Heavens villain boss whitewashing system

"Of course the story doesn't end here. The origin of the twelve zodiac signs hasn't been told yet!"

"Although the immortal generals are known as gods, they are not actually wise and powerful. Among the eight people, there are lame ones, obese ones, some who ride donkeys in reverse, some who like women's clothing, and the indispensable uncle Hu.

, in short, extremely unreliable and very careless.”

"The unlucky Holy Lord was obviously an undercover agent in Cao's camp but his heart was in the Han Dynasty, but he was regarded as a demon by these immortal god generals, and he was sealed into hell with seven other demons, suffering the pain of endless emptiness."

"Ah, how could this be possible!" Xiaoyu's eyes widened after hearing this, "This is too tragic, the unlucky Holy Lord!"

When Warren heard Xiaoyu's words, his smile almost reached behind his ears with joy.

Listen, this is the correct history. My Holy Lord is not a bad person, I am just an unlucky undercover!

"Okay Xiaoyu, listen to me and continue." Warren smiled.

He felt that the story he had made up was so great that even if he were not to be a devil in the future, he would still be able to write a novel at some point without worrying about food and drink.

"The Holy Lord who was accidentally injured did not complain at all. All he thought about was the peace of the human race and the world. He never thought about himself or hated anyone.

But he didn't want to just be silent in hell, because he knew that with great power comes greater responsibility. As a person with the twelve zodiac signs, he should protect the human race instead of wasting his time in hell.

The devil who is full of evil cannot leave hell, but the Holy Lord who is full of justice is different.

Some birds cannot be locked up. Their feathers are too bright. When they fly away, you know in your heart that it is a sin to keep them locked up.

So, in a hell storm with lightning and thunder, wind and rain, the righteous Holy Lord escaped from hell, crawled 500 light-years in the terrifying cracks in space, crawled toward freedom, and returned to the world again!"

"Oh, that's awesome." Xiaoyu clapped.

Jackie Chan muttered with some confusion: "It's pretty awesome, but why does it sound so much like Xiao——"

"Shut up! Are you going to tell me or should I?" Warren suddenly interrupted Jackie Chan, and secretly wiped his cold sweat. On a whim, he even used the plot of The Shawshank Redemption, but luckily it was not used much.

"The Holy Lord, who returned to the human world, saw that warlords were fighting in the whole of Asia. The people were in dire straits, and all living things were in ruins. He couldn't help but feel pain in his heart.

So he appeared in the world and saved the people from fire and water. The people were grateful to him, so they jointly elected the Holy Lord to become their king.

And the Holy Lord did not disappoint the people's expectations. He finally unified the entire Asia and ended all wars, so that the people finally surrendered to the clutches of war and began to live and work in peace and contentment."

"We've been talking for so long, where are the talismans? Let's talk about the key points, Warren. Dad is very busy!"

At this time, the father suddenly spoke to urge, causing Xiaoyu, who was listening with interest, to hum in dissatisfaction.

"Okay, okay, let's just say, don't rush, don't rush." ​​Warren responded, and then continued:

"Asia was divided into many dynasties under the Holy Lord. Among them, the Lin Dynasty has coveted the throne of the Holy Lord for a long time. Human beings are always ambitious, and they even launched a rebellion while the Holy Lord was competing with other wizards.

The Lin Dynasty's warrior Lope was kept in the dark by his king, and he thought that the Holy Lord was an extravagant and cruel tyrant.

The Holy Lord sealed it.

The Holy Lord's body was turned into an immovable statue by him, while the Holy Lord's power was turned into twelve stone charms by Lope and scattered throughout the world."

Warren finally concluded: "In short, good people are not rewarded. Anyway, the Holy Lord is a good person from beginning to end!"

"As for the twelve talismans, the rat turns stillness into motion, the ox is powerful, the tiger balances yin and yang, the rabbit has a body like lightning, the dragon explodes and bombs, the snake becomes invisible, the horse cures all diseases, the sheep soul leaves the body, and the monkey

There are many changes, chickens fly across the sky, dogs live forever, and pigs have electric eyes."

"Oh, this is the divine power of the twelve zodiac signs that was stripped away from the Holy Lord. As for the unlucky Holy Lord, he is probably still a statue suffering day and night somewhere!" Acting requires a good performance, and Warren remained calm when he spoke.

Ruo sighed sighingly.

"This story ends here, ending with the Holy Lord's misfortune!"

"..."×3

Warren's story was finished, but after listening to the story, Xiaoyu, Jackie Chan and Dad always felt that something was wrong in their hearts and felt very inconsistent.

Although Warren's story is very exciting and the plot is full of twists and turns, for some reason, a few people just feel it's a little weird.

Could it be...

Did you have a salty dinner?

Jackie Chan scratched his head, looking troubled.

Or did I eat too much garlic?

Dad touched his goatee and frowned.

It should be that I was stupid when I was in school, so I might as well not go to school tomorrow!

Xiaoyu narrowed her big eyes and couldn't help laughing.

But Warren, who noticed everyone's looks and movements, knew it well and continued to add:

"This is the ancient Chinese legend that my adoptive father, Tang, told me.

It is said that this legend was told to him by his maternal grandmother. Although Tang’s ancestral home was from the Pancake and Scallion Province, his maternal grandmother was from Xianggang, and it is said that Xianggang is where the palace of the Holy Lord in the legend is located.”

"I didn't think of it before. I only remembered this ancient legend after I got home." Warren shrugged and started talking nonsense.

"Now that you are saying that the power of the pig talisman is just the electric eye, it makes sense. It seems that these talismans come from that ancient powerful king, the Holy Lord!"

"...Is he powerful?" Xiaoyu had some objections when he heard this, "I only remember that he is an unlucky guy!"

Click!

The sound was caused by Warren clenching his fist too hard. Xiaoyu was so impudent. Was he being scolded as a bald donkey in front of the monk?

But after hearing Warren's story, the father's mind had completely opened up: "Holy Lord? I have to read the book, but I remember that the Holy Lord in it is a demon..."

"Yes, he is a devil, but according to this Chinese legend I have heard, he is actually a good person, well, a good devil!"

"Whether it's really good or not, it has nothing to do with Dad." Dad stretched out and his waist plate creaked, "Dad is going to have a cup of tea first!"

After understanding the ins and outs of the spell, Dad felt much more relaxed.

"Dad, I'll make you tea!" Jackie Chan stood up immediately and was about to walk to the kitchen.

But Warren stopped Jackie Chan and showed a shy smile that had been planned for a long time:

"Uncle Long, I also know some basic kung fu, can you spar with me?"

"..."