Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 087 Stupid
Jiang Bai: ? ? ?
"Li Fengxia!"
Jiang Bai roared, swept away the evil spirit with a gun, and then rushed out and stabbed the Starlight Hall Master.
While attacking, Jiang Bai cursed,
"What the hell do you mean?!"
We have been classmates for more than a thousand years, and you mentioned the fake shoes as soon as we met?
Isn't that too disrespectful? !
Don't I, Jiang Bai, have any face?
Thinking of this, Jiang Bai held two guns, the starlight burst, and the momentum was even stronger. He attacked the Starlight Hall Master again.
Starlight Hall Master: ? ? ?
He snorted coldly, parried all of Jiang Bai's attacks, and said coldly,
"It's not me who said you wore fake shoes, why are you so anxious with me!"
Although he was on guard, the Starlight Hall Master was obviously not feeling well.
He had calculated everything, but he didn't expect that the owner of the Silver Sand Secret Tomb actually knew Jiang Bai, and he didn't expect that the first thing the other party did after showing up was not to kill Jiang Bai!
As the incidents happened one after another, the Starlight Hall Master's calm heart actually felt a little flustered.
But he quickly regained his composure. He had been preparing for this day for too long, and even his own children had to die...
As long as he followed the method that person taught him, he would succeed, seize the Silver Sand Secret Tomb, ascend to the sky, and achieve the status of a god.
Thinking of his complete plan, the Starlight Hall Master regained his composure and regained the feeling that everything was under control.
"Urgent!"
Jiang Bai stabbed three times in a row, breaking through several layers of defense, but he was still not satisfied, so he simply combined the two gun barrels into one and held it in his hand.
The starlight on his body began to burn, emitting a green flame.
The moment he saw the flame, the Starlight Hall Master finally became serious. He had never seen this method of using starlight before. It looked like a method in ancient books, and the efficiency seemed to be higher...
Jiang Bai, holding a spear, was like an ancient beast awakening, exuding a dangerous aura all over his body, ancient, vicissitudes, and brutality...
In an instant, the world was filled with killing!
Since Zhao Zilong's generation, people who use guns have a special BUFF, called: furious!
Only when you are extremely angry can you activate this rampage state, for example: Yun furious, killing seven people in and out of Changbanpo...
This BUFF was also called "unparalleled" by later generations!
After burning the starlight and activating the unparalleled, Jiang Bai rushed up again without any hesitation, and was determined to die with the Starlight Hall Master!
Wei Junjie on the side was stunned!
"Hiss...I'm really anxious..."
Obviously, the fake shoes incident was a big stimulus to Jiang Bai.
Jiang Bai ran away without suspense in extreme anger.
Seeing that Jiang Bai showed signs of killing everyone present, Wei Junjie began to consider whether he should run away.
The owner of the Silver Sand Secret Tomb stood there, reciting three words,
"Li Fengxia..."
He showed a confused look, is this his name?
Why can't he remember it?
Why is this name asymmetrical?
It's just a name, no matter what the name is, he is himself...
The owner of the secret tomb no longer entangled with this problem.
He had more important problems to entangle.
The gravel was overwhelming, and the owner of the Silver Sand Secret Tomb suddenly appeared in the air. Jiang Bai and the Starlight Hall Master, who were fighting together, were forcibly separated.
The owner of the secret tomb did not look at the Starlight Hall Master, but looked at Jiang Bai and asked seriously,
"Why do you wear a fake shoe and a real shoe?"
Why do you mention the fake shoes? !
Faced with a question that spanned a thousand years, Jiang Bai fell silent.
Not only was he silent, but everyone present, all the powerful people watching, were silenced by this question.
Is this really something a human can do?
Even the Starlight Hall Master looked at Jiang Bai. As an enemy, he had to admit that he was curious about the answer to this question.
Jiang Bai's silence was particularly awkward.
He had imagined countless scenes of reuniting with old friends, with tears in his eyes, fighting, turning against each other, hugging and crying...
Thousands of years have passed, things have changed, and anything can happen.
Jiang Bai thought that he was fully prepared and could accept any outcome.
The only thing Jiang Bai didn't think about was that he would discuss the topic of fake shoes after reuniting with his old classmates from 1,200 years ago.
Who would have thought of this!
Obviously, Jiang Bai's operation of one fake shoe and one real shoe left a great trauma to Li Fengxia's young mind.
He, how could he wear shoes like this!
How dare he wear shoes like this!
If it were someone else, Li Fengxia, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, would find a way to make the other party reform.
But there is a small problem with Jiang Bai. Li Fengxia can't beat Jiang Bai.
Jiang Bai, who beat up everyone on the first day of school and then regularly challenged everyone to fights, could subdue Li Fengxia with one hand.
Martial arts didn't work, so he tried civil arts?
That would be even worse...
Li Fengxia was a serious, methodical person. As for Jiang Bai, everyone knew that he was a loser...
When Li Fengxia met Jiang Bai, it felt like a top scholar meeting a soldier. It was hard to tell whether it was reasonable or not!
Now it's good.
It seems that he won the fight.
Li Fengxia became the top scholar in martial arts. Even if Jiang Bai was still the soldier, it would not have any impact.
Li Fengxia asked the question from that year.
Jiang Bai was silent and didn't know how to answer for a while.
You can't say that you spent the money on real shoes to buy fake shoes and become a grievance, right?
You can't say that you bought another pair of real shoes, but ended up getting the two pairs of shoes mixed up, right?
You can't say that you were too busy going out that day, so you just randomly wore a pair and ended up like this.
Otherwise, it would be difficult to explain why Jiang Bai wore basketball shoes to play football, even until the rubber broke.
Jiang Bai didn’t know that basketball shoes would open when playing football!
Jiang Bai still remembers that friendly match. He scored more than 20 goals in one breath. Several times, sneakers, balls and goalkeepers all scored together.
Looking back now, it's like what happened half a year ago.
Oh, for Jiang Bai, was it really more than half a year ago?
That's okay.
Looking at the owner of the Yinsha secret tomb who was suspected of being Li Fengxia, Jiang Bai had a bold idea in his heart.
Maybe... you can cheat?
Ahem, beautify it!
Can beautification be called fraud?
Jiang Bai said sincerely,
"Wearing a real shoe is to prove that you bought real shoes. Wearing a fake shoe is to prove that you are not a fool!"
Listening to Jiang Bai's explanation, the owner of the Yinsha Secret Tomb nodded slightly.
He was sure that this old Liu's character and such his answers were the Jiang Bai in his memory.
Regardless of whether he is Li Fengxia or not, the man holding a gun and bathing in starlight in front of him must be Jiang Bai.
Regarding Jiang Bai’s behavior back then and his current explanation, the owner of the Yinsha Secret Tomb gave the most pertinent evaluation,
"Idiot."
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