Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 059 Bug level? Bug! (Fourth update)
Jiang Bai looked at his master, half-smiling but not smiling.
"Are you surprised or surprised?"
Is this a surprise?
What a surprise!
The slave who was kneeling on the ground also stood up now, showing a face that knew the current affairs.
Behind Jiang Bai, Shan Qingyi, carrying a fox fur lantern, followed.
The ghost forest outside the city is burning, but Jiang Bai, Shan Qingyi, and Wei Junjie appear outside the Du family's study.
The three of them walked into the study. Shan Qingyi held a lantern and placed it in front of Master Du.
That mask is still on Master Du's face.
Jiang Bai and others have a very clear purpose, they are here for Master Du!
"Xiaojie, come on, give him the whole job!"
Jiang Bai stepped aside, and Wei Junjie stepped forward. A paper chainsaw appeared in his hand, and he pulled it twice, making a clicking sound.
"You, what are you going to do?"
Mr. Du squirmed like a bug and wanted to retreat, but he couldn't.
What is Wei Junjie going to do?
Of course I am doing what I have always wanted to do.
"Brother Jiang, this mask is stuck to your face and you can't take it off!"
The paper chainsaw in Wei Junjie's hand sparkled, but the mask on Mr. Du's face did not move at all.
But Mr. Du's fat face kept shaking, and the fat all over his body swayed back and forth like waves.
Jiang Bai was already sitting on the main seat, picked up the tea he brought and took a sip.
"Then take the head off."
"Okay."
Wei Junjie held the electric saw and pretended to cut into his neck.
Master Du quickly wailed, "Jiang Bai! You can't do this to me!"
"Why not?"
Jiang Bai snorted coldly,
"Didn't you let me drink to my heart's content when we were playing chips before?"
Mr. Du rolled his eyes and hurriedly explained, "That drink is good for you, you have to drink more!"
Jiang Bai asked indifferently, "What are the benefits?"
Mr. Du answered truthfully, "You will die if you drink too much."
Wei Junjie:......
Jiang Bai was still tepid and asked slowly,
"Why is this a benefit?"
This time it was Mr. Du's turn to feel confused.
"Don't you want to die?"
"ah?"
I really like what Shan Qingyi said, huh?
Jiang Bai himself thought, ‘Huh? ’ Since I have a mouthpiece by my side, I won’t do it for now.
Seeing their reactions, Mr. Du bounced on the ground and stood up like a roly-poly, his eyes full of joy.
"Jiang Bai, you changed your mind, don't you want to die?"
Jiang Bai and Wei Junjie looked at each other and then at Shan Qingyi.
After hearing Master Du's words, the three of them looked a little unnatural.
Jiang Bai before, wanted to die?
Jiang Bai coughed twice and said, "Tell me everything you know first. It won't do any good if you don't pry about my affairs."
Master Du glanced at Jiang Bai suspiciously and muttered,
"No, you're the one who drank the fake shoes, and you're the one who drank the armed helicopter. You must be Jiang Bai...Why don't you want to die?"
"Tell me your business first! Pick the most important thing."
"oh oh!"
Boss Du thought for a moment and decided not to pretend anymore and to show his cards.
"Me? Strictly speaking, I am [Insect Level]!"
Insect level? !
The electric saw in Wei Junjie's hand fell, and a wet shovel appeared in his hand. Shan Qingyi slipped two short knives into his hand, and even Jiang Bai held the Overlord Gun.
As long as Boss Du makes any move, these three people will not hesitate to... escape!
Are you kidding me? Going head to head with a bug, you're crazy!
Jiang Bai looked unkind and asked, "Are you a bug?"
"right."
Jiang Bai asked again, "Why are you so weak?"
Entering this field, even Wei Junjie can easily handle Master Du.
A bug-level that has no combat power after three upgrades?
Is there something wrong somewhere?
"What's wrong with being weak? I'm immortal. Although it's useless, I'm immortal!"
Boss Du said confidently,
"The definition of insect level is not the level of combat power. The most important definition of insect level is survival!"
Jiang Bai once heard people mention the insect level. Although not many times, two key pieces of information were mentioned:
1. The insect level must be above the dragon level.
2. Being a bug means survival. No matter whether the mysterious tide comes or goes, a bug is sure to survive!
At this moment, Mr. Du looks like a scumbag, and the first rule is definitely not met.
A bug-level that only has survivability?
Mr. Du pointed at the surrounding environment, held his head high and said proudly,
"As long as I don't die, this world will not be destroyed!"
Jiang Bai couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "It's useless if this world is not destroyed, the world outside will be destroyed."
Not to mention that the world here is full of monsters and monsters, the security of this inexplicable city is very bad, and the standard of living here is directly behind Gotham.
Let's just say that Mr. Du's appearance really has nothing to do with the insect level.
"Be more careful about insect-level matters."
When Jiang Bai could directly ask the real owner, he didn't even bother to guess.
Mr. Du is very honest, and he will tell whatever Jiang Bai asks.
"I'm a wine bug..."
The wine bug is a legendary existence. It was mentioned in Pu Songling's "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" in the Qing Dynasty. It is said that it is "two inches long, moves like a swimming fish, and has mouth and eyes".
Of course, this wine worm cannot be the wine worm previously recorded in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, but is a special product of the fourth mysterious tide.
"In my master's words, my birth was just an accident. He originally wanted to create a way to quickly brew wine..."
Rumor has it that as long as the wine worm is put into water, the water will quickly turn into wine.
During the fourth mysterious tide, a top expert conducted a similar experiment and unexpectedly succeeded, harvesting a wine worm.
"The wine I make can make people drunk even at dragon level. Of course, the drunkenness won't be too strong..."
Mr. Du was happy in the first half of his life.
His daily job is to take a bath, and those fine wines are actually his bath water. Hearing this, Jiang Bai and Wei Junjie looked weird again.
Shan Qingyi was okay, all she drank was moonshine wine.
Mr. Du quickly explained,
"Wrong, wrong! The wine you drink is all stored wine from that year. The wine I made cannot be used except under special circumstances..."
Jiang Bai and Wei Junjie's expressions softened a little.
Mr. Du continued,
"Later, my master went to the outer world for some unknown reason, and was already dead when he came back. According to the plan, he was going to create an immortal body for himself, but the plan failed and only an immortal heart was left behind.
My master thought the heart was too small, so he tried to stuff as much as possible into the heart while strengthening it, and I was stuffed into it too..."
In the end, the master died, his heart was petrified, and he was half dead. Only the wine bug survived.
The surviving wine bugs claim to be insect-level, but whether the outside world recognizes them or not is another matter.
However, there are obviously more secrets in the past alley than Jiang Bai imagined.
Just being an alcoholic can lead to insect-level secrets.
Although the wine bug has acquired immortality, it does not have any combat capabilities. At most, it can only make a little poisonous liquor.
After listening to the alcoholic's self-report, Jiang Bai asked,
"Who is the drunkard at Sansheng Inn?"
They showed up at the wedding banquet because of this drunkard.
"The drunkard in Sansheng Inn is a jar of wine that turns into a ghost. It is my first bath water after becoming a bug...ah no, good wine!"
Mr. Du explained,
"According to the master's instructions, I must stay in the past lane. The past incarnation of Drunkard is also where I hide. On weekdays, I am called Drunkard and brew wine in Sansheng Inn..."
Whether Master Du's statement is true or false, several people are unable to verify it for the time being.
Jiang Bai asked the last question, which is also the question that everyone is most concerned about.
"Your master's name, whereabouts, and where is his heart?"
"The master is the master. I am a drunkard. I don't know my name. As for my whereabouts..."
Mr. Du frowned. Needless to say, he's dead!
However, Jiang Bai did have an answer to his last question.
"That heart, ignorant of all things, turned into a ghost..."
Mr. Du swallowed his saliva and said tremblingly,
"I only know that my surname is Du, and I don't know anything else."
...
(It is customary to ask for free gifts to supplement family income, thank you~)
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