Help! This savior is too stupid!

"Let's get a divorce."

The female voice was calm with a bit of coldness, and it seemed that she was far away, and it was obvious that she had made up her mind.

"Give me a chance to explain!"

"I don't listen, I don't listen..."

Jiang Bai took a bite of popcorn, watched the bloody soap opera on the big screen, and yawned.

Shan Qingyi's voice suddenly sounded behind him, "Why are you watching a short play again?"

Jiang Bai put down the popcorn in his hand and stood up, "Did you make no sound when you got home?"

Shan Qingyi was very serious, "There was a sound, but you didn't hear it."

With her strength, when she opens the door and enters the house, the sound she makes can only be heard by strong people of the same level.

"You were promoted today, so I specially cooked something you like to eat. You came back late. Is there something wrong?"

"Well, I ran into some trouble when I came back, let's deal with it."

"good."

Jiang Bai walked towards the kitchen, chattering as he walked,

"You secretly transferred money to your family's card again. I told you that my family can't use so much money. I watch short dramas and online articles for free. Your cultivation expenses are high, so don't save money where you should spend it..."

In the eyes of other teachers, Jiang Bai's income is not enough for expenses, but they see it from the perspective of a cultivator.

Jiang Bai is just an ordinary person. He has a car and a house, no mortgage and no children. He can't spend all his salary.

Shan Qingyi just said coldly, "There are subsidies for practicing, which is enough."

Every time her salary was paid, she would pay half of it into her family's account, and then she would be nagged by Jiang Bai for a long time, just like now,

"Save it for later. Let's go up. The sky is high and the sea is vast. Who knows when it will end?"

Although there is a huge gap in strength between the two, and in the eyes of outsiders, they will break up sooner or later, but no one would have thought that behind closed doors at home, Jiang Bai would actually have the aura of being the head of the family.

To be precise, Jiang Bai has the final say on small matters, and everyone discusses major matters.

This has been the case for the past nearly twenty years.

Six dishes were placed on the small table, including chicken, duck, beef, sheep, fish and shrimp, a combination of meat and vegetables. Jiang Bai also specially heated a pot of rice wine.

Normally, for the sake of Shan Qingyi's cultivation, he would not drink alcohol at home, but today he was happy, so he could make an exception.

As soon as he sat down, before Jiang Bai could say anything, Shan Qingyi took out a long box and pushed it in front of Jiang Bai.

"Today is your birthday, happy birthday."

"Birthday?"

Jiang Bai smiled, "Who has a birthday these days? I don't even know when my birthday is..."

Shan Qingyi interrupted Jiang Bai, "May 30th."

"What?"

"Your birthday is May 30th. This is what the teacher at the orphanage told me."

She came back late, not because she was celebrating with her colleagues. On the contrary, she also took half a day off in advance, made a special trip to the orphanage, confirmed Jiang Bai's birthday, and prepared a birthday gift for Jiang Bai.

People who come to the place of origin will forget everything before they become enlightened.

When Jiang Bai was born, he was placed at the door of the orphanage. Because his talent and luck were so poor, no one was willing to adopt him.

These days, anyone who is somewhat ambitious will consider cultivating to become a saint.

Someone like Jiang Bai, with the worst talent, could live to the age of thirty-six in one breath... It was simply unheard of.

Even the teachers at the orphanage mentioned Jiang Bai with a tone of hatred.

After becoming an adult, Jiang Bai took some certificates and went to work as a cultural teacher in high school. Not long after, he married Shan Qingyi and lived a peaceful life until today.

This is the first time Shan Qingyi has given him a birthday gift, at least in Jiang Bai's memory.

Jiang Bai accepted the gift, "Thank you."

"Why don't you take it apart and take a look?"

"Let's wait until after dinner."

Jiang Bai looked at Changhe, and for some reason, his expression was a little complicated.

Shan Qingyi did not force Jiang Bai to open the gift, but just ate, watched dramas and washed up as usual.

"I'm going to have an extra practice tonight. It's in the training room on the roof. If it's too late after you finish cleaning up, you might as well ask for leave tomorrow."

"If I take two consecutive days off, Director Lei will fire me."

Of course Shan Qingyi knew what Jiang Bai said was a joke.

A living teacher and the best negative example, he has almost become a high school star.

The most important thing is that in Director Lei's opinion, Jiang Bai's salary is extremely low...

As long as Jiang Bai can attend the opening and graduation ceremony on time, at other times, Director Lei will turn a blind eye even if Jiang Bai does not ask for leave.

Shan Qingyi went upstairs with the knife, while Jiang Bai disposed of the leftovers and started washing the dishes.

In fact, all these things can be left to intelligent robots. On this planet, the only thing most living people can do is to practice and find ways to become holy. This is the eternal theme.

Jiang Bai seemed out of place.

He is one of the few people who likes to do everything by himself, just like living in ancient times. He even travels by riding a small electric donkey.

After cleaning everything, Jiang Bai returned to the dining table, looked at the gift box, touched it lightly with his fingers, and took it back as if he was electrocuted.

He made a pot of strong tea, sat at the dining table, and turned off the light.

In the dark night, he drank the gradually cooling tea, looking at the gift from time to time, not knowing what he was thinking, and repeating it mechanically.

The next day, early morning.

After finishing training, Shan Qingyi went downstairs after washing up. When she saw Jiang Bai at the table, she was not surprised, but asked with some concern,

"You didn't sleep all night?"

"You can hear what I do downstairs."

Jiang Bai nodded,

"Yeah, didn't sleep."

Shan Qingyi came around behind him, leaned over and hugged Jiang Bai. Jiang Bai could smell the faint fragrance on the tip of his nose. He blinked and looked at Jiang Bai, puzzled and said,

"What are you thinking about?"

Jiang Bai turned his head slightly and met Shan Qingyi's eyes, "Your eyes are very beautiful."

Clear, bright and vibrant.

"I know."

Jiang Bai said this when Shan Qingyi and Jiang Bai met for the first time.

Jiang Bai's thinking seemed to be very fast, and he changed the topic again, "I like my life now very much."

Shan Qingyi nodded, "I like it too."

She is not far away from becoming a saint. Once she becomes a saint, she must leave this planet and go to a wider world.

But in Shan Qingyi's view, this small family makes her miss it even more. Maybe she won't become a saint until Jiang Bai dies.

Jiang Bai said slowly,

"I don't have many things in my life. I was born an orphan. Of course, it doesn't matter whether the people in the place of origin are orphans or not. No one needs an extra parent. The teachers in the orphanage are also very good to me. You have been persuading me to restart for a long time..."

"I'm not enlightened, I don't have much money, and my job is dispensable. In other people's eyes, my life may be terrible, but for me... I really like my life now, especially with you. Together..."

Shan Qingyi nodded, "I understand."

"So, I don't know since when, the more I like it all, the more I am afraid of losing it all, and I am afraid of any changes..."

In the past few years, Jiang Bai seems to have fallen into a strange circle, refusing any new changes, watching repeated short dramas, reading previous online articles, not making new friends, wearing the same clothes...

"I'm afraid of change, just like a student who gets perfect marks on the exam. Any change is a bad change for me."

Last night, the gift Shan Qingyi gave him was a change for Jiang Bai.

He hesitated whether to open the gift.

"You should enjoy life."

Shan Qingyi kissed him behind the ear and said softly,

"Don't be afraid, I will be with you."

"I've arranged it for you. You go to bed first. The doctor told you not to stay up late during the last physical examination."

"If you don't like this gift, you can throw it away..."

Shan Qingyi paused and said seriously,

"I think you'll like it."

"You are an opinionated person and you can trust your own judgment."

The couple chatted for a few more words. After eating with Shan Qingyi, Jiang Bai returned to the bedroom and fell asleep.

When he woke up, it was already the morning of the next day. There was breakfast on the table. Shan Qingyi had gone to work. The gift box was lying quietly in the trash can. After today, there will be a special machine to collect the trash, and this The gift completely said goodbye to Jiang Bai's life.

The change he fears is not changing himself.

What he is afraid of is changing Qing Yi.

Jiang Bai's intuition has always been very accurate. He knows very well that if he opens this gift, everything may be different...

For him, this may be a good thing, because his life, in the new world, has reached rock bottom.

But for Shan Qingyi... not necessarily.

"Would I like it..."

In the end, Jiang Bai picked up the gift from the trash can.

When he opened the gift box, the gift appeared in front of him and the answer was officially revealed.

"This is..."

A voice recorder?