instructors can not only enjoy the national special talent allowance, but also hold the rank of lieutenant colonel in the army. The benefits are quite generous, so the recruitment threshold is relatively high. If the strength is not enough..."

Liu Yi raised his eyebrows when he heard this, knowing that he would show some real skills at this time.

"Got a gun?" he asked.

Xiaozi was startled when she heard this, and looked behind Pojun who was taking the pacifier again.

When she saw Po Jun nodding like an adult, Xiao Zi took out a silver-white sand eagle from behind and handed it to Liu Yi.

As soon as his hand sank, Liu Yi removed the magazine and took a look. Sure enough, it was a real gun...

The cosplayer is a real sand eagle, worthy of being the receptionist of vv academy.

After all, I have been working undercover as a killer for several years. Although I have never touched a real gun, I have no shortage of theoretical knowledge.

I saw Liu Yi loading the bullet in an orderly manner, then holding the gun in his right hand and raising it, aiming it at his temple: "Watch it."

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"

Amid the screams of Xiaozi and Pojun, Liu Yi pulled the trigger without hesitation.

boom!

Bang!

The sound of bullet casings falling to the ground.

Only then did Xiaozi slowly open her eyes that she had subconsciously closed just now, and saw Liu Yi with a calm expression.

It was seen that Liu Yi still maintained the posture of holding the gun with his right hand to his temple, and blocking the muzzle of Sha Ying's gun with his left hand, with a cold expression on his face: "In martial arts in the world, nothing can be broken, but speed can't be broken."

"Ah ah ah ah, that's awesome!" Before Xiao Zi could say anything, Po Jun behind her rushed over first.

While holding Liu Yi's thighs with both hands, he looked at Liu Yi with starry eyes. Po Jun, who looked like a three-year-old boy, showed admiration on his face: "Catching bullets with bare hands, are you going to lead the evil fire cloud evil god?"

"Haha, only by testing like crazy on the verge of death can you understand the true meaning of life..." Liu Yi sneered and spread his left hand under the gaze of everyone.

Po Jun and Xiao Zi subconsciously looked at his palm, only to find that there was nothing in it: "Scare! There are bullets!!"

"Didn't receive it!" Liu Yi's expression changed, and he rolled his eyes suddenly.

"Try it, I'm dead!" Liu Yi shouted and fell to the ground with a thud.

Xiaozi was horrified: "Ahhh! Someone died during the interview!"

"Woooooo, I'm going to find Dr. Amy to resurrect him right now. We can't let this good guy die just to show off!" Po Jun burst into tears.

But at this moment, a pair of hands suddenly pressed on the shoulders of the two of them, and Liu Yi's voice appeared in their ears: "I died so unjustly~"

Po Jun and Xiao Zi turned around suddenly and saw Liu Yi's gloomy face.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ghost!!"×2

Pojun:Σ(????)?

Xiaozi:(???|||)!!

Liu Yi: (??????) Hehe

Liu Yi smiled evilly and took a squashed bullet from his temple, with a relaxed look on his face: "A sand eagle can even hit an elephant, but for my face, it's still a little too good."

"How about it? You want to learn? I'll teach you!" Liu Yi said angrily.

Po Jun and Xiao Zi knelt down with admiration on their faces and hugged Liu Yi's thigh tightly: "Teach, coach, I want to learn to be thick-skinned!"

…

Wen Qu and Wu Qu, who were standing next to them, were sweating coldly at the sight. They just felt that these three people... were so childish!

"..."