Help! This savior is too stupid!

Ten lollipops.

The vendor has never taken such a big order in his life.

Because no one will eat this stuff...

The hawker dug out all the inventory from 180 years ago to get so many lollipops, and placed them in front of Emperor Guitian, but did not give them to him immediately.

"Despicable, do you still want to hang out in Fengdu?"

"Who are you calling despicable! Call me Ghost Emperor!"

Emperor Guitian rolled his eyes, don't you know how to address yourself when working?

Besides, how can the name "Despicable" sound as good as that of Ghost God Emperor?

"Okay, okay, I'm the Ghost Emperor."

Emperor Guitian asked him to call him 'I am Emperor Guitian', and he really didn't miss that word.

The vendor seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and asked, "I dare to ask, this ferment is almost full, and there are so many ghosts outside the Pure Land. How do I, the Ghost Emperor, plan to deal with it?"

Mentioning this, Emperor Gui Tian no longer had the same aura as before.

Even with ten lollipops in his hand, Emperor Guitian couldn't be happy.

He could only curl his lips, saying without any confidence, "The Emperor of Heaven always has a way!"

Then, the will-o'-the-wisp fled in panic.

As if he really had a trump card.

The hawker couldn't help laughing as he looked at the back of Guitian Emperor fleeing.

A real smile usually only lasts for a short period of time. If a person keeps a smile on his face for a long time, the smile is watered down.

The vendor stopped his smile and felt a little emotional for no reason.

"Who would have thought that I would also have a despicable day laughing at Guixiong."

Many people have different opinions on whether Gui Xiong Despicable and Gui Tiandi are considered the same person.

The view of others is actually like looking into a mirror. In the final analysis, it is the view of oneself.

Most of the ghosts in Fengdu think that the Ghost Emperor and the despicable Ghost Hero are the same existence. They have just changed into ghosts and lost their memory, but they are still the same person.

They think so because they are ghosts too.

They have also experienced the process of changing from humans to ghosts. In their hearts, they recognize everything they were as humans and accept and inherit all of it.

Therefore, when they looked at the Ghost Emperor, they naturally had the same view.

The vendor looked at the back of Guitian Emperor and said to himself,

"The fourth mysterious tide, in the year 467, I went out in the field with a guy who had been stabbed a thousand times. I died in a daze. When I woke up again, I was already in this ghost place..."

"No, it's a ghost already in this ghost place."

"I don't like living in this damn place. The house is too big and difficult to clean. The house is too small and looks like a coffin. The food is too good and it doesn't look like a living person. The food is too bad and it looks like a living person."

In the hawker's memory, when he first arrived in Fengdu, he was very uncomfortable and disliked everything he saw.

The good is not pleasing to the eye, the bad is not pleasing to the eye...

In the final analysis, it is a question:

How could a living person turn into a dead ghost?

"After I die, I have a lot of resentment. I blame heaven and earth, this fucked-up world, this bastard Zhou Wangu, I blame the Pure Land for drawing a cake for me but I can't eat it, I blame the mysterious tide..."

"In the end, I ended up sleeping on the streets and almost became a lonely ghost."

Such days lasted for more than five hundred years.

Until that day, when the fourth mysterious tide ebbs.

In Fengdu, a guy who called himself the ‘Ghost Heavenly Emperor’ suddenly came. Not only did he say that he was the Lord of Fengdu, he also said nonsense like ‘Head of the Pure Land Heavenly Emperor’ and ‘You guys come together, I’m in a hurry’.

He clamored that anyone who could defeat him could become the Lord of Fengdu, the Pure Land Heavenly Emperor, or even the head of the Pure Land Heavenly Emperor!

Faced with such a provocation, the whole city was about to turn into vicious ghosts and evil spirits, so naturally there was nothing to be polite about.

The result is obvious.

That day, all the ghosts in Fengdu were lying on the ground.

The Ghost Emperor who easily suppressed the entire Fengdu City happily wandered the streets and alleys, greeting every ghost.

"You need to practice more!"

After being beaten, their resentment seemed to dissipate a little.

Then, the Ghost Emperor, who was hated by gods and ghosts, began to assign jobs to everyone.

He pulled an old man and made famous gestures,

"Look, if you open a coffin shop in this place, will your business be prosperous and make you a lot of money?"

The old man rolled his eyes, "This city is full of dead ghosts, who needs a coffin?"

Emperor Guitian came up with another idea, "Then... sell some paper figures and paper money?"

"If I have paper money, I won't burn it for myself?"

The old man was so angry that he said, "Besides, what are they using to buy my paper money? Why don't they still use paper money?"

Ghost Emperor:......

"Then what do you want to do?"

"Old man, I really have an idea!"

The old man started to argue with Emperor Guitian. He couldn't win in a fight, so he couldn't win by scolding him?

"I like to daydream when I'm alive. If you can give me the whole job and make money while dreaming, then I'll listen to you."

"It's a deal!"

The Ghost Emperor bared his teeth and claws, "If you dare to lie to the Emperor, you will be beaten!"

The old man sneered at this. Can you still make money in your dreams?

Never heard of it in my life.

If Emperor Guitian can really do it, why not listen to him once?

Finally, under the arrangement of Emperor Guitian, the old man opened the first hotel in Fengdu. His main business was to deliver messages to living people outside Fengdu. The method was... through dreams.

After the successful case, Emperor Guitian's governance of Fengdu was out of control.

"You, go cook me two dishes!"

"You, go eat the two dishes he cooked!"

"And you... you love reading newspapers so much, write a joke!"

"......"

If the ghosts don't want to do the work arranged by the Ghost Emperor, they don't have to do it.

The problem is that the Ghost Emperor really annoys ghosts...

This guy is as mean as the Ghost Xiong, except that his mean means are more mean, and the Ghost Emperor's means... are more shameless.

In short, he can change his ways and shamelessly make you agree to do something, some strange things, things that seem meaningless.

For example, the vendor selling lollipops in front of you, he has a lot of resentment and nowhere to vent, and he is lucky not to become an evil ghost.

The Ghost Emperor actually asked him to set up a stall to sell cotton candy?

Sell candy? What kind of candy is there if life is not sweet?

Decorate it with tears or wrap it with blood?

The Ghost Emperor asked him to sell cotton candy, but he refused!

He baked the candy until it was burnt, put it in a mold, cooled it, and made it into lollipops to sell!

He stuffed all his resentment, complaints, dissatisfaction, and hatred into this lollipop.

The first lollipop made revealed a colorful black.

The vendor just licked a little of the remaining raw materials, and felt endless resentment and pain, and all the negative emotions surged like a tide.

No one would buy such a lollipop, let alone eat it.

When the Ghost Emperor came with money to buy a lollipop, the vendor's mouth corners were harder to suppress than AK. He could already foresee what expression the Ghost Emperor would have when he took the first bite, and the pain of the Ghost Emperor would become the vendor's victory!

The vendor took the money and gave the lollipop.

The Ghost Emperor licked it, and the ghost fire immediately twisted and swayed like a ghost. If he had an expression, he should be in so much pain that his facial features were dislocated, and his snot and tears flowed out...

The Ghost Emperor held the lollipop in his mouth and said to the vendor seriously,

"There is room for improvement."

Then he left.

Under the vendor's incredible gaze, Ghost Emperor ate the pain lollipop while patrolling the street for safety.

The vendor didn't believe in evil.

He began to collect more pain and resentment, and even his own pain was not enough, so he went to other ghosts to buy it!

The vendor collected these raw materials together and made lollipops with stronger resentment. He even changed the sign of his stall to [Bitter Resentment Lollipop].

No ghost would buy such things.

Except Ghost Emperor.

Ghost Emperor not only paid for it, but also ate it, and... became addicted to it!

Vendor:......

In short, he became a vendor selling lollipops in a daze, collecting other people's pain and resentment, making lollipops, and then selling them...

When everything was on track, I don't know when, there was a black sun in the sky above Fengdu.

All ghosts saw that sun.

All ghosts felt that Fengdu was getting better little by little, because they were getting better.

All ghosts clearly felt that the Ghost Emperor... became weaker.

Day after day, year after year.

The Ghost Emperor who could suppress the entire Fengdu had long disappeared.

I don't know since when, even a stray dog ​​on the side of the road in Fengdu can slap the Ghost Emperor twice and chase him through the streets and alleys.

When other ghosts saw this scene, they would not only not help, but also cheer and even join in.

Anyway, this despicable guy can't be killed.

Well, Fengdu has a lot of consensus.

The most important point among them is that the Ghost Emperor is immortal.

It seems that if he doesn't die, Fengdu will always be there, the sun will rise as usual, and they can continue to live their lives, just like they are alive.

Go to work, slack off, get off work, play cards, pay rent...

What exactly is the Pure Land?

Before the hawker died, he actually never thought about this question clearly.

Because even until his death, he had never seen the real Pure Land.

But one day, lying on the armchair, looking at the black sun above his head, feeling the usual calmness, he suddenly felt an indescribable peace in his heart.

The peddler suddenly understood.

This is his pure land.

Fengdu is the pure land of ghosts.

And the Ghost Emperor is the guardian of this pure land.

What righteousness, what overall situation, what five-world battlefield... In fact, the peddler doesn't care. At the moment of his death, everything is over.

Fengdu is a new beginning.

This time, he can't let the story end here.

Never.

The peddler turned out a wooden sign. He thought he would never use this thing in his life.

He hung the wooden sign on the stall, went home and found the armor of the year, and stuffed himself into it with great effort.

After being a ghost for so many years, he has gained weight.

He found the blunt spear.

Standing in front of the mirror, looking at the empty armor and rusty weapons, the peddler took a photo of himself.

Then, he took off his armor and put down his spear.

He hadn't been to the battlefield for many years.

These old things were no longer useful.

He took out his usual soup spoon and wrapped himself in an apron, which was his most useful tool.

He walked out of the door and headed out of Fengdu like other ghosts. Among the ghosts, people greeted each other, laughed and cursed.

It seemed that they were not going to the battlefield, but taking a picnic.

Originally, these emotionally out-of-control ghosts could not enter or leave Fengdu at will. But this time, it was extremely easy for him to leave Fengdu.

Before leaving Fengdu, the vendor looked back.

His stall was in a good location on the middle street, and could be seen at any city gate.

The big sign on the stall:

[Bitter Resentment Lollipop]

And his customized exaggerated GG language - If you haven't suffered enough in this life, then you must not miss this delicious delicacy, the first recommendation of the Pure Land Emperor!

The last sentence was added by the Ghost Emperor at the vendor's request.

On the stall, a wooden sign swayed in the wind:

[Sold Out]