Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 417 What the Hell
The old man looked at the will-o'-the-wisp, then at the ghost coin in front of him, and fell into a brief silence.
Emperor Guitian was a little surprised, what, too little?
Isn't this appropriate?
When Emperor Guitian was going through his wallet to add money, the old man actually took the Ming coins and actually walked to the stall on the corner. It seemed that he really planned to buy two lollipops.
The hawker warmly entertained the old man. Seeing that the transaction was about to be successful, the old man said something again. The hawker's expression fell and he seemed a little unhappy.
Emperor Guitian stretched his neck, paying attention to the old man's every move, and was somewhat curious about how things would develop.
After several negotiations, the old man actually came back with two lollipops, but he didn't spend a penny of the ghost coins in his hand.
Emperor Guitian was overjoyed, "My face is so valuable now?!"
Can everyone get free lollipops? !
The old man handed the lollipop to Emperor Guitian and said quietly,
"Originally, one ghost coin was enough, but the price of reporting the name of the Ghost Emperor has increased, and there is not enough money."
Emperor Guitian didn't change his expression and didn't panic at all. He took a lollipop first, started chattering, and asked curiously,
"Then how did you buy it?"
The old man said quietly, "I said that I had a grudge against the Ghost Emperor and that I was here to kill him, so he gave it to me for free."
Ghost Emperor:? ? ? That’s okay too!
Learned, learned!
Emperor Guitian asked curiously, "Do you know Emperor Guitian?"
This time, the old man seemed to be deep in thought and didn't make any sound for a long time. Emperor Guitian even suspected that he was asleep.
The old man finally sighed and replied truthfully, "I don't know."
"It's okay if you don't know him. I mean, it's a good thing you don't know that ghost emperor!"
The will-o'-the-wisp swayed, and the Ghost God Emperor said with bluffs and threats,
"Let me tell you, the Ghost Emperor is the head of the Heavenly Emperor. He is majestic and fierce. He fights fiercely with the heroes outside the territory. He is alone and holds down two insect-level experts. After that, the Four Heavenly Emperors join forces to kill the Ancient Emperor. Ancient Emperor, you know Well, the head of the Ten Emperors..."
Ancient Emperor?
Hearing this name, the old man's mood fluctuated obviously, and Emperor Gui Tian felt clear hatred from it!
Emperor Guitian's eyes lit up, "Why, you also have a grudge against this old guy, the Ancient Emperor?"
"Immortal hatred!"
The old man said fiercely, "If I hadn't been harmed by the ancient emperor, I would never have fallen to this point..."
Seeing that the old man's expression was twisted and filled with hatred, and he wished he could eat the ancient emperor alive, Emperor Guitian quickly comforted him,
"It's okay. The ancient emperor is also dead. One life pays for another. The past is in the past. Don't take it to heart. Things in life actually have nothing to do with death..."
The old man looked at Emperor Guitian with a strange look, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.
Emperor Guitian changed the subject,
"Although the ancient emperor is not a thing, he is dead. Speaking of which, this ghost emperor is the head of the emperors..."
The old man interrupted coldly, "Didn't you say before that you were the head of the Emperor of Heaven?"
"Ah, did I say that?"
It's not easy to meet a ghost who doesn't know Guitian Emperor. Guitian Emperor wants to wear a vest and praise himself more!
He had an idea and said,
"You heard it wrong. I mean, the life span of heaven and earth is the same. That is to say, if we eat this lollipop, we can live as long as heaven and earth... Lao Deng, your ears are not very good."
The old man still looked like he was dying, looking at Emperor Gui Tian coldly, wondering whether he had succeeded in fooling him.
Seeing that the old man didn't seem to believe it, Emperor Gui Tian had no choice but to make a big move.
"Look at how I look like a Heavenly Emperor! Tell me, have you ever seen such a weak Heavenly Emperor?!"
Having said this, Will-o'-the-Wisp puffed up his chest proudly.
This time, the old man nodded slowly and agreed with Emperor Gui Tian's statement, "I have indeed never seen it."
"That's it!"
Seeing that the fool was over, Guitian Emperor continued to praise Guitian Emperor, making the legendary head of the Emperor of Heaven so awesome.
Like, the owner of the burial place is also the anonymous disciple of the Ghost Emperor. What else, even if the ancient emperor turns into a ghost, he is not the enemy of the Ghost Emperor. Another example is that in a desperate situation, only the Ghost Emperor can be seen...
Anyway, no matter how awesome you are!
Even if this cowhide is exposed in the future, it will be fine if Emperor Guitian refuses to admit it!
Strange to say, the old man didn't feel annoyed or refuted when Emperor Guitian said this. Instead, he nodded from time to time and responded twice. Although he had a bit of a yin and yang attitude, Emperor Guitian was satisfied with such a response. .
After blowing the cowhide and eating the lollipop, Emperor Guitian asked curiously,
"By the way, why did he give you two lollipops for free and not charge a penny?"
Has this hawker finally been influenced by the great Ghost Emperor?
The old man replied dully, "Oh, he said it was counterfeit money."
Ghost Emperor:.......
"Let me just say Han Chan has nothing real in his hands!"
The old man repeated the keyword, "Hanging?"
"A second-rate dealer, a copycat supplier... just in time, old man, you are new here, I will take you around Fengdu and introduce you to Fengdu..."
Without any explanation, Emperor Guitian led the old man to stroll around Fengdu and complete today's safety inspection.
"Old man, that guy who sold lollipops before actually knows kung fu. You know, he can beat dragons and above like insects!"
"This dog sells meat. If the ghost eats it, it will be the same as eating meat when he was alive. In fact, it is of no use. He specializes in nostalgia..."
Emperor Guitian looked at the butcher shop and pinched several pieces of meat with his hands.
"Doghead, why are you adding water?!"
The butcher rolled his eyes,
"Can you have a bit of vision? Is this ordinary water? Is it the Yellow Spring Water?"
"Besides, I don't sell meat by weight, why do you care what I add!"
Ghost Emperor was anxious, "Watch your attitude, do you still want the tribute certificate!"
"Do you believe that I will move the butcher shop outside the city tomorrow!"
"Outside the city is also under my control!"
"..."
After the quarrel at the butcher shop, Ghost Emperor came to another vendor and exclaimed,
"Why are you using a ghost scale?"
"First, this is a ghost market, and second, I am a ghost. I don't use a ghost scale, but a human scale?!"
"..."
The old man followed Ghost Emperor and looked at the scenes in front of him. He was very surprised. Ghost Emperor's daily life seemed to be trivial.
Thinking of this, the old man looked up at the black sun above his head again, and his expression became more puzzled.
He could feel that the black sun over Fengdu had something, but... not much.
If this was the trump card of the Pure Land when it was in desperate situation, then it could only be said that the Pure Land was like this.
After taking the old man around Fengdu for a long time, the Ghost Emperor was satisfied and returned to the bench.
On the bench, there was a bespectacled ghost reading a newspaper, writing and drawing in a small notebook from time to time.
The Ghost Emperor walked to his side and cleared his throat, "Squeeze to the side."
The bench was so big, and the Ghost Emperor insisted on sitting where he sat.
The bespectacled ghost glanced at the Ghost Emperor, and as usual, he sat one space to the side to make room for the Ghost Emperor.
Then, the bespectacled ghost saw the old man following the Ghost Emperor.
"What's your expression?"
The Ghost Emperor asked curiously,
"Why do you look like you saw a ghost?"
And the newspaper in the hands of the bespectacled ghost kept pouring out three words at this moment,
"See a ghost... See a ghost... See a ghost..."
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