Heretic Apothecary Genius

"You didn't really get your head broken by Gao Fei with a bench, and you were stunned, right? What are you doing looking at me bewitchingly?" manly voice.

In just a moment, Ren Jie also found that the person in front of him had become a fat man who was less than 1.7 meters long and close to 1 meter horizontally and very round.

Ren Jie shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes again, and stared at the person in front of him with wide eyes.

Did you get dazzled just now? It was just an illusion after watching the art film of primitive human reproduction, but no matter how much the illusion is, it is impossible to regard such a round fat man as that kind of beautiful, curvaceous and naked beauty.

"Boss, you... don't scare me, let me show you your injury first, can you still remember who I am?" The fat man felt extremely uncomfortable under Ren Jie's gaze, and wanted to turn around It felt like running away, but in the end I mustered up the courage to move forward.

At this moment, more than a dozen people rushed in with a huff, all of them had flattering smiles on their faces, and they were all relieved to see Ren Jie wake up.

remember who are you Ren Jie is actually rapidly digesting the original information in his mind at this moment, which he had when he first opened his eyes for the first time. But at that time, it was as if thousands of people had to pass through a crowded doorway where only one person could pass, and a little more would be a headache. But it is completely different at this moment. Although there is a huge amount of information, Ren Jie feels as if the water is released, and all the information enters his mind as quickly as possible.

Ren Jie immediately thought that the biggest change before and after this was that he felt some artistic conception of the five sages discussing the Tao during the nearly fifteen minutes of the video, could it be related to this.

These temporary Ren Jie just flashed in his mind, and then he began to pay attention to other information. The fat man who was asking himself if he knew him was originally called 'Gao Ren'. They were talking about Gao Ren just now, not the tall man they thought of.

This fat man met Ren Jie at the casino a year ago before he was going to enter Jade Emperor Academy, because Ren Jie had won a large sum of money in a rare way, and Gao Ren helped Ren Jie to make suggestions for several incidents, and he was also involved in eating, drinking and having fun. Proficient in everything. According to Gao Ren, his family's ancestors were once rich, but later the family fell into decline, and in the end he was left alone in the market.

Ren Jie happened to be sent to Jade Emperor Academy at that time, so he brought Gao Ren in. Jade Emperor Academy is known as the highest-level and most luxurious academy in Ming Yu Dynasty. He also has another name called Dandy Academy. Because from the princes, grandsons, and heirs of the major families, to the governors of various places, people from wealthy families all sent their children in. It's really not easy for ordinary people to come in. The horrible expenses alone are not affordable for ordinary people, but it is not difficult for Ren Jie to bring someone in.

"This... How much is this plus this?" At this moment, Ren Jie, who was stupefied there, did not make a sound, and the white and fat Gao Ren walked up to Ren Jie, and raised an index finger on each of his left and right hands , asked carefully.

Damn, I really thought I was beaten as an idiot.

Huh! No, if it is true, the original Ren Jie is not as simple as being beaten into an idiot, but has already been beaten to death and killed. At this time, the previous situation immediately appeared in Ren Jie's mind. It turned out that Fang Qi, one of the three beauties in the academy that this idiot had been chasing, came to tell him that she actually liked Ren Jie, but was just caught by Gao Fei. She has been entangled all the time, so she thought of a way to let the protagonist go to Gao Fei and say that he is already his.

What a fucking cunt, that Gao Fei's expression at that time, and those words that shouted, obviously that Fang Qi said something in front of him before, but in the end, that guy used a seat that was harder than a rock while sitting. The iron wooden bench hit the head a few times, and was later rescued, but he also died.

"Three." These messages flashed in his mind instantly. Seeing Gao Ren's fair and chubby fingers, and the look that he really thought he was being beaten into an idiot, Ren Jie replied casually.

"It's over, it's over, Shao Jie was really beaten stupid."

"It's terrible this time, what should I do!"

"Something happened, the Patriarch was beaten into a fool, what... what can we do!"

A group of servants around looked at it, and each of them looked uglier than the other.

"Three, look carefully. What I said is one plus one equals how many?" Gao Ren was also taken aback, thinking that he couldn't be really stupid.

"Four is fine, five is fine, six, seven, eight is fine, it's fine if it's equal to zero or one, even if it's equal to ten million, it's fine." Seeing Gao Ren who was very close at the moment, Ren Jie said casually answering. If modern people know that this thing is like a brain teaser, once you answer it like this, it is tantamount to joking, at least not doing math problems. Ren Jie just felt that this Gao Ren was really fat and a little strange, his eyes were absolutely correct, and his face was somewhat similar. It was detected by the divine sense at the moment when the divine sense was withdrawn in the sea of ​​consciousness.

It's just that no matter how you look at it at this moment, you can't see the problem, and the fat and white Gao Ren still raised his finger and asked him how much one plus one equals, so Ren Jie said it directly as a joke.

"Too bad, I'm really stupid. This is not a good thing. Although Ren Jie is a bit of a dude, he is finally familiar with him. If he is stupid, he will have to live on the street again..." Gao Ren thought in his heart, and hurried forward Said: "Let me check and see if I can find a way to prescribe some medicine for you..."

Ren Jie himself knew that apart from a big bump on his head, he was really fine. As for the original Ren Jie, he was already dead. And from memory, Gao Ren is still a pharmacist, and his other skills are also quite mysterious, Ren Jie is really afraid of being discovered by him.

"It's okay, I'm just joking with you. A drop of water plus a drop of water is still equal to a drop of water." Although the memory has been fully accepted, after all, I have some scruples in my heart, especially after seeing such a miraculous scene before, now this Gao Ren I can't see any other problems in front of my eyes, Ren Jie feels that it is better to be careful not to let him check.

"Hmm..." Gao Ren was stunned for a while, joking, adding a drop of water is indeed still a drop of water.

The people around were also stunned, and they were all thinking about Ren Jie's words. This kind of words are very common in modern times. In fact, if you haven't heard it for the first time, you will always feel that it contains something, just like the words in the Buddhist scriptures. General Zen.

"Then why do you say it's equal to three?"

"One man plus one woman, isn't it equal to three?" Ren Jie said casually, not wanting to be surrounded by so many people, he waved his hand: "Okay, let's all go out."

"How can a man and a woman equal three?"

"Stupid, this thing needs to be made."

"Oh, you really deserve to be Young Master Jie, amazing."

Some of those people didn't understand at first, but there was one thing that came to mind first, and everyone else's eyes lit up. Now they really believe that Ren Jie is fine, because they have already understood Ren Jie's words as some kind of dirty joke, so it seems so abnormal when they laugh.

Gao Ren froze for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders, thinking that this guy really didn't deserve to die, he just woke up and said such things not long after he was beaten like this.

"I said it a long time ago, that Fang Qi is not easy to provoke you. Believe it or not, what happened this time is definitely the fault of that woman. This time we must not leave it with them. Wait for me to prepare a super strong laxative, hmph! Everyone else went out, Gao Ren saw that Ren Jie was fine, because Ren Jie said just now that one man and one woman are equal to three, in his opinion, he started to develop towards pornography, so he immediately changed the subject.

"Well, that woman is indeed not a good bird. A femme fatale is the best way to describe her." Recalling the previous memories, Ren Jie also nodded in agreement.

"You're so right, snake-hearted...ah..." Gao Ren nodded again and again, but the next moment he looked at Ren Jie in horror than when he found out that Ren Jie might be an idiot just now, he couldn't believe it at all. .

Oh my god, is this still the nympho boy?

He used to quarrel with himself for a long time when he said something bad about Fang Qi, but if it was someone else, he would fight with him for a long time.

This guy has been pestering and giving up for nearly a year, and Fang Qi made a lot of jokes in the middle, what happened today?

"What are you doing so close to? You are not a beautiful woman. I am not interested in fat people or men. If you want to get close to me, you have to become a woman first..." The two were so close, Gao Ren couldn't believe it and was shocked I couldn't help but want to see clearly at a close distance, and I also wanted to know that I was right, but it turned out to be very close. Ren Jie couldn't help but think of the scene he saw just now. Although it was difficult to connect this fat, white and fat man who was nearly one meter horizontal with the beauty he saw just now, Ren Jie still couldn't help joking. talking.

"Ah... what kind of girl, you want a girl... crazy..." Gao Ren was startled, took two steps back and glared at Ren Jie.

Damn, Ren Jie looked at Gao Ren's eyes, why didn't he feel that this didn't behave like a man should have?

Before I knew it, the atmosphere became a bit...

"Patriarch, today is the day when the elders of the family are discussing matters. Seeing that the patriarch has not returned to the special villain, please go back immediately." Such a particularly awkward atmosphere.

Patriarch, family elders discuss matters...

I didn't expect this guy to be... the patriarch of one of the five great families of the Mingyu Dynasty, the Ren family, no, it should be said now, it's me! !

"Okay..." Ren Jie also felt a little embarrassed here, after all, looking at a man, or a fat man like a ball, he would always think of naked breasts, but no matter how he looks at it now, he can't see what Gao Ren's flesh is. False, so Ren Jie also readily agreed to get out of bed and leave.

Gao Ren looked at Ren Jie who left, and felt a little awkward. He always felt that Ren Jie was a little different from usual today.

To be able to say that Fang Qi is a snake and a scorpion, and that one plus one equals one. Could it be that she became enlightened after being hit on the head by Gao Fei, or was she talking nonsense after being stimulated?

The white and fat Gao Ren rolled his eyes quickly, thinking that maybe he was just thinking too much. At least, it is absolutely impossible for him to know...