Help the Queen of Heaven to save the situation, she lusts after my body

In the audience, Xu Xu pursed her lips. She thought of the little hamsters she had raised, and then of her little fishes.

"What's wrong?" Lin Wanqing touched her hand.

"Promise to bully me!"

Lin Wanqing glanced at Xu and said, "I will avenge you."

"Uh-huh."

"How did he bully you?"

Xu Xu was very angry, "I raised a lot of fish when I was a child. I asked Xunuo how to raise them. He said that there is a secret to raising fish, and you have to pay attention to one, three, five, and seven."

Lin Wanqing was puzzled, "Is there something wrong with this secret?"

Xu Xu gritted his teeth, "He said the first is to feed once a day, the third is to change the water every three days, the fifth is to clean the fish tank every five days, and the seventh is to change the fish every seven days."

Lin Wanqing held back her laughter, "That's too much. I'll ask him to apologize to you later."

Xu Xu became even more angry, "Later, all the fish I raised died, and then I bought a lot more fish, and then he said he would help me raise them."

"Then what?" Lin Wanqing probably guessed what Xu Nuo did.

"Later I discovered that the little fish had lived for a long time. Before I could be happy, I discovered that those fish were all newly bought by him and had been replaced several times!"

Lin Wanqing couldn't hold it in any longer, "This..."

It's hard to hold back. You can imagine how much of a blow Xu Xu's young mind suffered.

The old couple pretended not to hear, and listened to the music attentively, "This music is really beautiful."

"Yes, this erhu is quite good."

The song "Ode to Buried Flowers" ended with thunderous applause, and the audience stopped clamoring for another song.

Xu Nuo did not accept an interview, but took his family to a restaurant that had been booked in advance. His parents, sister, sister-in-law Lin Wanqing, and nephew, a family of seven, sat in the highest restaurant in Shanghai, looking out the window. The night scene is much more fragrant than any interview.

"Uncle, uncle, the moon!" Lin Jinran was lying on the edge of the window, looking at the crescent moon outside the window and shouting loudly.

Lin Wanqing's sister-in-law had already acquiesced to this title. When the old couple heard it, they looked at each other in a tacit understanding and pretended not to hear.

"We are on the 120th floor, more than 500 meters away. It is the highest restaurant in China." Xu Nuo picked up Xiao Lin Jinran and asked him to reach for the moon in the sky.

"Do you like it?"

"Porridge!" Lin Jinran stretched out his arms to reach up.

"If you like it, you can be an astronaut when you grow up and fly to the moon. Maybe you can even see Chang'e. Chang'e is very beautiful."

I thought Lin Jinran would be interested in Chang'e, but the little guy turned his head and looked at Lin Wanqing, "Auntie, you are beautiful!"

Everyone laughed, and Xu Nuo couldn't help laughing. The little kid's skills in flirting with girls were perfected.

With just this sentence, Lin Wanqing was able to pamper him for the rest of her life.

"Hahaha, our Xiaoqing is beautiful, even more beautiful than Chang'e."

Mom transformed into a bragging party and pulled Lin Wanqing to praise her.

"Hey, some people still think about Chang'e every day." Xu Xu held up his chin and sighed.

Lin Wanqing blinked slightly, "I believe him, he won't do that."

Xu Nuo breathed a sigh of relief. There are all kinds of reasons for women to be jealous. Not to mention other women, it is not impossible to be jealous of Chang'e.

"I know my brother very well. Maybe Chang'e also has long legs." Xu Xu added.

Lin Wanqing said softly: "As a man, it's normal to have small hobbies, and I won't blame him."

As soon as these words came out, the seven people, except Lin Jinran, who had a bigger fart, all looked at Xu Nuo with a little unkind look.

Xu Nuo had a dark look on his face.

This sister can’t take it anymore, and this girlfriend should also get two shots.

"Mom and Dad, this number has been cancelled. I think you can hurry up and have a third child." Xu Nuo looked serious.

Xu Chengwen chuckled and said the word "go away".

Xu was allowed to retaliate wildly, and under her leadership, the atmosphere became cheerful.

Everyone enjoyed their meal, except for Promise.

A good meal turned into the promised black history conference.

The old couple had nothing to do, digging through Xu Nuo's dark history from childhood to adulthood.

"He was so brave when he was a child that he said he was brave and went to a haunted house with his classmates. He was so frightened that he cried and went to the police to report that there was a ghost there."

"Another time, it snowed in Jiangcheng. He had a sudden idea and asked his friends to build him into a snowman. As a result, his nose froze and he almost froze to death if people didn't notice something was wrong with him."

"If you go to the countryside and have fun with other people's little local dogs, you have to show off to them..."

"Another time he wet the bed and secretly used a hair dryer to dry the quilt. He almost burned the quilt. It was very funny..."

Xu Nuo interrupted her expressionlessly: "Mom, you've said it hundreds of times."

My mother smiled from ear to ear, "It was so joyful at that time, so silly, and so much fun."

Lin Wanqing looked at Xu Nuo and nodded in agreement, "It's fun now."

!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

The private room suddenly became quiet.

Xu Xu's eyes were bright and he looked back and forth between the two of them.

Mom: o(Д)っ!

Lao Xu: ミД彡

Song Qiaomu: [●｀●]

"Ahem, come and eat vegetables." Lao Xu came back to his senses and greeted everyone to eat vegetables.

Only then did Lin Wanqing realize that what she had just said was very ambiguous.

It’s fun, I’m not talking about this fun!

No, I have to explain it.

"Well, what I'm talking about is that Xu Nuo is usually very funny, especially funny."

Everyone was stunned, (；OдO)

The key word captured by my mother is "normal".

She opened her mouth wide, not knowing what to say.

"Uh, no, I mean he likes to be funny, especially funny." Lin Wanqing explained while stepping on Xu Nuo under the table.

Mom nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes, he is funny."

Only Xu Ke looked at the two with a very connotative look.

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Although she has not experienced it, she has a lot of knowledge reserves. Those girlfriends are more powerful than each other in talking and chatting.

Others also breathed a sigh of relief and tacitly skipped this topic.

If we continue talking, it will be difficult to end.

Xu Nuo ate a meal of more than 30,000 yuan without any taste. His legs were probably pinched purple. The woman was really cruel and unreasonable.

"Let's go, go home." Xu Nuo froze in place as soon as he finished speaking.

This time, both families are here, and it is not appropriate for either of them to stay in a hotel. This is not a matter of money, but mainly because both families feel that they are closer when they live at home.

The problem is that Lin Wanqing's house has three bedrooms and one living room, and there is not enough room for them.

In fact, they can live in the same room with Lin Wanqing, but the problem is that they said before that they would sleep separately.

No matter what the matter is, everyone says so anyway, and the face project must be there.

Xu Ke glanced at him, knowing what he was thinking, so he spoke up to help him: "Sister-in-law, I will sleep with you tonight, and let my brother sleep on the sofa."

"Okay, but Jinran will be noisy at night, I'm afraid you won't sleep well."

"It's okay, I don't have classes tomorrow." Xu Ke teased Lin Jinran and secretly winked at Xu Nuo.

Xu Nuo understood what she meant in seconds, 'I'll leave Sister Lin to you, you can do whatever you want. '

Do whatever you want, do whatever you want

Xu Nuo said, "Let's go, I'll sleep on the sofa tonight, and you two can sleep in my room."

The old couple would not say anything, of course. Even if Xu Nuo and Lin Wanqing slept in the same room every day, they would not ask them to sleep together tonight. This is basic etiquette.

When they arrived at Lin Wanqing's house, Xu Nuo helped to clean up the house and took the old couple into the room.

As soon as the mother entered the room, she looked around, and then looked at Lao Xu tacitly, pretending that she had not noticed anything.

According to Xu Nuo, this is the room he usually sleeps in.

But they could see at a glance that this room was unpopular, that is, unscented.

The feeling of a house that is often occupied and a house that is not occupied is completely different. Even if the floor has been cleaned and the quilts on the bed are new and have been dried in the sun, this feeling will still exist.

Going to see another room, it was indeed unpopular.

When Lin Wanqing took them to visit, they keenly discovered some unknown details, such as two short hairs on the edge of the bed, two pillows of different heights, two pairs of slippers in the bathroom... and other small details.

Neither of them said anything. For such things, they just needed to know. They definitely couldn't tell it, otherwise Xiao Lin would probably be shy.

After everyone had packed up and went to bed, Xu Nuo lay down on the sofa and began to struggle as he looked at the dark ceiling.

I was still thinking about punishing Lin Wanqing today. Should I go or not?

Xu Ke, the stumbling block, moved himself into his sister-in-law's room. Lin Wanqing was alone in the room now.

After thinking for a while, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Lin Wanqing: [Are you asleep? ]

Three minutes passed, and there was no movement.

He tiptoed to his mother's door and listened to the door. He vaguely heard Lao Xu's snoring. He probably fell asleep, and then ran to Xu Ke's door and listened to the sound inside.

Xu Nuo prepared himself, stuffed a few pillows into the quilt on the sofa, and put the slippers in place, pretending that he was lying in the quilt.

Finally, he held his breath, moved to the door of the master bedroom step by step, wrapped the door handle with a towel, and turned it gently. The door lock made a click. Lin Wanqing really left the door open for him.

Xu Nuo made up his mind and pushed the door gently. The door made a very small creaking sound. Xu Nuo quickly stopped his action, observed the left and right for a while like a thief, and then held the door and pushed it open carefully bit by bit.

It felt like he was having an affair, and Xu Nuo felt that his heartbeat was much faster.

Opening the door, closing the door, and then locking it. After this set of procedures, Xu Nuo had a layer of sweat on his forehead. It was more tiring than being an agent.

Turning his head, he saw Lin Wanqing leaning on the bed, looking at him with a smile, "You are very brave."

"It's not that you left the door for me."

"I forgot to lock it." Lin Wanqing pouted.

"No lock means I'm invited."

"Bah, who invited you, pervert, get out."

Xu Nuo chuckled, laughing like a big bad wolf, "It's easy to get in, but it's hard to get out."

"Keep your voice down, um..."