Help! This savior is too stupid!

Some people want to get promoted, and some people want to open a banquet.

Master Jiang, who had been busy for most of the day, took Gui Tiandi, Wei Junjie and others to find a noodle shop on the roadside.

"Three bowls of noodles, one bowl of ban noodles, one bowl of thin noodles, and one bowl of shaved noodles. Don't use chopped green onions for the ban noodles. Blanch the thin noodles for a longer time. Add more chili for the shredded noodles. A large bowl for the flat noodles and a small bowl for the thin noodles. The bowls are all filled with beef. Are you eating it here? Is there any garlic?”

Noodle shop boy:? ? ?

After thinking for a few seconds, the waiter shouted to the kitchen,

"One bowl each of flat noodles, thin noodles, and noodles, all with beef!"

This time, it was Jiang Bai's turn to raise a question mark.

The waiter smiled apologetically and said, "The cook has practiced. He can hear what you say."

After sitting down, Jiang Bai looked at Wei Junjie and Emperor Gui Tian,

"What do you want to eat?"

Ghost Emperor:? ? ?

"Just kidding, I ordered it for you."

Jiang Bai yawned and looked a little tired. Don't deal with these Ksitigarbhas. They were running back and forth in the pure land outside the territory, and they were finally sent away.

Before he became the Emperor of Heaven, Jiang Bai already felt tired. After you really become the Emperor of Heaven, what's the point?

After learning about the cultivation of the divine system from the First Ksitigarbha, although Jiang Bai's path forward became much clearer, the mystery did not diminish.

Is the divine system really the answer to everything?

Not necessarily?

All the disasters that the world suffers originate from the mysterious tide, and the power of the gods is also part of the mysterious tide. Using the power of the mysterious tide to solve the mysterious tide is like a person trying to escape gravity with his own head.

What four Sequence Zeros cannot do, can one more Divine Sequence Zero do it?

What is above the sequence that Scarface has been talking about?

"Under the sequence, everything is false..."

Jiang Bai was so absorbed in thinking that he actually ignored the surrounding environment.

For him, Tangdu was absolutely safe after Emperor Jie Tian regained consciousness.

Emperor Kongtian's departure caused a chain reaction that caused Emperor Wutian to also leave the Pure Land. The Pure Land was not a threat to Jiang Bai.

When the Pure Land is in danger, Emperor Wu Tian is his teammate.

When the Pure Land is not in danger, Emperor Wu Tian is the greatest danger.

When Jiang Bai came to his senses, a bowl of noodles was already placed in front of him, but the hand holding the noodles was extremely old, like a withered old vine.

Jiang Bai suddenly raised his head and saw an old man holding two bowls, and the people around him had disappeared without knowing it!

Before Guitian Emperor even reacted, Jiang Bai had already disappeared!

Fortunately, this happened enough times that Emperor Gui Tian could still remain calm.

There is only one answer for the entire Pure Land that can put Jiang Bai into the realm without knowing it:

King of men.

Wasn't he unconscious?

"Gu... Gu is so lonely, I am Goujiao. I am used to pretending to be a brat with them, so I am who I am."

The Human King grinned, put down the two bowls, and sat across from Jiang Bai.

In front of Jiang Bai, he does not need to call himself alone.

The Human King pushed a bowl of noodles in front of Jiang Bai.

"Get in the car and make dumplings and get off the noodles. I'll treat you to this bowl of noodles to celebrate your return, even though it's a little late."

I don’t know whether the Human King disliked Jiang Bai for coming back too late, or whether this bowl of noodles was too late.

Jiang Bai sniffed, the aroma of hot noodles penetrated his nostrils, and looked forward.

"Your bowl looks better."

In front of the human king, there was a bowl of dumplings.

Dumplings on the bus, noodles on the bus.

Jiang Bai was coming back, so he ate noodles. The King of Humans was about to leave, so he ate dumplings.

"If you still have the ability, you can try to steal this bowl of dumplings."

The Human King took out two chopsticks, put them together, tapped them on the table, picked up a dumpling, and put it directly into his mouth without blowing hot air.

He chewed the food very slowly and vigorously. As he chewed, his cheeks did not shake much, but revealed something strange.

The human king seemed not to be eating, but to be engaged in a life-and-death battle.

As he swallowed the dumpling, there was no doubt that the old man had won the battle and couldn't wait to start the next one.

"I said, if you eat slowly, you won't be afraid of getting esophageal cancer if you burn it."

Although Jiang Bai is greedy for dumplings, he will not fight with the king over a bowl of dumplings.

The Human King put another dumpling into his belly and said calmly,

"I have health insurance."

Jiang Bai:......

In front of Jiang Bai, the King of People quickly ate up a bowl of dumplings, not even the soup was left. After finishing the dumplings, he remembered that he had not dipped in vinegar, picked up the vinegar bottle, poured two mouthfuls into his mouth, and swallowed. After swallowing it, it can be considered to be mixed evenly in the stomach.

"You must have a lot of questions to ask."

The Human King wiped his mouth clean and said,

"Ask, there's nothing you can't know."

Jiang Bai does have questions to ask.

"I can understand the dumplings on the bus and the noodles on the bus...just..."

Jiang Bai looked at the food in his bowl and wondered,

“You’ve never heard of a place where you can eat instant noodles, right?”

It’s not easy to catch the wind. You have a whole bowl of instant noodles and you still put the dumplings on it. This is so inappropriate...

Jiang Bai lifted the instant noodle bowl and found the production date on the bottom.

"Look! It's from 1,200 years ago, and it's been expired for who knows how long!"

"Let me see."

The King of Humans poked his head out and saw the production date label. He stretched out his hand and touched it with his finger, and that layer of label was erased by him.

The Human King said seriously,

"It's not expired now."

Jiang Bai:......

If you erase the production date, it won’t expire, right?

How can you do such an immoral thing?

Holding the instant noodles from 1,200 years ago, Jiang Bai hesitated for a moment and chose to show off a few bites.

He had seen it, it was from a big brand, Master Kong, no problem.

It is definitely impossible for serious instant noodles to be preserved for 1,200 years, let alone to be so fragrant. Besides, Jiang Bai has been sublimated three times now, and even a stone can dazzle him with two mouthfuls, so there is nothing to fear about expired instant noodles.

As long as it's not a copycat, Jiang Bai can accept it!

Three strokes and five divided by two, after finishing showing off the instant noodles, Jiang Bai burped and felt satisfied.

"It would be nice to have one more egg."

"Don't tell me, this instant noodles has been stored for 1,200 years. The taste is really different. It feels more fragrant than the instant noodles I have eaten before. There is nothing different about it. You can try it when you have time."

"It's definitely different from the usual instant noodles."

With that said, the King of Ren took out a napkin and gently wiped it on the instant noodle bowl.

Master Kang instantly became Shuaifu Kang.

Jiang Bai:......

Bai, furious!

"King of men, you!"

The Human King calmed down Jiang Bai, who was on the verge of going berserk, with just one sentence.

"This bowl of noodles was something you invited me to eat more than 1,200 years ago."

Jiang Bai:......

"I haven't woken up from my fourth mysterious tide!"

"Jiang Bai of the Fourth Mysterious Tide is a fake! Everything he does has nothing to do with me!"

Jiang Bai, who knew he was in the wrong and was incompetent and furious, was still arrogant.

"How could I possibly eat the mask! How could it be possible!"

The shoes are fake and the raincoat is a high imitation. Jiang Bai can accept these. Jiang Bai has always attached great importance to food safety, okay?

To take a step back, even if he was careless and bought a fake product, Jiang Bai would be at a loss for himself and forget about eating the noodles. How could he bring the King of Humans to eat with him? !

"Actually, if this matter really breaks down, I don't think you should blame the boss who sold you the mask..."

The Human King recalled the past and said seriously,

"After all, you are also using fake Hades coins."