Help! As A Cannon Fodder, I Was Pushed Back By The Heroine At The Beginning.
Chapter 33 Scumbag, Cher, Slap In The Face
"Xue'er, don't be like this. My relationship with Fairy Li is just "more than friends, not lovers". "
"Little junior sister, put down your sword quickly. Senior brother, you are the only junior sister, and the others are all sisters!"
"Master, you have to believe me. My heart will always be at Qiongming Peak. I just go to Xiaozhu Peak as a guest!"
In the mist, all kinds of swords were flying around Ning Changge.
Various human faces appeared on the sword.
As they listened to Ning Changge's sleep talk, their minds were filled with dark thoughts.
On the surface, this guy looks polite and honest, but he doesn't expect to be so carefree at heart!
Hetui, scumbag!
"Sister, are you making a mistake? With his condition, he probably won't be able to pass the first level."
The old black ghost said with great disgust.
"Hei Laogui, you are so ugly and do so much trouble! Who stipulates that people can only have one Taoist companion?!"
On the blade of the sword, a charming face retorted.
A black old man snorted coldly from a sword whose entire body was pitch black:
"Hmph! Fox Sister, don't blame me for not reminding you. This matter is very important. Don't deliberately let this pretty boy off at the first level!"
"Fart! Although this young man looks very good to me, I still act in a measured way!"
Fox Siniang scolded back unceremoniously.
After listening to Hu Siniang's assurance, the old ghost nodded with relief: "It's good to know."
He has seen Fox Siniang's charm skills before, and no one except the eldest sister can resist her!
With such a playboy, he probably wouldn't be able to hold on for a second. I really don't know why the eldest sister would choose him?
"Okay, Si Niang, let's get started."
The eldest sister in everyone's mouth suddenly spoke slowly.
This voice is soft and sweet, like the sound of nature, which makes people intoxicated.
As the voice fell, Ning Changge, who was sleeping soundly on the grass, suddenly moved his eyelids slightly, as if he was about to wake up.
"Yes, eldest sister."
Waves of pink mist suddenly emitted from the sword body with Fox Siniang's face emerging.
In a short time, Ning Changge was completely enveloped.
But some of the fog passed through the layers of fog in the "Sword Tomb" and ran into a room in the attic on the highest floor of the Burial Sword Villa.
The swords that were flying around Ning Changge had already stayed far away, for fear of being contaminated by a trace of mist.
This is an illusion that even Mahayana monks can fall into. I wonder if this lucky boy can persist for a while.
...
"Ha~ It feels like I just fell asleep not long ago, why did it get up so soon?"
Ning Changge opened his eyes dimly, covered his lips with one hand, and yawned.
He didn't know how long he slept.
Ning Changge only knew that in a daze, he seemed to have arrived at a place surrounded by people.
The group of people were chattering, not knowing what they were talking about.
"However, there is one sister whose voice is really nice. She feels like a fairy from Yaochi."
Ning Changge recalled the voice he heard before waking up and murmured.
"Ning Lang, what are you talking about? Doesn't Xue'er's voice sound good?"
"Obviously before the wedding last night, you said Xue'er was your only treasure, but now you..."
"Woooooo~ Ninglang, you heartless man!"
Suddenly, a cry of complaint interrupted Ning Changge's thoughts.
He only felt that the cry was very close, as if it was right next to his pillow.
Ning Changge turned his head to look in confusion and saw a crying woman lying next to him.
The woman is none other than Lu Qingxue from Xiaozhu Peak!
"Fuck! Who are you?"
"What do you want to do? Don't come over here!"
After 0.01 seconds, Ning Changge's eyes showed panic, he rushed up from the bed and screamed.
"Ning Lang, I am Xue'er! Your junior sister Xue! Wuwu~~~"
Hearing Ning Changge say he didn't know him, Lu Qingxue cried harder on the bed.
Her eye circles were extremely red, and tears kept flowing from her eyes.
Ning Changge looked at her pitiful appearance, with a flash of surprise in his eyes:
Didn't he and Lu Qingxue rest at Burial Sword Villa and prepare to go to Liuyun City early tomorrow morning?
But as soon as this thought came into his mind, the pink mist from the outside world rushed into Ning Changge's body, instantly interrupting his surprise.
At the same time, a voice suddenly emerged from the deepest part of my heart:
Lu Qingxue, she is your married wife, your only Taoist companion, and you love her very much!
Subconsciously, Ning Changge made a sound from his mouth, as if he had said it for two and a half years.
"Xue'er?"
"Woo~ I knew Ning Lang would never forget Xue'er. Ning Lang must be too happy and have some amnesia!"
Hearing the words "Xue'er", Lu Qingxue burst into tears of joy.
I saw her running down the bed, wearing only a bellyband embroidered with lilies, revealing her white (...) body.
(PS: Don’t worry, outsiders can only see Ning Changge’s reaction, no one else can!)
Without giving Ning Changge time to react, Lu Qingxue hit Ning Changge's arms with the ball.
"Coach, she committed a foul and hit someone with the ball!"
This was Ning Changge's first thought.
"Ning Lang, I want you to love me!"
Lu Qingxue raised her head slightly, her beautiful eyes filled with tears were gazing at Ning Changge lovingly, her red lips exuding fatal temptation.
Ning Changge lowered his head and looked at Lu Qingxue, whose arms were filled with holy light, and felt that his whole body could not help but feel hot.
Especially when the sentence "love me" comes out, the blood in the whole body boils instantly!
Without any hesitation, Ning Changge directly carried Lu Qingxue in his arms to the princess, and then walked towards the big bed step by step.
Seeing that the big bed was getting closer and closer, Lu Qingxue's face turned red with embarrassment, and after saying "嘤咛", she never dared to raise her head again.
And precisely because of this, Lu Qingxue did not discover:
At this time, Ning Changge showed a hint of disdain at the corner of his mouth, and gave a scornful smile to the air.
...
The outside world is in the mist.
Looking at Ning Changge's reaction, everyone sighed and shook their heads in disappointment.
Although they didn't know what kind of illusion Hu Sanniang had set up, they could only see Ning Changge's movements.
But through Ning Changge's expression and movements at this moment, he also knew that he was about to sink in.
"I'm telling you, this pretty boy can't do it! Look, it's only been a few seconds!"
The old black ghost jumped out immediately, with a strong sense of sarcasm in his tone.
"This kid's character is indeed a little bad."
"The Qingyun Immortal Sect is really getting better and better!"
In the sword tomb, many flying swords gave out unfavorable comments.
"This...shouldn't this be right?"
Fox Siniang was stunned by Ning Changge's actions.
The young man almost woke up just now. If she hadn't cast the spell in time, Ning Changge would have woken up long ago.
But now, why is he?
How strange? !
"Sister Fox, it seems you really didn't give in."
The old ghost Hei pointed at the broken sword at the front, the tip of the sword slightly curved, and said:
"Sister, if you ask me, you must be mistaken."
"A pretty boy like this probably can't even get the most common sword from the Sword Tomb."
"How could he be your destined person?!!"
Can Jian said nothing, but continued to look at Ning Changge in the illusion with his beautiful eyes.
She believed in Ning Changge.
In the past tens of thousands of years, only the young man in front of me has the most causal connections with me!
So many that it seems like they will interact with Ning Changge for the rest of their lives!
Seeing that the eldest sister was silent, the old man Hei wanted to speak again, but suddenly he saw the eldest sister's red lips slightly parted and smiled:
"It's interesting, Ning Changge."
Everyone shouted.
"I'm going! Look!"
"What's going on? This boy..."
Fox Siniang also followed and suddenly laughed: "Haha! This young man is really interesting!"
Looking at everyone's reaction, Boss Hei was confused.
"Hei Gui, look at the illusion, you are wrong this time."
Hu Siniang's voice came to his ears, and the black boss turned around to look.
He saw Ning Changge's extremely mocking action.
Suddenly, he felt that his previous words were like a slap from his old father, hitting him hard on the face.
In the illusion, Ning Changge put Lu Qingxue on the bed.
He didn't pounce on him immediately.
Instead, he turned around, faced the air, and raised a big middle finger!
As if to say:
I've known your tricks for a long time. Everything before was just an act of pretense!
Hahaha!
"Huh? No, look at it quickly."
"This kid is so cheating! All of this is going to happen!"
I don’t know who it was, but suddenly shouted again.
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