Hello, How Long Has This Been Going On?

[HR: Yes! Doctor Tao, do you still remember the friend you mentioned yesterday? ]

[HR: The one who came to my house suddenly at night. ]

After getting off the car, Tao Zhi looked around roughly, then walked into a noodle shop next to him, and ordered a bowl of simple and refreshing beef ramen. I eat rice and stir-fried vegetables every day. I am a little tired and want to change the taste.

He took the number plate from the little girl who ordered food and replied to the message.

[Tao: Remember, did he come to your house again? ]

[HR: Didn't come, but he sent me a message. ]

[HR: I usually don't read the news very much, and I don't necessarily reply, but he said that he has a bracelet that he can't find, and it may have left at my house. After I saw the message, I searched for it, but I couldn't find it, so I replied to him: I didn't see it. ]

[HR: In the end, he seemed to be waiting for my reply, and immediately said that he would look for it again, and then apologized to me, saying that he was too impulsive last night, he must be careful in the future, and will not embarrass me, I hope I don’t hate him, he Just love me so much...]

[HR: I had no choice but to reply, it’s okay, he sent another voice message, he seemed to be crying, and the voice was very aggrieved, should I comfort him? ]

[HR: /tears]

Tao Zhiyue's eyes widened as he watched, unexpectedly, the old-fashioned old-fashioned HR brother met a suitor who was actually a purebred green tea.

[Tao: ...the taste of tea is so strong. ]

He was thinking about what advice to give, and HR immediately replied.

[HR: Is Doctor Tao drinking tea? ]

[HR: If it is too strong, don’t drink it, you will suffer from insomnia at night. ]

Tao Zhi was stunned, and he didn't react until the waiter brought the steaming noodles in front of him.

He almost forgot that this is a middle-aged elder brother who doesn't have much access to the Internet.

[Tao: I’m not talking about tea for drinking, it’s a catchphrase on the Internet, green tea, tea with a strong flavor, both describe people. ]

[HR: Ah, I seem to have heard my sister mention green tea, what does that mean? ]

[Tao: I don’t know how to describe it exactly. When I think about it, it’s probably that she pretends to be pitiful and innocent on the surface, but she’s actually very scheming. ]

[Tao: For example, it was obviously this friend who harassed you and brought you trouble, right? But he will apologize and admit his mistake afterwards, put his posture very low, say that everything is because he likes you, and subtly transfer the responsibility to you, it looks very wronged and pitiful, you will in turn want to comfort him, and then he Take the opportunity to make some modest requests that you probably won't say no to, so that he can slowly invade your life. ]

[Tao: I guess he didn't lose anything at all. He should be very familiar with your habit of replying to messages. He knows that you will definitely reply to what you say, so he said that on purpose. ]

The input at the top of the dialog box was displayed for a long time, and thousands of words finally turned into a blackened soybean expression.

[HR: /fail/fail/fail]

Through the screen, Tao Zhiyue could feel the huge impact on the heart of this simple middle-aged straight man.

He thought it was funny, but he couldn't bear it, so he comforted him while eating noodles.

[Tao: It’s okay, when I didn’t understand these things before, I was played around by such people. It's not your problem, some people are just too insincere. ]

[HR: No wonder when I asked my sister why she started drinking green tea, she looked contemptuous...]

[HR: Doctor Tao, it's great to meet you, thank you! ]

Tao Zhiyue has begun to get used to the other party's old-fashioned and sincere rainbow farts, which is quite comfortable to listen to.

[Tao: Maomao giggles.jpg]

[Tao: How did you meet this friend? Are there many intersections in work or life? ]

[HR: We met because of the company's business, but it has no direct relationship with me. I am not in charge of that part of the business. After meeting him once at the reception, he has been pestering me...]

[HR: Ahhh, he sent another message! I was really hit by Dr. Tao! ]

[HR: He said that bracelet was very important to him, and it was hard not to find it, and asked if I could accompany him to buy a similar one. ]

[HR: If I hadn’t just learned the definition of green tea, I would definitely agree/tears]

Tao Zhiyue didn't expect that he hit the mark.

[Tao: Don't be nervous. Since you have no work relationship with him, you don't have any worries. He used these emotional tricks on you. In fact, I suggest that you reject him directly. Don't worry about hurting him. He He didn't take your feelings into consideration when manipulating your emotions, so why should you care if he feels bad? ]

[Tao: But since he is very teased, he will probably pretend to be pitiful and innocent, and in turn make you very depressed, as if rejecting him is an outrageous thing. ]

[Tao: So I suggest you to attack tea with tea. ]

[HR:! It makes sense, Dr. Tao teach me quickly! ]

So Tao Zhiyue guided him very carefully, and the big brother HR was shocked, as if he had opened the door to a new world, and couldn't wait to go find green tea to practice.

Tao Zhiyue's fingers are a little sore since he hasn't typed on his mobile phone so intensively for a long time.

Fortunately, there was a bowl of warm noodle soup to eat, and he felt comfortable physically and mentally. Tao Zhiyu touched his swollen stomach, checked out happily and left.

The beef in this shop is really well marinated, soft and tasty, full of aroma, he will try to make it next time.

Tree shadows are swaying, street lights are dim, pedestrians walking with dogs in twos and threes.

Tao Zhiyue walked to the park facing the night, he was so full that he wanted to walk away to digest food.

The phone in his pocket vibrated, and Tao Zhiyue took it out to check, it was a chat record sent by HR.

[It’s Starlight: That’s the bracelet my mother gave me. I’ve worn it for a long time, but suddenly I can’t find it. I’m so sad…]

[HR: I am also very uncomfortable. ]

[It's Xingguang: ...Brother, what's wrong with you? ]

[HR: I blame myself for causing you to lose such an important bracelet. ]

[HR: It's all my fault, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't lose things, and you wouldn't always be sad for me. ]

The opposite party was obviously shocked, and it took a while to reply. Tao Zhi couldn't hold back anymore, and started laughing.

[It's Xingguang: ...brother? ]

[HR: You also know what other people say about me, they say I'm old-fashioned and boring. You are so good, but still like me, I am terrified. ]

[HR: I don't understand what's good about me, and I can't respond to your likes, which makes you feel uncomfortable. ]

[HR: I'm so bad. ]

The time between replies is longer now.

[It's Xingguang: Don't say that, you are the best in my eyes...]

[HR: Don't comfort me anymore, it's useless, I don't even have the courage to see you now. I'll look for the bracelet again at home. ]

[HR: I want to be alone, sorry. ]

That's the end of the record. By the time Tao Zhiyue finished reading it, HR had already sent several messages.

[HR: Doctor Tao, how am I doing? ]

[HR: I couldn't hold it back until later, it turns out that the feeling of being green tea is so good that it can block others from talking. ]

[HR: Maomao giggles.jpg]

I have to say that although the big brother HR is not young, he is very talented in learning, accepts new things very quickly, and imitates green tea very vividly.

[Tao: Your performance is particularly good, which reminds me of this emoji. ]

[Tao: Panda head crying on the outside and laughing on the back.jpg]

[HR: This is good! ]

[HR: Doctor Tao, wait for me. ]

Tao Zhiyue was wondering what HR brother was going to do, and soon, he sent another chat record.

[HR: I want to be alone, sorry. ]

[HR: The head of a panda who is crying on the surface and laughing on the back.jpg]

[It’s Xingguang: Brother, this emoticon package is not used like this...]

[HR: Really? I thought it was emphasizing that I was sad. ]

[HR: I'm so stupid, I don't even know how to use emoticons, I feel so uncomfortable. ]

[HR: The head of a panda who is crying on the surface and laughing on the back.jpg]

The other side didn't dare to speak at all.

Tao Zhiyue stared at the funny panda head expression and couldn't help but smile.

[Tao: You are amazing, really. ]

[Tao: No. 1 in yin and yang weirdness/praise]

[Tao: (the yin and yang weirdness here is to praise you for being beautiful)]

[HR: A little revenge ^-^]

[HR: Ah! Learned new knowledge. ]

[HR: Doctor Tao, thanks to you for helping me analyze his psychology today, you know a lot. ]

The more Tao Zhi thought about it, he felt that Brother HR should not have any strange misunderstandings about him, so he explained it.

[Tao: There are all kinds of people on the Internet. Netizens like to hang out such strange things. I have seen a lot of them, so I am familiar with them. ]

[HR: So it is. ]

[HR: Doctor Tao, do you think I should surf the Internet more and learn more about what is popular among young people? ]

Tao Zhiyue immediately remembered the words in the previous chat records, "You know what other people say about me, right? They say I'm old-fashioned and boring."

It seems that Brother HR is quite troubled by this. As a middle-aged man, he is still willing to get in touch with new things in order to communicate with young people. Tao Zhiyue thinks he is very courageous.

[Tao: Remember what you said to me yesterday? ]

[Tao: Don’t care about what other people think, just follow your own heart. ]

[Tao: If you think that will make you happier, do it. ]

It was almost nine o'clock when Tao Zhiyue returned home from his stroll, and the night without doing housework was very relaxing. He didn't turn on the computer, took a shower first, and then went to bed to play with his mobile phone.

Although he feels fulfilled today, he is used to surfing before going to bed, and he always feels that something is missing if he doesn't browse the forum.

Tao Zhiyue swiped the screen in a relaxed mood. Even though he saw a post that would raise his blood pressure on weekdays, he swiped across it with a smile. When he turned to the entertainment section, his eyes were caught by a Attracted by the popular posts.

[Title] Here he is, here he is, the well-known tea star Xia Moumou is here again with his signature tea art. [hot]

Host: As we all know, Xia Moumou's only masterpiece "La Traviata", a sequel is added today. No-prize quiz: Which poor male celebrity will be pulled out by the heartbroken starlights to insult the scum next? [Screenshot][Screenshot][Screenshot]

[Xia Xingxi V: I lost a very important thing, and I also lost a very important person. ]

[Xia Xingxi V replied to her favorite Xixi: It's nothing, don't guess, I'm not good enough. ]

[Xia Xingxi V: Thank you for always being there, my cutest stars/love]

Tao Zhiyue glanced at the screenshot casually, and felt that the taste of the tea exceeded the standard, and most of the comments below were mocking.

Today's green tea concentration was really too high, he couldn't bear it, so he didn't look at it carefully, quit the post casually, browsed the forum for a while, and soon fell asleep.

The moonlight is hazy, and everything is silent at night.

Tao Zhiyue turned off the light, nestled under the thin quilt, and fell into a deep sleep.

At half past ten, the phone screen quietly lit up.

[HR: Good night, Doctor Tao, I wish you sweet dreams. ]