Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 012 Old Rules
Jiang Bai once asked the gambler about the dangers of the next three secret tombs.
The gambler felt that these secret tombs were not dangerous to Jiang Bai, but he still gave Jiang Bai a few words for the sake of money.
‘Those who live long are not easy to die, but those who live short are easy to die. ’
This sentence corresponds to the Sansheng Inn. The longer you live, the longer your life will be, and it will naturally be difficult to die.
Jiang Bai has a lifespan of 1,218. Even if he sits down to eat and eats big fish and meat, he can still live for ten days and a half.
As for the second sentence: "The road is very slippery, and you will fall into the ditch if you are not careful." ’
Huangquan Road.
These fishermen naturally fish in Huangquan, and the ghosts they catch also come from Huangquan.
This road is indeed slippery. Once you fall into the underworld, you will never recover!
There are so many weird places in Sansheng Inn and Huangquan Road that Jiang Bai has begun to consider other ways to settle Shan Hongyi and others.
They shouldn't be involved here.
Sometimes, no matter how thorough Jiang Bai's plan is, the plan cannot keep up with the changes.
Just as he changed his attention, the entrance of Sansheng Inn became lively again.
"Kids in Shan Hongyi, welcome back~ Get out of here quickly, this is not the place for kids!"
"Boss Cao, rare customers, rare guests!"
"Yu Guang, this is the first time you come back. Don't be polite. Just treat it as your own ancestral tomb and bury yourself anywhere."
"Oooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-"
The paper man's welcoming words attracted the attention of everyone in the lobby.
Jiang Bai turned around and saw that Shan Hongyi and others appeared at the door of the inn. Next to them were two acquaintances of Jiang Bai.
Shan Qingyi, and the feminine man who came out of the mirror world.
The man wore a cheongsam today and held an oil-paper umbrella, rotating the umbrella handle from time to time.
"Brother Jiang Bai!"
Shan Hongyi showed a helpless expression,
"My sister said it was dangerous outside and she had to let us in."
Is it dangerous outside?
Jiang Bai turned his attention to Shan Qingyi, who seemed not to see Jiang Bai's gaze.
Oh, I couldn’t see it in the first place.
That's okay.
The feminine man walked forward on cat steps, patting his heart as he walked, and said in shock,
"There's a natural disaster outside, it's scary to death——"
He walked to Jiang Bai, looked around, and sneered,
"The aesthetics of this shitty place are still so bad."
Jiang Bai noticed that when the feminine man entered the Sansheng Inn just now, the paper man who greeted the guests showed no sign, indicating that this was not his first time here.
The feminine man did not look at Jiang Bai, but shouted at the counter,
"Old rules."
Behind the counter, there was a waiter standing. He was the one who greeted Diao Lao when he came from Huangquan Road.
After hearing the feminine man's words, the waiter froze on the spot, as if he was a wooden man.
His face faded little by little, and it turned out that he was not a real person, but a lifelike doll!
The feminine man sneered again and again, with a sharp voice,
"Why, the old patron is here. Where is your boss? He's not here to entertain you. Or is he really dead?"
Obviously, not only was this not his first time here, he was even a regular customer here.
The ordinary waiter in the shop showed his timidity in front of the feminine man without even opening his mouth.
A violent cough came from the kitchen. After the cough subsided, an old voice sounded,
"I am ill, so I cannot welcome you from far away. Please forgive me, sir."
Hearing this voice, the feminine man's face darkened, and he cursed in a low voice in displeasure, "You old man."
Obviously, the 'teacher' he mentioned is not dead, but it sounds like the situation is not good, and even if he is not dead, he is not far away from death.
The feminine man quickly smiled and said, "Then just follow the same rules."
The waiter coughed violently again, but he slowly spoke,
"This inn does not accept credit, Sir. As per the old rules, you have to pay first."
The feminine man's expression darkened and he said unhappily,
"I've been in that damn place for nearly a thousand years..."
Even in a thousand years, he has gained a thousand yuan in life. He is a well-deserved rich man. Paying for a meal is naturally no problem.
"Sir, I'd like to make something clear to you. You and I know very well what you relied on to stay in that damn place for so long.
Although it is neither yin nor yang, at least it is neither human nor ghost, right?
Your account was settled thousands of years ago. If you stayed in that hellish place for one year, you would owe us a lifetime. Now that you are back to settle the account, we will naturally welcome you.
Eat and stay in the hotel to inquire about news, the door of the inn is open, as long as you have longevity..."
At the end of the sentence, the director started coughing violently again, but nothing happened.
The feminine man's face became even more gloomy.
He suddenly turned his head to look at Jiang Bai and said, "Lend me 100 life yuan."
Jiang Bai asked, "Why borrow it?"
The feminine man spoke plausibly, "In the battle between Qin and Han Pass, I killed the false god of justice!"
He believed that he had made great contributions to the Qinhan Pass and the human race, and it was not excessive to ask Jiang Bai for some reward.
What's more, he is borrowing, and when he borrows, he returns.
Jiang Bai smiled, "How do I know that this is not part of the deal between you and the painter?"
Jiang Bai didn't know what the painter had been planning.
But the painter has been targeting Shan Qingyi, at least, that was the case before Jiang Bai woke up.
And the false god of fairness will never come for no reason.
Jiang Bai even suspected that the painter had arranged everything a long time ago, using Shan Qingyi as bait to attract the false god of fairness, who would then be killed by the helpers he hired...
Hearing this, the feminine man got anxious and raised four fingers,
"I swear, if the painter and I have such a plan, the painter will be set on fire and beaten..."
This oath is very vicious.
Jiang Bai suddenly said, "I have already set him on fire."
Pujie added at the side,
"I also beat him."
Fearing that others would misunderstand, Pujie explained one more sentence,
"It was arranged by the Emperor Kongtian!"
Hearing the four words "Emperor Kongtian", there was a commotion in the lobby of the inn. Jiang Bai seemed to hear someone saying "Emperor Kongtian who has calculated everything".
The feminine man failed to borrow money, snorted coldly, and walked straight to the second floor.
Shan Qingyi didn't even look at Jiang Bai, and walked forward.
In fact, Shan Qingyi didn't look at anyone.
She didn't take anyone seriously.
At the counter, Shan Qingyi said,
"Old rules."
"Beef noodles, no chopped green onions."
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