Help! This savior is too stupid!

It's called Wenxi, but it's actually a tragedy.

Wei Junjie and others sighed in unison, and one of them spoke,

"There is an old Chinese saying that the core of comedy is tragedy..."

I heard that the wedding banquet was full of joy, the gongs and drums were noisy, it was very lively, and there was a lot of drinking and drinking.

In fact, beneath the false smile are painful tears, and behind the good news lies the root of disaster.

This wine may not be used to celebrate, but to pour into the heart.

Borrowing wine to soothe your sorrows will make you even more miserable.

Jiang Bai knew very well that this was just the beginning and the easiest level.

Hearing the wedding banquet, there are nine pieces of good news in total, which means at least nine tragedies!

They not only have to analyze possible risks and hidden dangers from the brief good news, but also find ways to solve them.

Boss Cao was able to persuade the owner by accident, and he just happened to be a professional counterpart. He even convinced the owner to bring out the sobering soup.

Of course, even if Boss Cao is not present, Jiang Bai will take the initiative to stand up and find a way to meet the mistress when encountering such weird things.

You know, there were only three thousand drinkers, hosts, and participants at the wedding banquet.

The sudden addition of a mistress is worthy of attention in itself.

What about next time?

Everyone's eyes became solemn, and they were thinking about what they could do.

Seeing Boss Cao disappear at the end of the banquet, Jiang Bai secretly thought,

"if everything goes well..."

Before he could think of the next step, he heard a "wow" sound, and the baby cried, like a newborn baby falling to the ground.

The owner behind the screen actually raised his hand in a rare move at this moment, and said with irrepressible joy in his hearty voice,

"Mother and son are safe! Mother and son are safe!"

gave birth?

Jiang Bai looked confused, giving birth so soon?

"Come here, there is only fine wine on the table, but no delicacies. Who taught you to entertain distinguished guests like this?"

After hearing the master's three applauses, twelve young men immediately jumped out of the clouds behind Jiang Bai and others, each holding a plate in each hand. There were fruits on the plate, as well as various appetizers and side dishes. .

On Wei Junjie's table, there was a three-headed fish sashimi, a black plant that looked like seaweed, and a plate of natto.

Obviously, the food and drinks here have the temperament of specialty products, which vary from person to person, and Wei Junjie's bloodline has been recognized.

There was a fruit plate and a plate of fennel beans on Yu Guang's table. Shan Qingyi had a plate of pistachios and a plate of grapes.

Jiang Bai shared a plate of fried peanuts and a plate of tripe.

As for Boss Cao, the dishes on his table are the most sumptuous, including dried fruit platter, fruit platter, peanuts, broad beans, edamame...

These side dishes took up half of his dining table.

Finally, a beautiful woman with a pearl in her mouth walked out of the clouds, took out the pearl in her mouth, and placed it in Boss Cao's golden cup.

Needless to say, this pearl probably has the function of detecting poison.

In this way, if the owner calls out "Let's drink from the golden cup" later, Boss Cao can drink with confidence and boldness. Compared with others, his golden cup has the ability to detect poison.

As for whether this pearl is only effective once or can be used repeatedly, it still needs experimentation.

At least Boss Cao gained a lot.

Sure enough, Jiang Bai was not kept waiting for too long. Boss Cao soon appeared at the end of the banquet. When he came back, he was still frightened and kept wiping the sweat from his forehead.

"It's too dangerous, it's too dangerous..."

He left the wedding banquet and went to check the pulse of the mistress. Boss Cao knew that the situation was not good just by smelling it without looking at it!

Because when he saw his mistress, he smelled the extremely strong smell of blood!

This is not over yet.

Out of a doctor’s professional ethics, Boss Cao’s first reaction was to have an abortion.

If this drags on, something will happen to both mother and child, and neither one of them will be able to survive!

Protect the big but not the small.

But the mistress insisted, and the medical conditions here were really good, with all kinds of equipment available, and the mistress herself was a transcendent.

Boss Cao first stabilized the injury, and after several months of conditioning, the condition of the mistress became stable. Finally, the birth was successful, and the mother and baby were safe.

Boss Cao was exhausted and exhausted when he came back. Seeing everyone in such a state, his heart skipped a beat.

"How long was I gone?"

"Two minutes and 12 seconds."

"hiss--"

He accompanied the mistress outside from the third month of pregnancy to the smooth delivery!

Here, only 2 minutes have passed?

"Sure enough, there are many mysteries in Wen Xi Banquet. If you leave Wen Xi Banquet to do other things, the flow of time will be different..."

Jiang Bai experienced a similar situation when he was at the Jinghua burial ground.

During the Fourth Mysterious Tide, strong men emerged one after another with various methods. In addition, the ghost sequence abilities were all kinds of strange. It was normal to be able to achieve such incredible effects.

Back then, there were stories about the Lanke people. Some said they were myths and legends, while others said they were caused by ghosts.

In any case, Boss Cao’s attempt brought everyone new thinking!

Wen Xi Banquet is joy at first sight, and the core of comedy is tragedy. If you want to truly hear Wen Xi, you must find a way to find this tragedy and solve it!

Drinking has become secondary!

Jiang Bai and others did not need to exchange glances, and said directly,

"Change strategy and postpone the Wenxi incident."

They originally planned to use the power given by the Wenxi Banquet to get one more round of Wenxi after three rounds of Wenxi.

Now it seems that Wenxi is actually a difficult problem. If the previous problems are not solved, the following problems will pile up, which will only increase the difficulty!

In the past, the pass rate of Wen Xi Banquet was low because people did not find the trick. Even if they could survive the first three rounds of Wen Xi Banquet, they would eagerly ask for the fourth round and put a reminder on themselves.

In the final analysis, Wen Xiyan is not life-threatening, and the most painful thing to do here is to get drunk. Many people even enter the past alley specifically to look for Wen Xiyan, just for the free drinks.

Jiang Bai is different. If he wants to find an alcoholic, he must successfully survive every wedding at the wedding banquet and turn tragedy into a real happy event!

After their thoughts became clear, everyone immediately started new actions.

According to the rules, they had gone through three rounds of drinking, played one round, and were delighted. Each of them got a chance to speak, and they could drink with the host or play games.

Boss Cao had already used up his chance to speak before he recommended himself.

Yu Guang was busy eating the fruit plate and fennel beans. He had just drank a lot of white wine and beer. All kinds of wine were making waves in his stomach, making him extremely uncomfortable.

Because he was rude due to vomiting, he had no chance to speak. At this time, he took the time to eat more fruits and fennel beans to cushion his stomach.

These foods are another form of reward, a reward for the safety of mother and child. Naturally, they are not ordinary foods.

Eating it into the stomach not only has the effect of relieving hangover, but also increases one's ability to drink!

Jiang Bai and Shan Qingyi stood still.

Wei Junjie was very sensible and was the first to stand up.

"I would like to play a game with my master, Fei Hua Ling."

Fei Hua Ling, with a certain word as the title, must recite a poem with this word, and cannot repeat it. If you can't say it out, you will fail. If you fail, you will have to drink.

However, the Feihua Ling played at the wedding banquet is different from the ordinary Feihua Ling. After each line of the poem is recited, it cannot be recited again.

In game parlance, this is global BP.

Wei Junjie took the lead and wanted to play Feihua Ling with his master.

"The bet is three glasses of wine on the table, with the title [Flower]..."

Before Wei Junjie finished speaking, the host picked up the three glasses of wine on the table and drank them all in one gulp.

"I surrender."

Wei Junjie was stunned for a moment, a little confused.

This, what is going on?

Wei Junjie quickly came to his senses, came to a conclusion in his mind, and said in deep thought,

"There are six of us. This wedding banquet is very long. Whether the poems we read are Congratulations or Feihua Ling, they cannot be used again..."

Therefore, the master would rather drink three glasses of wine than get entangled with Wei Junjie at this moment!

Just as Wei Junjie thought, his mirror ghost proposed to have a fist fight with its master, but the other party readily gave up and drank three glasses of wine.

Shan Qingyi wanted to play hut with his master, but the other party still gave in!

Everyone looked at Jiang Bai with strange expressions.

Obviously, the master has no one else in his eyes, he is just here for Jiang Bai!

Jiang Bai cleared his throat. He didn't mind the pain in his back while standing and talking, and said at the top of his voice,

"Who can drink from such a small wine glass!"

"Change to a bigger bowl!"

Behind the screen, the owner was silent for a moment, raised his right hand,

"Change."

Jiang Bai asked for a larger bowl, so his wine glass became larger, from one ounce of wine before to three ounces in volume.

Correspondingly, the owner’s bowl behind the screen has also been enlarged!

Don’t you like to drink a lot?

Don’t you like to have a drink with me?

come! Hurt each other!

Jiang Bai held a larger wine glass and said eagerly,

"I want to play tricks with you!"