Help! This savior is too stupid!

The first god general was anxious, Xue Ye smiled.

Although he didn't know who the master of the first divine general was, seeing the first divine general in such a hurry made Xue Ye happy.

Smiling and laughing, he seemed to be choked by the wind and began to cough. The coughing became worse...

"Cough cough cough..."

Xue Ye covered his mouth with his hands, bright red blood seeping out from between his fingers. Under the dazzling bright red light, his face looked paler.

After coughing for a moment, Xue Ye finally stopped and let out a long breath, as if he was surviving a disaster.

The first divine general stood beside him with a gloomy expression and said nothing.

"I won't be afraid of making fun of you if I tell you. I will be very happy when I know that Han Chan will come back."

Xue Ye said with a smile,

"I just thought that when Han Chan comes back, he will definitely make a big noise. Maybe there will be a decisive battle with us from outside the territory, and my death will be more valuable."

“Death early and death late is death.”

"I died very late. Even if I retreat from this position, I won't be able to survive. It's better to die more vigorously. I'm not greedy. Killing a dragon level or above is enough for me."

"It's quite selfish to think like this. How many people's blood will be shed for my own name, but I am a selfish person to begin with..."

Xue Ye doesn't talk much on weekdays, but this time he may have entered a stage where people are about to die and their words are good, so he talked a lot.

Xue Ye suddenly stopped, looked at the first divine general, and asked curiously,

"Youngest, don't you have anything to say to me?"

The First God General nodded, "Yes."

Xue Ye urged,

"Then tell me quickly, I'm recording!"

The first god general said with a sad face,

"Next time you pretend to be dying and cough up blood, it's best to use real blood. The syrup you used is too sweet and the fishy smell is too deliberate. Also, don't use plastic bags to put the blood packs in. It's easy to spit them out. Revealing…”

Xue Ye, an upright guy, is not honest either!

It seems that no matter who it is, they can't come into contact with Han Chan, and they will easily go astray.

After finding fault with Xue Ye, the First God General turned around and left, not giving the drama queen any chance to continue his drama.

When the first god general walked away, Xue Ye still had a smile on his face, with blood still remaining on the corners of his mouth. He was smiling very happily, and the syrup in his mouth was particularly sweet.

He opened his palms, and there was a pool of black blood in his palms, which exuded a foul odor.

Xue Ye closed her eyes, and there was not much time left for him.

Fortunately, the time between the outer world and the pure land... is not long.

"You still have time..."

After the First God General separated from Xue Ye, he went deep underground.

Underground in the Pure Land, there is a different cave.

The mysterious tide has had many impacts, and the creatures living underground have also joined in the glorious evolution. The underground environment is so harsh that ordinary people have no way to survive.

But the extraordinary can.

Therefore, some special places are specially built underground and guarded by extraordinary beings, making them both hidden and safe.

The place where the First God will come is a cold storage where many precious materials are stored.

After passing all the verifications, the first general came to the last warehouse manager and stated his needs.

"A sequence ability that ranks among the top ten in the human family, the kind that can be sublimated to the extreme at any time. The stronger, the better. This is my teacher's signature authorization."

After speaking, the First God will take out a document and hand it to the other party.

The warehouse manager is a gray-haired old man wearing heavy reading glasses. In the extremely cold cold storage, he only wore short sleeves and flowery pants, which shows his extraordinary strength.

The old man took the document and stared at the word "Loess" at the signature for a long time. After confirming it repeatedly, he spoke.

"Young man, your signature is getting more and more real, I almost didn't notice it!"

The First God General was unmoved and said bluntly,

"If you think the signature is fake, you can go to my teacher to confirm."

The matter of forging signatures was originally taught to him by his teacher.

Secretary Huang taught in great detail, speaking from experience. Obviously, he does this kind of thing a lot:

"When signing for a leader, you must think clearly about how to get the leader to agree to sign. As long as he admits it when others bring the signature document to him, the name signed by him is genuine.

If this document is a great contribution, even if he does not know the contents of the document beforehand, if you ask him afterwards, for this credit, he will admit that it is his signature, because it will benefit him without any harm.

What's more, most of the time, people don't check the authenticity of the signature at all. They don't even check whether the signature is signed. The most important thing is the momentum!

Especially the moment you take out the document, you must be confident that what you are holding is the real document!

Tell the other party, ‘This document has XXX’s signature. If you don’t believe it, you can go find it with the document. ’, you can probably fool the other party. "

Secretary Huang gave other examples,

"For example, if you show a criminal the document of his acquittal and say that it is a document signed by the prison warden, it has legal effect and allows the criminal to be acquitted immediately. Even if the criminal does not believe it in his heart, he will accompany you through the scene. After the play, because he longed for freedom, it would be to his advantage to admit that the document was genuine.

In the final analysis, the technical work of counterfeiting signatures will either benefit the signer or the recipient of the document, and things will be much easier to handle.

Documents are just a step, a lubricant. Only when both parties have a step and a lubricant can they be brought together to cooperate. The real driving force is interests..."

Relying on this method, the First God General can be said to be invincible in the Pure Land, and can pull out a pile of documents anytime and anywhere.

Of course, when he first came into contact with this evil way, the First God General also had some concerns of his own, unlike now when he was familiar with it and acted recklessly.

Secretary Huang answered all the concerns of the First God General:

"Teacher, what should I do if I sign the wrong name?"

"It depends on the situation. The deputy director once signed the wrong name for the director, which almost caused a disaster. Fortunately, he changed the director's ID name in time, and the signature on the document had legal effect, so he made up for it.

Teacher, if I signed the wrong name... I didn't sign the wrong name.

As for you, if you sign someone else's name wrong, don't panic. Just insist that it was someone else's mistake and it has nothing to do with you. When doing this kind of thing, the most important thing is to deceive yourself first. Only when you believe it yourself can others believe it!"

"Teacher, what if the method of counterfeiting signatures doesn't work?"

"What else can I do? I'm shameless. I'll do it."

When interests can't drive the other party's behavior, you should take action, actively stimulate the other party's instinct to seek good fortune and avoid danger, get along with the other party, and finally reach a consensus.

The teacher's teachings are right in front of him. The First God General firmly believes that the warehouse manager in front of him can't contact his teacher, let alone verify the authenticity of the signature, so he can only bring what he wants as required.

Seeing the First God General being so confident, the old man knew that even if he pursued it, there was nothing he could do. Even if he contacted Secretary Huang, the other party would most likely admit that it was his signature.

He had experienced many such things and was too lazy to bother with these unruly guys.

The warehouse manager walked into the cold storage and chattered,

"There are not many abilities that can be sublimated to the extreme among the top ten of the human system."

"Let me see... Renjian, Renjie, and Renshu have all been sublimated to the extreme... The human system sequence 004 is out of stock. I'll ask your master to make up for it quickly..."

As he said, the warehouse manager took out an ice box from the cold storage and placed it in front of the First God General,

"Sign for it."

The First God General signed his name casually:

Mumumumu.

Yes, he has a very postmodern name, and therefore Xue Ye called him the youngest.

After signing, the First God General looked down at the ice box. A finger bone was sealed in the ice. As long as the finger bone was taken out and placed in the body, he could master this sequence ability.

Secretary Huang is the executor of a certain plan. Once Jiang Bai has an accident, Secretary Huang needs to be the first substitute.

As a substitute, Secretary Huang also has his own substitute, the successor he trained - the First God General.

The First God General has the same characteristics as Secretary Huang. He can also accommodate the sequence ability of others, but the First God General himself has some cultivation talent, which can be regarded as an enhanced class Secretary Huang.

Before, when the First God General discussed this issue with Xue Ye, the First God General's attitude was very tough.

Looking at the finger bones in front of him, the First God General weighed it and thought it should be enough.

Human system, sequence five, human leader.