Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 1494: Unheard of Cicada
That's right, the last stubbornness of the dark moon is that the water and electricity cost can be paid, but at least you have to invoice.
The psychologist took out a piece of white paper and wrote something on it. As soon as he threw it, the paper floated to the dark moon.
Dark Moon was even too lazy to look at the content on the paper, bit his fingers, and pressed a blood mark on it.
The contract ... reached.
At this moment, there is only one problem in the dark moon,
"Is it worth doing this?"
The psychologist shook his head.
He doesn't know.
Because He has never thought about this problem and does not think about this problem.
He is just doing what he should do.
The psychologist left.
Several of the door, a psychologist and carbon -based creatures had an inexplicable dialogue.
Lao Gao returned to the living room and looked at the carbon -based creatures lying on the ground. Although there was a doubt, a question did not ask.
Because he knew that the other party would definitely say.
There is no need to ask yourself.
"Do you know, do I just signed something?"
The dark moon shows a miserable smile,
"I, the dark moon, the origin of the origin, in all the world, my combat power can be ranked among the top ten, do you know what concept is?"
Lao Gao shook his head, he didn't understand.
What is the top ten show off?
"Is it strong?"
Dark Moon: ......
Dark Yue is too lazy to talk about this topic like this, I see you don't understand anything at all!
Let Destroy!
Dark Moon changed the topic, "People like me, want to survive, there is always no problem?"
Lao Gao shook his head, "No matter what you are, there is no problem if you want to live."
Living is the instinct of creature, which has nothing to do with people.
Dark Moon continues,
"Then I want to live, what's the problem?"
Lao Gao thought for a while, and did not answer this question directly. Instead
"The protagonist in this character report is the fastest person in the world to make small cakes. He wants to live, what's the problem?"
"Can that be the same!"
The dark moon launched the dual standard directly,
"I cultivate to strengthen myself, isn't it just to live longer?"
"I don't know if you have watched a type of videos. The opening whites are" bad news from the bodybuilding circle. 'Many of them are made up and chaotic, but one thing is right. The dead people are really dead. "
Lao Gao Pingjing said,
"Sometimes, the more exercise, the earlier the death. Even if you do n’t talk about the medicine, the exercise itself is risky. The two are not inevitable.
I didn't wait for the dark moon to refute, Lao Gao spoke again,
"And, keep living ... it is a problem in itself."
Obviously, he does not support people who can always live.
"These words, you still keep telling others."
The dark moon seemed to be a bit tired, closed his eyes tiredly, and said unable to say,
"Signing that contract, no matter what the final result of this battle, I will die in the future."
The contract for the water and electricity bill requires the dark moon to fight.
From the perspective of the dark moon, this water and electricity costs are too expensive, so they bargain with psychologists.
However, from the perspective of a psychologist, the dark moon recovered a life, and it was time to give a life as a price.
If there is only electricity, it really does not kill the dark moon.
Psychologists are reasonable.
So, visit the door in person and run this trip.
There are only two options in front of the dark moon, either die now or die in the future.
Even the dark moon must think about another problem:
The third big disaster ... Is it really over?
Dark Moon refuses to die now, and can only choose the way to die in the future.
If possible, He doesn't want to die.
Lao Gao suddenly asked,
"How much do such a contract is?"
"It takes at least nine copies ..."
The dark moon is not angry, saying,
"What do you care about, you are not qualified to sign ..."
The premise of signing this deadline is to become a new throne and control the new sequence zero.
It ’s good to be old, and there is no such qualification.
Because there is no chance to become a new throne, he does not need Him when the decisive battle.
"You still worry about yourself."
The dark moon's voice was sarcasted with a little sarcasm,
"I said it, this is the place of origin. The origin of the story is both the beginning and the end ..."
"Before you figure out whether that cicada or disaster, you haven't won ..."
The dark moon is not talking, just a bitter smile.
Two major disaster manufacturers wait for Him ... Can this blessing be small?
Besides, in the dispute between the dark moon and the old high before, the truth was not understood by the dark moon. He just wanted to find an excuse to survive.
Whether the Tao is or reasonable, the rules of heaven and earth, and the law of all laws cannot be separated from the word -force.
That's right, the bottom code running all rules is violence.
Most of the time, the dark moon is the one who master the violence. Until He meets the demon master, the young man who is thunderous and does not talk about martial arts, meet a psychiatrist ...
These things are reasonable, but the reason is in their hands.
Since Dark Moon is playing this game, he should abide by the rules. After all, no one will change the rules specifically for Dark Moon to target Him.
"Nine contracts, if you can get five, you can win most of the time, but as long as one person has a problem, everything you do will be in vain..."
After saying that, Dark Moon fell into complete silence, turning into a real carbon-based creature.
Lao Gao confirmed again and again that no matter what he said or did, Dark Moon would not react.
Then...
He threw Dark Moon out.
Useless things, lie in the non-recyclable trash can!
Just as Dark Moon was thrown into the trash can by Lao Gao, someone came to throw away the trash, pushed the trash can back, and said excitedly,
"Wife, I picked up a bucket of charcoal in the trash can, it looks like it can burn for a whole winter!"
Dark Moon:......
It's the Ghost Emperor... He scares himself.
Dark Moon, after being charged for water and electricity, was devastated.
But Jiang Bai also had a problem here.
"I actually have a mother-in-law?!"
Jiang Bai was extremely surprised. He looked at Shan Qingyi, as if asking, why do you have a mother?
"Don't you often watch movies that say that people are born by their mothers?"
Shan Qingyi spread her hands, "I definitely have a mother."
She changed the subject, "I just don't have a father."
The hell joke always feels different when it comes from the person involved.
Shan Qingyi patted Jiang Bai on the shoulder and encouraged, "You must have a mother too, we can find her later."
Jiang Bai:......
Today, let's not talk about my mother.
Jiang Bai met his mother-in-law, who was a saint, and the other party went straight to the point as soon as she opened her mouth,
"Jiang Bai, do you know what the 'Cicada Project' is?"
Jiang Bai didn't have any abnormality and said truthfully,
"I don't know."
......
(Sleep, good.)
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