Help! This savior is too stupid!

Don't tell lies or use false names.

Qian Zhihe finally joined the queue of monster translators, but he did not immediately register his special name.

Because the boss didn’t know how to register, he just sat there empty.

As for the strange stories about the four of them...

"Your current state is not because you have solved the ghost story, but because the ghost story has not been solved and has been transferred to you."

Qianzhihe looked at the first person to speak, "Guaishou", and took him as an example.

"The 'devil' in you wants to sing well, so after meeting you who can tune the music, it transferred to you."

"As for your singing becoming more beautiful, it's because the monster's power has been carried in your body and you have acquired an absolute sense of pitch. The sound you hear when you sleep is the monster singing in your ears..."

And the singing of a monster without a carrier is naturally extremely unpleasant.

This explanation, not to mention the strange scream, is the first time even the boss has heard of it.

He was stunned for a moment after hearing the strange screams, and asked quickly,

"Then...how to solve it?"

Knowing the principles behind ghost stories is a kind of gain for him, but that's all.

Only by truly solving this problem can he survive and escape the danger of his life.

"There are many solutions."

Qianzhihe gave an example,

"You can find a tuner and let the other person be responsible for the tuning when you sing, and the monster will be transferred to the other person."

The monster is confused, "Every word I sing is accurate. Besides, even if they are both tuners, why would the monster choose someone else?"

Do we have to get to the bottom of it...

Qian Zhihe had no choice but to announce the cruel truth to Guaiming.

"Because this monster wants a better-looking carrier, preferably a woman, one that can make it shine on the stage."

Strange cry:? ? ?

Another question popped up in his mind,

"Then why don't we need to find a more handsome tuner when we talk about the method?"

This time, Qianzhihe didn't even need to speak, Duyou answered, "It's hard to find someone uglier than you!"

Strange cry:.......

This method would hurt him a bit too much...

"If I were you, I would find a celebrity, transfer this strange story to the other party, and sell it at a good price."

Qianzhihe is very thoughtful,

"As for the side effects of weird stories...just find a female star from Bangzi Country."

Wei Ying was still confused, "Why?"

The boss quietly added, "Because they don't have to sleep..."

Of course, not having to sleep is a joke. Among the four, Gui Ming actually suffered the smallest side effects. He just needed to take two more sleeping pills.

Qianzhihe also gave the correct solution,

"You can use bone conduction headphones and play a bad song to fall asleep, and the monster will sing a good song."

In this way, the problem of strange calls is basically solved.

Can be transferred, suppressed, not life-threatening...

Guaiying is very satisfied with this solution.

Qian Zhihe looked at the second person - Guai Li.

"The monster in your body should be that you died suddenly while exercising, and you are obsessed with fitness. Have you ever applied for a fitness card and never been there?"

Guai Li explained, "Been there once!"

"You can move the monster to the lower body through exercise, so that you don't have the risk of suffocation, brain death, etc. for the time being."

The most dangerous thing about strange power is not suffocation, but the muscles growing into the brain, which will directly point the head...

"It's just that the side effects of this are that when the monster attacks, it will cause incontinence, paralysis, and loss of mobility..."

Qian Zhihe didn't give any method to transfer the monster, so Guai Li couldn't help but ask,

"What if I want to get rid of this monster?"

Qian Zhihe asked, "Do you want to?"

Wei Li was silent for a moment, and finally chose to step aside.

Yes, becoming a monster translator has side effects, but it will also bring them some conveniences, allowing them to experience life that they have never experienced before and experience different excitement.

Without any training foundation, Kaili once broke the world record in deadlift. The feeling of abundant strength made him unable to refuse.

Qianzhihe is very accurate in reading people, and Guaiming hates his own ability. If he can sell it at a good price, he will never hesitate.

Wei Li is reluctant to let go of his own abilities. If he has a way to suppress it, he will choose to suppress it.

As for the remaining two people...

Qian Zhihe pointed at Wei Erdu You, "You are the one with weird heart."

He shifted his finger and pointed at the boss, "You are the one with weird ears."

These two people lied in front of him.

"I just said I can't hide it from him, right?"

Du You raised his hands to show that he had no ill intentions and explained,

"We are a couple and we run this coffee shop. He is the boss and I am the boss's wife..."

This coffee shop is the resting place and gathering place for Qucheng's monster translators.

However, no one has ever known that a coffee shop not only has an owner, but also the owner’s wife.

The weird-eared boss shook his head, "I can't hear your voice, you... are not from our world."

Weixin Duyou narrowed her eyes. From her perception, Qianzhihe's heart should be empty.

Qian Zhihe said calmly,

"The first monster I killed would randomly eat half of my internal organs. Now I live on the power of the monster."

After entering the coffee shop, he said at least twice that he was going to starve to death.

This is not an exaggeration, but a fact.

His hunger is not in the physical sense.

The Thousand Paper Cranes with an empty stomach cannot rely on monsters to keep alive. They must "eat" the second monster as soon as possible to survive.

"This is also how you survived until today."

The Thousand Paper Cranes pointed out the couple's origins,

"You have accommodated more than one monster."

If Jiang Bai was here, he would definitely exclaim, damn, ghost rider!

The Demon Lord is still sewing!

The couple looked at each other, and finally the boss spoke,

"To be precise, we mastered some mysterious powers after killing the monsters."

As he said, the boss took out a booklet,

"Regarding this part of the power... I recently got a manual from the special training camp. If we train according to the methods in the manual, can we completely control these powers?"

The Thousand Paper Cranes took the booklet and just glanced at it. After seeing that the author was Jiang Bai, he threw the booklet aside.

"You can't use this thing, and it's best to burn it. Don't touch anyone who comes out of the special training camp."

The boss's wife Du You couldn't help asking, "Why?"

"It's a way to die."

The Thousand Paper Cranes didn't explain too much. The Thunder of the Emperor of Disaster was full of thunder points.

Even if the things Jiang Bai threw out were real, would you dare to use them?

And the Thousand Paper Cranes didn't lie. The couple really couldn't practice according to the booklet.

"Because you took the wrong path from the beginning."

Wrong path?

The boss frowned slightly, "Is there a way to remedy it?"

"Why do you want to remedy it?"

The Thousand Paper Cranes, who were walking on the same path as the boss, said calmly,

"The wrong path does not mean that you can't reach the end."

Since he embarked on a completely different practice method from Jiang Bai, this road that no one could walk through has infinite possibilities.

If you must ask for a reason...

He is the Thousand Paper Cranes.

That's enough.