Help! This savior is too stupid!

Wearing a safety helmet, of course, you have to pay attention to safety.

When Jiang Bai met Yi Xun at school, he took a book from him, and when he passed by the Yinsha Secret Tomb, he grabbed a handful of sand.

The old Beast King plucked a feather from his body, pried off a brick at the juncture of Qin and Han, and got a helmet from Nangong Xinxin.

Along the way, Jiang Bai didn't see many people and spoke very little. Most of the time, others talked and Jiang Bai listened.

Based on what Jiang Bai saw and heard along the way...

If we say how good the Pure Land is, it is not that good.

Outside the survival base, there are secret graves everywhere. Although ordinary people in the survival base have a stutter, it is not difficult to live, but they cannot live just for the sake of living. It is a bit difficult to live well.

Strange beasts fight against humans, living creatures fight against ghosts, extraordinary people fight against secret tombs, top experts fight against the forbidden land of death...

It seems like everything is in struggle, intense, easing, short-term, long-term.

But it’s hard to say how bad the Pure Land is.

The strong protects the weak, there are not many rules, but there are some, and there are not many fairness, but there are some.

Nangong Xingxin mentioned when chatting with Jiang Bai that if a transcendent does too much evil, he will disappear soon. As for how he died, no one knows, as if there is an invisible hand...

Come on, Jiang Bai knows who did it.

If Secretary Huang and others are allowed to come to the stage, they will easily become the target of public criticism and affect the overall situation. Their first task is to lurk and wait for the opportunity. Within their own capabilities, they can only do this.

The world is difficult, the night is long, the wind is like a knife, and the rain is like a waterfall. They are walking hard on this dark road, and they have to light a lamp to illuminate the surroundings as much as possible...

Jiang Bai did see a lot of shortcomings, but he couldn't blame anything, because standing and talking didn't hurt his back. When he said these sarcastic words and accused others of their faults, what did he do?

Lying there for 1,200 years?

On the other hand, Jiang Bai also saw many things he did well, so he stopped boasting and saved them from being proud.

Darkness and light will never exist in isolation. If a person has been shrouded in darkness since birth and has never known the existence of light, then light and darkness will make no difference to her.

Thinking of this, Jiang Bai, who was heading to Sansheng Inn, suddenly thought of someone.

Jiang Bai hesitated for a moment and did not change direction.

"It's better to go to Sansheng Inn first."

He was not sure whether he could find Qingming Street. Even if he could find it, he would have to go to Sansheng Inn first.

Sansheng Inn is still the same.

The person who protects them has changed from the past lane to the Ghost Heaven Emperor. It was originally an epic level weakening. Everyone in the Sansheng Inn feels that the future will be bleak.

Who would have thought that the Ghost Emperor didn't know what he found in the past alley, and actually tricked many ghosts and gods to death!

Now, the reputation of Sansheng Inn has become great, and it feels safer in this dangerous situation.

The housekeeper knew in advance that Jiang Bai was coming, so Liu's mother prepared a table of wine and food. The wine was naturally the good wine left by the drunkard, the food was the chef's specialty, and the ingredients were all cooked to order on their way to Huangquan.

During this period, the head of the hall is watching everyone's every move. If anyone has any suspicious behavior, he will record it immediately and find an opportunity to tell his boss!

So, before the banquet started, everyone drove the head of the table to a corner and sat at the table with the dog.

Anyway, he is just a piece of wood and doesn’t need to eat.

As soon as Jiang Bai entered the door, he saw that there was only one empty seat left on the long table, and he was waiting for him to open the banquet.

Jiang Bai took off his helmet and put it aside.

"What are you drinking today?"

The housekeeper asked tentatively, "Laojiao?"

"It's too strong, it's just a flower."

Jiang Bai said seriously,

"Get some flower wine."

this...

Everyone looked at each other, and Mother Liu said in embarrassment,

"There was someone doing this business in the Sansheng Inn before, but it had nothing to do with us. Besides, it's gone now. They all moved to the ghost world outside the territory..."

"On the contrary, Mother Cao has written to me these days, saying that business is not easy to do there, and asking if we can come here for cross-border development."

Jiang Bai:......

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Hongyi, who had covered the table, and reminded him in a low voice, "There are children here..."

Jiang Bai doesn't like to hear this, who is not a child!

"You have misunderstood me. I mean, drink some light, flower-brewed wine!"

Jiang Bai was furious and said bluntly,

"Is there any osmanthus wine?"

Are you talking about this flower wine? Hi! I thought you were going to drink flower wine! It turned out to be drinking flower wine!

A misunderstanding.

The housekeeper took Mother Liu to move the wine, and at the same time changed a set of wine sets for everyone, replacing them with ancient white porcelain wine bottles.

Mr. Cai, who is in charge of money, did not forget to introduce, "This wine bottle is an antique carefully selected by the owner and bought at a huge price. It can be traced back to the Tang and Song Dynasties..."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the audience was shocked, and felt that the wine in the jug became sweeter and sweeter.

Only Shan Hongyi, who couldn't drink, raised the jug, looked at the bottom of the jug, and read word by word,

"Microwave safe..."

Sometimes, sincerity is the key.

Shan Hongyi's words immediately brought the newly enlivened atmosphere to a freezing point.

Shan Hongyi looked at Jiang Bai and asked curiously,

"Microwave oven...Brother Jiang Bai, was there a microwave oven during the Tang and Song Dynasties?"

Jiang Bai replied with a smile on his face without blushing,

"I wasn't born during the Tang and Song Dynasties, so I don't know much about things back then. However, in ancient times, many novels mentioned that microwave ovens during the Tang and Song Dynasties..."

Everyone:? ? ?

Really? We read a lot, don’t lie to us!

Wei Junjie, who had no sense of presence at the corner of the long table, muttered in a low voice,

"That's not a novel, it's an Internet article..."

Time-travel novels, a traditional theme of ancient online literature, specifically refer to the ancient times when time-travelers return to ancient times and rely on ancient knowledge to reduce dimensionality to attack ancient people.

Traveling back in time to the Tang and Song Dynasties, it is not a strange thing to click on all the technology points and rub the microwave oven with your hands.

Jiang Bai's situation can only be seen through online articles.

Wei Junjie secretly thought, fortunately, Jiang Bai has never read modern online articles, such as "Rebirth of the Sky Emperor", "Wu Tiandi: How Lonely Is Invincible", "Pure Land Joke Collection"...

During the fourth mysterious tide, what other "Damn Han Chan", "My Seven Days of Love with Han Chan", and "10086 Ways to Kill Han Chan (Destroy Edition)" (Note: The author of this book has been killed by Han Chan Kill), "10086 Ways to Kill Hancicada II" (Note: The author of this book has been killed by Hancicada)...

That is to say, Jiang Bai is quite busy during this period. Whenever he has time to read online articles, it will surely open his eyes.

Eating hot pot, singing songs, and drinking flower wine, Jiang Bai always felt that there was something missing.

"Hong Yi, I'll go see your sister when you have time."

Shan Hongyi:? ? ? Do I want more brothers-in-law? !

Wait, how to calculate the previous IOU?

If Jiang Bai becomes his brother-in-law, does he not have to pay back the IOU he wrote to Jiang Bai? !

"I'm free now."

Shan Hongyi said curiously,

"There is a time in the past lane during the Qingming Festival. You can talk to people on Qingming Street. I make video calls with my sister every day."

"oh?"

Jiang Bai picked up the wine bottle and stood up.

"I'm going to relieve myself."

"Brother Jiang Bai, you're going in the wrong direction. That's the past alley, not the toilet..."

The housekeeper blocked Shan Hongyi's sight with a chicken leg and said seriously,

"It's convenient for me, boss, so I don't have to go to the toilet."

Shan Hongyi:......

"This is not very civilized..."

"Well, my boss is not civilized."

After the fake antiques, Jiang Bai was inexplicably blamed for being uncivilized.

But right now, he has more important things to do.

Entering the past alley, adjusting the time, and arriving at the Qingming Festival, a rain curtain appeared in front of Jiang Bai's eyes. Streets and figures appeared in the rain curtain, but he was in two worlds and could only shout from a distance.

Across the rain curtain, Jiang Bai looked out and asked curiously,

"What are you doing?"

On the street, Shan Qingyi held a knife in one hand, the blade flying, cutting the enemies around him smoothly, and the blood splashed was denser than rain.

Shan Qingyi, who had killed countless people, his eyes were not dry at all.

Hearing Jiang Bai's voice, Shan Qingyi took some time out of her busy schedule to reply,

"Shopping!"

As she spoke, she chopped off the head of the person in front of her with one knife. The blood flew and sprayed into mist in the rain, giving it a bloody romance.

After entering the forbidden area of ​​death, Shan Qingyi circled back and forth on the street, killing from one end to the other, and then back to the other.

This is not shopping, so what is it?

After answering Jiang Bai's question, Shan Qingyi opened her eyes, raised her eyebrows, and asked,

"What are you doing?"

"I?"

Jiang Bai smiled, raised the wine bottle in his hand, took a sip of osmanthus wine, and said proudly,

"Drinking flower wine!"

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