Help! This savior is too stupid!

Kidnapped by a fish?

What fish? A mermaid?

Huang Tu's police phone number was registered with information such as his name, ID number, and address where he fell into the water.

Huang Tu not only told her own situation, but also helped the other three classmates call the police.

Regardless of whether he was kidnapped by a fish or not, the fact that he fell into the water was absolutely real.

After hanging up the alarm call, Huang Tu immediately thought of calling his brother.

He was raised by his older brother, so he is emotionally closer to him, and his parents work away from home all year round, so they can't help.

After figuring out the situation, Huang Yun immediately organized his thoughts.

Unlike the police, he believed in his brother unconditionally, because this matter was life-threatening. Even if it was his brother's prank, he would still find a way to help his brother out of trouble.

Because Huang Yun knew very well that he couldn't afford to lose.

If he loses, his brother may die!

Huang Yun said in a deep voice, "How much battery does your phone still have?"

"67%, uh, no, 68%."

Huang Tu explained,

"I have a power bank in my bag. The power bank has 3 cells of electricity and is 20,000 mAh."

This is good news. Huangtu's mobile phone and power bank are still usable, which means that the two parties can maintain contact at this stage.

Huang Yun continued to ask,

"What's in the bag and what's on your body?"

"Let me take a look..."

There was a sound of rummaging on the phone. In the crystal coffin, Huang Tu's movement was restricted. He had to lift the bag in front of him first, then take it out one by one, and then put it back after seeing it clearly.

"There is half a bottle of water, ID card, clothes, a box of chocolates, ahem, and a box of condoms..."

When it comes to condoms, Huang Tu is somewhat shy.

It's always embarrassing to tell your own brother about this kind of thing.

This is not the first box he has taken while traveling, but the second box.

The first box was filled with water and used as a balloon.

Huang Yun was extremely calm and asked,

"What flavor is the chocolate, and where are the condoms?"

"Chocolate is white chocolate, condom?"

Huangtu's voice rose a few degrees, and he was a little surprised. Why should condoms care about taste?

He had no choice but to turn the box out again, took a look, and said helplessly,

"original."

But, I asked myself why?

After Huang Tu finished speaking, Huang Yun spoke,

"Put your things away. How big is the crystal coffin? Look around. Are there any ventilation holes?"

"How old... I'm 1.83 meters tall and I look like 85 or 86 with shoe soles. This crystal coffin should be 2 meters long. If it's wide, it's narrower than a bed in a dormitory... There are ventilation holes!"

The bed in the dormitory of Huang Tu High School is 85 centimeters wide. According to Huang Tu's description, it feels like 60-70 centimeters.

"Okay, Tu, you have to listen carefully to what I'm going to say next."

Huang Yun spoke very slowly, word by word,

"You are now locked in a crystal coffin. The vents mean that you will not be suffocated to death. The chocolate can provide you with energy. You should have drank a lot of river water after falling into the water. There is still half a bottle of water in your hand. Just rely on These things can survive for 7-10 days at the human body's limit.

As for the condom, you have to put it away, it can be used to collect water and can also be used as chewing gum..."

"ah?!"

After listening to Huang Yun's words, Huang Tu said in surprise,

"Brother, can this thing be chewed?"

Who has nothing to eat?

Huang Yun explained, "You are now in a closed space. For you, with sufficient air, food, and water, the most important thing is to maintain your emotional stability. Chewing gum is a good way to relieve stress. ”

Huang Yun was right, even if a person didn't eat or drink, he could live for nearly 7 days.

However, only those with strong willpower and strong desire to survive can do it.

If the mind collapses before the physical limit is reached, then there will be no need to talk about anything else, and it will only press the accelerator button for one's own death.

After listening to Huang Yun's words, Huang Tu snorted and didn't seem to take it seriously.

He has a free-spirited nature and is quite optimistic. He stayed in the crystal coffin for a while. Although he was panicked at first, he thought he was not ready to chew gum.

Huang Yun continued,

"You just fell into the water, which means your body should be soaked. If the surrounding temperature is not low, take off your clothes first to avoid hypothermia."

Upon hearing this, Huang Tu immediately followed suit.

He originally had a change of clothes in his backpack, but they were all soaked and couldn't be used for the time being.

At the same time, Huang Yun continued to command,

"You open the condom box and take out one."

"elder brother!"

Huang Tu was anxious, why couldn't his brother get along with condoms?

Huang Yun said calmly,

"As I said just now, you just came out of the river. After your skin comes into contact with water, people will naturally have the urge to urinate.

You need to collect urine, and a condom is the best tool right now. "

Loess has half a bottle of water. When the water is finished, you can also use a bottle to catch it. However, the bottle is still filled with water, so you can only use another tool.

There is no problem with Huang Yun's command. In this case, the urine needs to be collected.

First, creating a cleaner and tidier living environment for Huang Tu will help him survive in the crystal coffin.

Secondly, when necessary, water recycling can give loess a chance to create miracles of life.

Of course Huang Tu understood this, but he couldn't accept it emotionally.

Huang Tu said timidly,

"I peed in the river..."

Huang Yun:......

No matter who encounters this for the first time, it is normal to be scared and pee in the pants.

"Brother, you have to keep it a secret for me!"

Huang Tu emphasized,

"If this is leaked, I will be too ashamed to see anyone!"

"I know...I have a call here, it seems to be from the police station."

Huang Yun frowned and looked at his phone. His brother's emergency contact has always been him.

If the police station finds something wrong, they will contact Huang Yun as soon as possible.

"Are you calm now?"

"Calm down!"

Huang Tu said solemnly,

"I even want to post it on WeChat Moments."

"Don't post it on WeChat Moments."

Huang Yun paused,

"Just post it on Douyin..."

He felt that if what his brother encountered was true, it would be too strange.

With his ability alone, it would be difficult to rescue his brother from a distance.

The most Huang Yun could do was to calm Huang Tu down and increase his chances of survival.

Other things still require external forces.

Perhaps, making a big fuss is a better choice.

Huang Yun believes that there is always someone who knows what his brother has experienced.

"Go post on Douyin."

Huang Yun ordered,

"I'll talk to the police station first."

"Okay... Wait!"

Before hanging up the phone, Huang Tu hurriedly called his brother, the boy's voice trembling slightly,

"Brother, will you save me?"

Without any hesitation, Huang Yun nodded and said,

"Definitely!"