Help! This savior is too stupid!

Chapter 1339 What’s fake about it?

Everyone knows that the Calamity Emperor is fake, but no one thought that the Calamity Emperor could be so fake!

"Before the Calamity Emperor arrived, although this town was a little dirty, the supernatural power had never been so active."

The feathered thing has been silent for these years, and it was during this period that it gained sequence capabilities.

However, this cannot explain Jiang Bai's luck.

Five killers attacked at the same time. According to the plan, this should be a situation where Jiang Bai must die.

Of course, they didn't plan to kill Jiang Bai so easily, they just wanted to test the details of the Calamity Emperor first.

It's just that Jiang Bai never expected that Jiang Bai would solve the assassination using the method least likely to cause disaster to the Emperor.

"Now it is certain that Jiang Bai has the blessing of luck."

An old man wearing a dirty sheepskin short coat put his hands together and said sickly,

"Could it be that the information is wrong?"

Jiang Bai's 'immortal puppet' was said by Wei Junjie. Everyone was unsure whether he could believe it.

"fart!"

A man's voice came from the smoke.

Wu Lu refuted, "I believe Wei Junjie is not lying about this matter!"

Jiang Bai’s sequence ability must be ‘immortal puppet’.

So what's the problem?

A man with a yellow bird on his shoulder spoke,

"Where has he gone?"

"Going to the Buddha's place."

"Master Qian, Master Chang, Master Wu, Master Jiu...and now it's Master Buddha."

The leader slapped the table and angrily said,

"Isn't he planning to go through all the men in Huoshan Town?!"

....

"I don't plan to meet them all."

In front of the Buddhist hall, Jiang Bai yawned and said quietly,

"Take me to see your Buddha."

Jiang Bai was greeted by a bald little monk, who saluted respectfully.

"There is no Buddha here."

Before Jiang Bai had time to change his face, the little monk handed over the next sentence:

"In front of you, there is no master here."

"Oh."

One sentence made Jiang Bai laugh. Normally, monks have a rebellious image in the Pure Land, but suddenly meeting such a person who is aware of current affairs makes him a little uncomfortable.

"Then take me to meet the person in charge of the Rest Hall."

Just as Jiang Bai thought, the person in charge of the Rest Hall was none other than Ksitigarbha of the Protectorate, whose dharma name was Anxi.

"I've seen the Calamity Emperor."

Ksitigarbha of the Protectorate Palace is a little older than before, but he is still as graceful as ever.

"It all depends on the orders of the Disaster God Emperor."

Jiang Bai walked around the Rest Hall and chatted casually.

"What have you been busy with lately?"

"Recite sutras and pray for the Disaster Emperor..."

"You have a heart."

"The Emperor of Heaven laughs at his duties."

There is nothing interesting to see here in the Rest Hall. People who believe in Buddhism are all kind-hearted. As long as they don't pick up the butcher's knife, there is no threat.

Jiang Bai really just looked around and was ready to leave.

When he was leaving, he never forgot to remind him,

"I heard that the town is not peaceful and there will be chaos at night."

"That's what the Disaster Emperor ordered."

Ksitigarbha of the Protectorate Palace said firmly,

"We at Anxi Church must stand firmly on the side of Huoshan Town and maintain law and order. Everyone is responsible!"

If you say that, then I'll be relieved.

Jiang Bai left.

The moment his figure disappeared from sight, the graceful Ksitigarbha of the Protectorate Palace sat slumped on the ground.

"Oh my god, who said this Calamity Emperor is fake?"

"Ah? Who said he was fake?"

Isn't this fake just like the real thing? !

Ksitigarbha's face turned dark as he summoned his disciples.

"Go and kill all the pigs raised in the temple."

The little monk's eyes lit up, "It's the New Year?!"

"Well, we're going to have a bad year..."

Ksitigarbha of the Protectorate Palace sighed,

"Kill all the animals that can be killed, and then feed all the animals. Take out all the preparations you have made over the years..."

There is a young novice who is puzzled.

"Hall Master, are you too impatient?"

"urgent?"

Ksitigarbha of the Protectorate Palace was amused by these words and shook his head.

"Some people have really forgotten how Emperor Calamity made his fortune..."

"After Emperor Calamity woke up, the most honest time he spent was at the Silver Sands Base."

"Why was Emperor Calamity so honest during that time?"

"Because he is just a mortal, and the pinnacle of the world is millions of divine powers. The strength gap between the two sides is too big, and he cannot be honest."

Ji Zang of the Protectorate Palace sneered and shook his head.

Nowadays, everyone is a mortal, and they have only mastered a little bit of extraordinary power. There is no essential difference in strength.

How could the Calamity Emperor be honest?

"You guys, you underestimated a fake who became the Emperor of Heaven in half a year..."

When the gap in strength between the two sides is not that big, Emperor Calamity... won't wait that long.

In winter, the night falls early and the weather is cold.

Under the night, the martial arts hall was crowded with people.

The martial arts apprentices who were supposed to be resting in various schools all received a message asking them to gather tonight.

In the middle of the martial arts hall, Wu Huo was wearing a short shirt, facing the cold wind, standing there like a stone, silent and firm.

Next to Wu Huo, a thin young man, perhaps unable to withstand the cold, coughed twice and wrapped his cloak tighter.

Shu Daoshan walked to Wu Huo and asked in a low voice,

"Master, is it really tonight?"

"You don't understand the Disaster Emperor..."

The silent Wu Huo spoke and looked in the direction of Huoshan Town.

The so-called Calamity Emperor's plan has never been implemented seriously.

When the Calamity Emperor starts assigning tasks to you, it's best to think clearly about how he will flip the table.

Wu Huo knew that Emperor Disaster couldn't wait that long.

Tonight, just tonight.

Therefore, all the apprentices and masters of the martial arts school are here.

All of his Huoshan Town Wu Ye’s net worth is on the gambling table at this moment.

The people at the martial arts gym were gathering when suddenly there was an explosion in the town, the fire was looming, and even the ground shook slightly.

Shu Daoshan's expression tightened. Something happened in the town? !

A man and a horse galloped over to the front of the martial arts hall. They turned over and dismounted and used their strength in the air. They turned their feet several times and glided in the air like a bird. Finally, they landed silkily in front of Wu Huo and saluted respectfully.

"Report!"

"The wine shop exploded. The fire burned down the granary. The fire lit up half of the sky. The smoke was too thick. I don't know what the damage was. The deputy mayor is trying to contact the mayor..."

Wu Huo nodded,

"Probe again and report again."

"yes!"

After saying that, the man whistled, got on his horse, and went back to the town to find out the news.

Just as the man and the horse left, another watchman hurried over.

"Your Majesty, the All-armored Army has moved!"

There is some movement in Shudaoshan. Logically speaking, it’s time for them to take action, right?

Among all the forces, the only one who can compete with the All-A Army is their martial arts school...

Wu Huo remained motionless.

"Probe again and report again."

"yes!"

"..."

After that, news kept coming.

"There are constant riots in Huoshuo Town. There are thieves taking advantage of the fire and looting. There are chaos everywhere..."

"All the armored troops are dispatched collectively and are expected to arrive at Huoshan Town in half an hour!"

"The monks from the Rest Hall blocked the way of the Quanjia Army on the order of disaster relief. The Quanjia Army charged...the monks dispersed..."

"Seven of the twelve main roads in the town collapsed, and the entire armored army was divided and fought separately!"

"A group of unidentified bald men rushed out of the tunnel, holding powerful crossbows. The entire armored army suffered heavy casualties!"

"..."

"Report!"

Horse scouts, watchmen, monks...all the eyes and ears of the martial arts hall brought back the same news at almost the same time:

The mountain guard cavalry is moving!

Wuhuo, who was like a stone, slowly opened his eyes, raised his head slightly, and looked in the direction of the volcano.

That's the direction the mountain guards will come from.

The main course is served...

Wu Huo raised his hand and faced all his followers with only two words:

"Set off."

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(Fourth update sent, okay.)

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