Help the Queen of Heaven to save the situation, she lusts after my body

In the video, the Monkey King, wearing Monkey King’s clothes, is singing “Xiao Fang” to the tune of “Borrowing Another Five Hundred Years from Heaven”.

The old man spit out a mouthful of wine.

“What the hell is this?”

The son said faintly: “Xiao Fang.”

“Bullshit! How can “Xiao Fang” be sung like this?” The old man was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.

The son had no choice but to swipe the progress bar with his finger and pull it to the place where the lyrics were displayed on the big screen.

“Look, you and I came to the river, your tears flowed with the stream, I can’t forget...”

The son also sang two sentences along with the tune.

The old man slapped him: “What the hell is this!”

“Dad, wait a minute, I’ll find you the original singer.” The son dodged the slap skillfully, and his fingers quickly found the original singer.

“I stand at the forefront of the storm and hold it tightly, the sun and the moon rotate...”

Switching back and forth between the two sides, the angry old man was confused.

The father and son stared at each other.

"Is that what happened?"

"That's what happened!" The son nodded confidently, "The Great Sage merged the two songs together."

The old man was silent for a while, then picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

"Dad, are you still listening to "Xiao Fang"?" the son asked tentatively.

"No!" the old man said in a muffled voice.

The son laughed, "Then I'll watch the live broadcast. This show is interesting."

Such scenes happen in many places.

Especially the former educated youth. The first batch of educated youth are already in their seventies, and the last batch of educated youth are about sixty years old.

The youth of the old men was only beautiful for two minutes in this song "Xiao Fang", and then it was broken into pieces.

On the hot search, "Masked Singer" swept the screen again.

# "Borrow another five hundred Xiao Fangs from the sky"

# "Borrow another five hundred years of Xiao Fang"

# The devil's adaptation, one second makes you forget the original singer!

"What a sin!"

"This Monkey King is really good at making things happen."

"What kind of devilish adaptation?"

"Good, good, good, the Chinese music scene is getting more and more "crazy."

"First, Nuoyan wrote "The Most Dazzling National Style", then the Monkey King sang "Little Apple", then Nuoyan made another move and sang "The Most Dazzling Little Apple", which led the entire Chinese music scene astray. Then the Monkey King seemed to be unwilling to be outdone and sang "Borrow Five Hundred Little Fangs from the Sky". The Chinese music scene is "crazy" at this moment."

"You understand the turn-based game, right?"

"This show is getting better and better."

"Great, good, love it!"

"Borrow Five Hundred Years from the Sky" has gone viral on the Internet.

The music and lyrics that don't feel out of place have made many netizens who heard the song for the first time comment and ask what the song is called.

They searched for the songs mentioned by netizens and came back: "Brother, which one is the original version? Why do I feel like I'm searching for a pirated version? It doesn't sound right?"

Now there is only "Borrow Five Hundred Years from Heaven" on the Internet, which is the original version sung by Zhao Lei, and there are many covers.

"Xiao Fang" can't be found at all.

However, they all felt that something was wrong after listening to it, thinking that they heard a pirated version.

The fans were almost laughing crazy.

"What a master of live performance!"

"I always feel that more people will be misled in the future!"

"It's all about being awesome."

In the show, Zhao Lei was held down by two people like a prisoner.

Xu Nuo smiled and said: "Let's stop this song. Sing half of each song, so as not to waste everyone's time."

"Keep going!"

"Don't stop, I can be a little more crazy!"

"Hurry up, I feel like I need to grow a brain."

The audience burst into great enthusiasm for this song, more enthusiastic than at any time in the whole show.

During the voting session, the waiter clasped his hands together and said, "I lost. Your Excellency is indeed more skilled, your imagination is unrestrained, and your courage is even more daring. I really can't compare to you."

Sure enough, when the votes came out, the Monkey King was far ahead with his live performance.

The audience also let themselves go. At the beginning, the vote affected the singer's stay, and they still needed to think carefully to avoid the singer being eliminated because of their random voting.

It's different now. The votes in the challenge competition have no effect. It's purely to express what they like.

The live performance of "Borrowing Five Hundred Xiaofangs from the Sky" quickly conquered everyone.

The waiter left the stage and the vegetarian came on stage.

Before he had time to speak, the host Qi Tian raised the microphone to his mouth.

The audience had already answered for them, shouting "Challenge!" in unison.

Qi Tian himself laughed.

The vegetarian couldn't help laughing.

"So, vegetarian, do you want to follow your inner thoughts or satisfy the wishes of the audience?" Qi Tian laughed.

"It seems that everyone wants me to challenge you."

"That's right!"

The vegetarian nodded: "Then I can't let you down, I apply for the challenge!"

As soon as the voice fell, the audience began to shout: "Great Sage!"

Zhao Lei started to make a noise again: "Great Sage, your popularity is really bad!"

"Tsk tsk, the third time!"

"Hey, promise him!"

The guessing panel also started to make fun of him, "Promise him! Promise him!"

Xu Nuo's face was dark, what the hell, "Stop, stop, this is not a proposal scene!"

Zhao Lei shivered: "What's the matter with suddenly feeling a little cold?"

"I feel the same way."

"+1."

"It feels full of gay love."

"It's the atmosphere of philosophy."

The vegetarian smiled and said: "Master Monkey King, do you accept the challenge?"

"Accept!" Zhao Lei raised his arms and shouted.

Xu Nuo glanced at him: "Teacher Zhao, are you sure?"

"I..." Zhao Lei hesitated.

"Why are you afraid of him! Do it with him!" the werewolf encouraged.

"Old Zhao, you are not enough of an emperor!" Li Zhengyi said angrily.

"I'm sure!" Zhao Lei was heartbroken and waved his hand.

"Okay, then I accept it." Xu Nuo nodded.

The werewolf chuckled, "It feels like there's going to be a good show again!"

Li Zhengyi smiled and said nothing.

The audience was excited.

"It's time to get started again, right?"

"Every time the Great Sage asks Teacher Zhao, there is a high probability that there is some trap waiting for him!"

"You're laughing so hard, I feel like Teacher Zhao will jump up and hit people after a while."

"Didn't you see that the werewolf was following Li Zhengyi to the left and right? We were guarding against him."

"Zhao Lei's golden cudgel has been disarmed."

Amidst the discussion, a vegetarian came on stage to sing. For the purpose of rejuvenation, he also sang a magic song.

The audience almost died laughing, "Okay, okay, this is how they play, right?"

"I learned it, I will sing like this next time!"

The direction of the entire program began to get out of control, but director Hongliu had no intention of intervening.

The backstage ratings show that this kind of program is so effective that it has higher ratings than serious singing. The number of barrages has doubled, and hot searches have gone up in a blink of an eye.

Torrent thought he had discovered the traffic code - the world had gone crazy.

Amidst the applause, Xu Nuo returned to the stage: "It's still the same old rules. Do you want to listen to serious songs, or do you want to listen to live music?"

you still need to ask?

There was no serious person left at the scene at this time.

Even if there are decent people out there, this would be crazy.

"Get it done! Get it done!"

Even Zhao Lei went crazy, he was the loudest in the audience.

Xu Nuo nodded, "Teacher Zhao, this is what you said."

Zhao Lei's expression fell.

Werewolf Li Zhengyi looked at each other and held his shoulders in tacit understanding.

Xu Nuo signaled the band to start playing.

The song information "Actor" is displayed on the big screen.

This classic song by Joker Xue was written and composed by himself. It quickly became popular all over the Internet as soon as it was released in 2015.

It was with "Actor" and "The Ugly" that Joker Xue became famous again after ten years of silence.

If a star wants to become famous, it is not difficult. The right time, right place and right people are indispensable.

Xue Zhiqian relies not only on his works, but also on his overall ability.

He played the song "Actor" in countless famous scenes.

Today, there will also be famous scenes.

On the stage, the crisp piano sound sounded, and a touch of sadness flowed quietly.

The overall music is very simple and quiet.

Xu Nuo picked up the microphone and sang:

"Simpler,

The way you speak is simple,

Please omit the progressive emotions,

You are not an actor,

Don’t devise those plots~”

The lyrics are plain and simple, but they have a heart-wrenching feeling.

Although the audience was listening to it for the first time, they were able to keenly capture the meaning of the song.

This kind of melody, these kind of lyrics, plus the song title, make people know it is a bitter love song as soon as they hear it.

Acting is a profession, but some people have taken it as a life.

Some are wearing masks, some are performing all the time.

"No comment,

I just want to see how round you are,

Your sadness is too superficial,

Like an actor without talent,

The audience can see it at a glance. "

The song is not difficult to sing, and the tune is very simple. With just a few words, people can already hum along.

The song is simple, but the lyrics are not simple at all.

The reason why there is always a market for bitter love songs is not just because they sound good, but mainly because they touch the heart.

The most unbearable aspect of love can be found in this song.

It was a bit humbling and the audience was a bit silent.

At this time, the music becomes increasingly intense, emotions begin to explode, and the climax arrives.

"Forcing the person who loves you the most to improvise,

When did we start to put away the bottom line?

Adapt to the changing times and watch those poor performances..."

The audience was immediately infected by the singing.

This affectionate voice can easily break through defenses.

"But why did you love me so much?

What should I become to delay boredom?

It turns out that when love puts down its guard, these and other things,

That's the test. "

In the chorus, every line touches the heart. Some people hear it as a song, some people hear it as a story, but some people think about themselves.

This person who tossed and turned for countless late nights, humbled to the dust, turned out to be themselves.

At this time, the music became quieter, and the audience who had been paying attention to the stage was shocked.

On the stage, the great sage who was singing suddenly raised his right hand.

"Fuck, hold his hand!"

"Don't let him snap his fingers!"

"Stop it!"

The audience's cries also alarmed the guests on the stage.

"It's broken, he's going to call timeout again!"

"Stop him quickly!"

Everyone has just listened halfway and is emotionally invested. If there is a sudden interruption, everyone will feel uncomfortable.

Xunuo heard their cries, but still intertwined his thumb and middle finger and snapped his fingers in front of everyone's horrified eyes.

Like Thanos snapping his fingers, the music stopped abruptly.

There was a sudden silence, and then it started to boil again.