Hero Cultivation System

"This is the best of times and the worst of times."

Color palette girl Huang Rongrong's speech started with impassioned speech, her voice was high and low, and she had many gestures. If it weren't for her face of red, green, blue, and black, Liang Gong would have thought she was the national leader. Talking now.

"...This is a fast era, but also a slow era..."

Make it up, keep making it up!

But she was right about one thing. The traffic congestion in Spring City is one of the highest in the country. Not only is it one-way traffic everywhere, cars entering the city center have to look at the date and tail number. Motorcycles are completely banned in the city center. It takes less than thirty or forty minutes to travel one kilometer, which is extremely slow.

Liang Gong looked at the two colleagues on the left and right who were hiding far away, and sighed in his heart: "Why are you so stupid? What are you doing standing in the middle?"

The company boss Huang Rongrong's speech was full of foam, and little bits of it flew everywhere. Liang Gong, who was standing in the center, could not help but get some of it on him. But he was the boss, so he had no choice but to spit on himself.

"...So our 'Renwoxing intra-city express' is in response to the changes of the times..."

It’s up to you, sister, are we here the headquarters of the Sun and Moon God Sect? Damn it, except for the oriental failure of that palette-faced face, what does this express company have to do with the Sun and Moon God Sect?

There is a small bungalow facing the street outside the Spring City Music Institute. The fully connected room is only forty or fifty square meters in size. Apart from a small Renwoxing sign hanging outside the door, it is not apparent that there is a courier company here.

There are three desks at the end of the room facing each other in a triangular relationship. It looks like a team playing games, but also like a love affair. In fact, one of the bosses of the company is a very handsome guy with two shapes. The girls who are each different do have some meaning.

But fortunately the big boss is the palette girl, otherwise I wouldn’t be willing to come over to make green leaves. Liang Gong looked at the handsome man sitting next to him with a face that looked like a powder, and then thought about his old face that everyone calls uncle, he couldn’t help but feel in his heart Cursing God for being unfair.

In Wuyang, at least half of the handsome man, Lao Ye, only had half of his face. Damn, when we arrived in Spring City, there was a tall, rich and handsome man with a full face. Doesn't this make people alive?

Liang Daxia, who had jealousy written all over his face, viciously wanted to put the grimace of the American rubber man on the screen last night on the neck of Gao Fushuai.

When I think of the American Rubber Man, I think of the good show last night. As for who will win and who loses in the future, Liang Gong only has three words... I don't know.

The war situation in Anxuan's mansion has become intense, and the rubber man's collective hypnosis has covered every corner of the mansion. However, Fu Hui's eyelids keep shaking, and there is an obvious look of struggle on his face. Is it the rubber man who is a senior high school student? A foot, or is it a congenital master who is one foot taller?

The ending is...a ghostly shadow of white sand.

The camera, which had withstood several electric currents, broke down at the critical moment. Liang Daxia and Wang Ping finally understood what it was like to read a book online and see half of the author's eunuch.

No matter what, since he wants to avenge Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang, the two parties are bound to have a fight in the future. It doesn't matter who wins or loses. He doesn't want to run into either the innate master or the rubber man. It's best if dog bites dog and dies together. Now that the world is at peace, Liang Daxia feels happy in his heart.

"...So we just want to take what others cannot take, and what travelers cannot do..."

Holy shit! The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes. Just three of us birdmen... huh? No, what can one bird hero and two birdmen do?

Top Gun's "Ren Wo Xing City Express" has three bosses, and there are also only three couriers. Well! The lineup is strong, one can support three, plus a girl who receives business can hold up half of the sky, that's all.

Bah! Even if one is better than three, can it be compared to those super large express companies? Of course not.

So the big boss Huang Rongrong suddenly had an idea. Let us provide 24-hour service, and only accept extremely difficult express delivery. We will calculate the payment according to the difficulty, and we will not negotiate the price or give credit.

In this case, the business volume cannot be too much. To put it simply, we are in a situation where we fish for three days and dry the nets for two days, so we don’t need too many couriers, only three is enough.

The yellow-haired brother on the left who Liang Daxia dislikes the most is called Xie Zhichuang, nicknamed "Hemorrhoids". It is said that he is one of the most popular road killers in Chuncheng. He rides a motorcycle as if he is an arm finger. He has reached the point where he and the car are one and the same.

, the job of courier is right up his alley, but he doesn’t have a driver’s license or a city entry permit, so he basically has an innate phobia of white hats and white belts.

The guy on the right is a mystery. He is about 1.65 meters tall, weighs about 200 kilograms, and wears thick glasses for myopia. He is a bit more useless than the original Liang Gong. It is said that the glasses guy can’t even ride a motorcycle.

, the bicycle leaning against the wall outside is his means of transportation. How such a courier picks up parcels is really a mystery.

Brother Hemorrhoids on the left seemed to notice Liang Gong's doubts, so he came over and whispered: "His old man is the head of the traffic police detachment of Chuncheng City Public Security Bureau."

Traffic police detachment leader? Is this related to express delivery? At most, you don’t have to pay the ticket, right? What’s more, the guy with glasses doesn’t know how to ride a bicycle.

Brother Hemorrhoids looked at Liang Gong's puzzled look and further explained with a sinister smile: "It is said that all the traffic policemen in Spring City know glasses. After he received the express, he would just find a traffic policeman on the side of the road to send him off. No matter how congested it was, he would go all the way.

Unobstructed, hehehe! I have already taken the lead in worshiping him as my eldest brother."

I'll wipe it! It's for public use and private use!

Faced with Liang Gong's surprised expression, Brother Hemorrhoids looked at him with disdain: "What's the big deal? Haven't you heard that you have the right not to cancel the expiration date? Besides, our express delivery company has only received three items in the more than a month since its establishment.

For business, Brother Glasses took one of them, but to be honest, there isn’t much use for it.”

"...I'd like to reiterate, the courier's base salary is one thousand plus 50% commission and bonus. If you work hard, you can get tens of thousands a month without any problem..." Boss Huang, who has been talking for an hour, seems to be getting more and more energetic.

Phew! Liang Gong couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of water. He only had three businesses a month after opening, and his income still expected to be tens of thousands? Why don't you go back and wander around the streets and alleys to see if there is any smart God of Wealth who can automatically

Delivered to your door.

Brother Hemorrhoids seemed to see his disdain again, and laughed in a low voice: "The boss is not talking nonsense. I took two orders last month and really earned tens of thousands a month. Brother Glasses also made five or six thousand for each order."

Damn it! This is Sun Erniang’s human meat bun shop. They eat people without spitting out their bones.

"Hehehehe, this is Jiang Taigong who took the bait when fishing for a willing person. I can't blame her." Brother Hemorrhoids did not wait for Liang Gong to reply and continued talking to himself.

Brother Hemorrhoids, can you read minds? Why, you know everything you are thinking!

He looked at Brother Hemorrhoids who was dressed like a yellow-haired gangster in surprise again. Although this company is small, he couldn't tell that it was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

"...That's all for today..."

Damn it! To put it simply, two hours, thirty-eight minutes and forty-one seconds have passed. What if it’s a full set? This girl is so addicted, I must stay away next time.

"Well! Here is a piece of good news to report to you. The fourth piece of business from our company has arrived." Huang Rongrong slapped the table with both hands, as if she was the only person in heaven and earth.

As soon as he heard that there was business, the talkative Brother Hemorrhoids closed his mouth, and the glasses guy who had dozed off with squinted eyes woke up unable to wake up. Even the new arrival Liang Daxia was affected and started to listen attentively.

Huang Rongrong enjoys this feeling of focus: "Bashu University was entrusted by Young Master to send a letter to the school beauty of Tang University in Spring City Academy of Fine Arts..."

Ah! Why can't you just find a courier company to handle this ridiculous business of sending flowers and gifts? Why bother to find Renwoxing?

"Alas!" Brother Hemorrhoids and Brother Glasses on the left and right sighed loudly as soon as they heard Mr. Ying, the eldest son of Bashu, and suddenly they all wilted like eggplants beaten by frost.

Hey! What’s wrong? Looks like there’s something going on inside?

"... Mr. Ying's condition is that he must put something next to the pillow of the campus beauty Tang after she falls asleep, and he must not wake her up. He must let the campus beauty Tang see his love at the first sight when she wakes up in the morning..."

"I'll wipe it! I knew it was happening again!" Brother Hemorrhoids muttered in a low voice.

"Hemorrhoids, what's going on? Is it so difficult?" Liang Gong also asked in a low voice.

Brother Hemorrhoids glared and growled: "Is it difficult? The campus beauty Tang lives in a single room on the tenth floor of the girls' dormitory of the Academy of Fine Arts. The dormitory superintendent is nicknamed Jue Shitai. He has eight security guards and four big dogs under him day and night. Do you think it’s difficult to patrol without even stepping into the wall? Damn it, Mr. Ying has already posted the mission three times, why don’t you give up?”

"What's so difficult about this? Can't we just find a girl to send him in?" Liang Gong looked puzzled.

"You didn't hear clearly. You can only put it next to the pillow of Tang University beauty after she falls asleep. You can't wake her up. She lives alone. Who do you think has this ability?"

Liang Gong suddenly realized, that's it! To deliver the package, you must have the skills of a snitch, which is basically an impossible task!

"... No signature is required. The reward has been increased to 20,000 yuan. Is there anyone willing to volunteer to take over?" Boss Huang said this in one breath, looking at his three generals with bright eyes.

Brother Hemorrhoids looked like he couldn't afford to be hurt, and Brother Glasses simply went back to dreaming of Duke Zhou. Both of them tried once but failed, so Huang Rongrong focused her attention on Liang Gong, who was standing in the center.

"Liang Gong, today is your first time at work. The company values ​​you very much and has decided to entrust you with such an important task. I believe you will be able to complete the task and open up the situation."

"Mr. Huang, this..."

"Huh? Liang Gong, can't you? If you have any difficulties, just say so. Alas! Today's children are all spoiled and can't bear the hardships. I believe you are not such a waste, right?" It's better to be more aggressive, sister. This trick of paper is not bad at all.

"This... alas! Guaranteed to complete the mission."

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17k was not enough, so it took me two hours to get to the author's backstage and go to sleep.