Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 015 Cao Cao's Childhood
"Are you a gynecologist?"
Jiang Bai's eyes darkened when he heard this. He had taken every precaution, but he failed to guard against the old Chinese doctor's professional mismatch!
"That's right, ask around inside and outside the Qin-Han Pass. Who doesn't know the craftsmanship of my boss Cao!"
Boss Cao got excited when he said that, his face flushed.
"If it weren't for me, Cao, to deliver babies, would there be so many elderly mothers in Qinhan Pass? If it weren't for me to do paternity tests, would there be so many fathers and sons turning against each other in Qinhan Pass? If it weren't for coming to Qinhan Pass, Cao would have advanced to the extraordinary level long ago. !”
hiss--
Jiang Bai suddenly felt that Boss Cao was quite virtuous as a gynecologist?
"Then you must have helped a lot of people, right?"
Boss Cao nodded,
"Well, as long as their child is not Cao's, I will usually help in whatever way I can."
Jiang Bai:......
After all, you are still a thief who loves his wife.
Being a gynecologist is his profession, and being a wife is his hobby. There is no conflict between profession and hobby.
Boss Cao saw something was wrong with Jiang Bai's eyes and immediately patted his chest and assured him,
"Don't worry, Cao never forces himself on others. He usually looks for money from those he can find money for. He has no interest in good families."
"Then...thank you?"
"It's okay, it's all what I should have done."
Boss Cao explained to Jiang Bai while boiling the medicine,
"Although the medicine is called Wuji Baifeng Pills, I have changed the prescription. It has nothing to do with the prescriptions in ancient books. Don't be afraid. I take it myself. It is mainly used to reconcile yin and yang. You kid is too angry and is harmful to the body. No, it’s better to find a partner as soon as possible if you have time. I know a few good girls in Qinhan Pass. If you are interested, I can introduce you to them..."
Unexpectedly, Boss Cao also works part-time as a matchmaker.
Jiang Bai didn't know how to complain for a while.
Jiang Bai was sighing and suddenly came back to his senses, that's not right!
Boss Cao is not a good family man and likes prostitutes and wives.
He helped to be a matchmaker, and the daughter of a good family turned into a wife, and he happened to be targeted by Boss Cao...
This guy is producing and selling his own food here!
Just when Jiang Bai was about to curse, he suddenly heard a fierce knock on the door from downstairs.
"Cao! Get out of here!"
The pungent voice was so penetrating that it stung Jiang Bai's ears.
The one who comes is not kind.
Fortunately, the visitor is not coming for Jiang Bai.
When Boss Cao heard this voice, he subconsciously tried to dodge, but Jiang Bai saw it.
Boss Cao warned, "Don't open the door!"
Jiang Bai, who had just finished eating the black-bone chicken and white phoenix pills, shouted at the top of his lungs, "Red clothes! Open the door!"
The two of them shouted one after another, and the little Loli opened the door without thinking.
"Oh, my daughter is so pretty. I didn't know there was such a daughter. Be good and call her grandma."
Shan Hongyi was stunned for a moment and turned on the Aba Aba mode.
"If you don't want to be called grandma, you can call her aunt. She's really pretty, but she's just not tall."
Soon, the footsteps of two people came from the stairs. Boss Cao wanted to escape, but was held back by Jiang Bai.
When the two came upstairs, they happened to see Boss Cao stuck in the window.
"Hey, isn't this our boss Cao? Why, he stopped being a doctor and switched to repairing air conditioners?"
Jiang Bai turned his head and looked around, only to see the dignified and dignified life of the noble lady, with grace and splendor written in her eyebrows. Although her dress was customary, she had an untainted temperament. She was a mature woman, and her charm was still there, but she was a bit older. It's so big that it's enough to be Boss Cao's mother.
Jiang Bai cursed, could Boss Cao do it at such an old age?
Anyone from eighteen to eighty years old should be killed?
Who would have thought that Boss Cao jumped down from the window, looking embarrassed?
"Mom, why are you here?"
Jiang Bai:? ? ?
"Is this your mother?"
The lady frowned and said, "You kid, why do you always say dirty words when you open your mouth?"
Boss Cao raised his head slightly and admitted helplessly,
"Well, this is my mother."
Jiang Bai never expected that the person who came to his door would be Boss Cao's mother.
It was already late at night, but after being disturbed like this, not only did I feel sleepy, but I was even a little hungry.
Boss Cao then suggested that we have a late-night snack together. There is no conflict that cannot be resolved with a hot pot barbecue.
If so, don’t take the other person to eat.
Then, a strange scene happened. A round table was set up on the rooftop, and everyone gathered around the round table to eat hot pot and chat while eating.
The director did not attend the supper. The lady was the oldest and was Boss Cao's mother, so she took the main seat.
The noble lady was cooking skillfully while complaining about her son.
"I don't know how to go home first when I come back. Why, is it embarrassing to have a mother who runs a brothel?"
Boss Cao was angry, "Look at what you said, am I, Mr. Cao, someone who looks down on prostitutes like this!"
"Cao, who are you talking to? Cao, I told you once, you have a name, Ah Ma, go get the sugar and garlic..."
Jiang Bai couldn't hold himself any longer after hearing the word "Ah Man".
"Um...what would you call me?"
The lady smiled and said,
"I used to be promoted by people in Guanzhong, and my stage name was Luo Feng. Later, I took a back seat to do logistics. Everyone called me Feng Niang in honor of me. You are a virgin at first glance. You have a pure temperament. Don't mess with people like my Ah Man." Together, we will lead you astray!"
"Feng Niang, cough...don't start talking about virginity."
Jiang Bai has maintained the bottom line for more than 1,200 years and cannot break through it so casually.
"I'm curious about something. Maybe I shouldn't ask, but I can't sleep if I don't ask. Boss Cao's last name is Cao, and he also has the name Ah Man. Excuse me for being blunt... He is too similar to Cao Cao in history. Is this intentional or accidental?"
Feng Niang sighed,
"It was accidental at first. I was in the Qin and Han customs. You can ask around. She was a famous prostitute inside and outside the customs!"
Feng Niang was not shy about her special profession.
"Although I don't have many customers, I got pregnant inexplicably. I searched for the child's father and found that he was a mysterious passerby. I still don't know his identity. It's hard for me to hide it. So after I gave birth to this child, I named him Ah Man. At that time, he didn't have a surname. How could a prostitute like me... He is my son, so naturally he has no surname. "
Jiang Bai asked curiously, "Then what?"
When it comes to this, Feng Niang is furious,
"Then? Then this kid was naughty and entered a secret tomb by mistake, bumped into a corpse, and left the secret tomb in a daze. The thieves came to the door and said that he had a connection with the thieves and the secret tomb he entered by mistake was Cao Cao's tomb..."
"Don't listen to my mother's nonsense, it's all fake!"
Boss Cao, who had drunk two bottles of beer, was a little bolder and shouted,
"The corpse in the secret tomb is a child, it can't be Cao Cao at all!"
"How can it be impossible!"
Feng Niang slammed the table and said confidently,
"The fortune teller said that it was the corpse of Cao Cao when he was a child!"
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