Hero Cultivation System
Chapter 75 Shaolin Bald Donkey
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"It's not scary to be stupid. What's scary is to pretend to be B. It's not scary to pretend to be B. What's even more scary is to be stupid and pretend to be B. [High quality update]"
Twenty-three-year-old Yao Lin was content to comment on the post marked "China's No. 1 Idiot (Continued)" and then leaned back in his chair to take a breath.
For an old otaku like Lao Yao who spends more than 18 hours a day online, posting a popular post is the greatest achievement, and yesterday he achieved his dream.
I was dragged out by a friend to eat hot pot, and I actually photographed a silly guy who dared to fight with Jing'an. Although this silly guy looked like he had good kung fu at the scene, there are a lot of people with good kung fu in Chuncheng, but he dared to fight with Jing'an.
This was the first time he saw the person calling the formation.
I don’t know if this guy is really stupid or uneducated.
He had read a famous foreign book "Don Quixote" before. The protagonist in the book was divorced from reality and loved fantasy. He thought that windmills were giants and chopped them up. Yesterday, the stupid b was treating the giant Jing'an Club as a child and yelling at it, so he
Only then would one think that this guy is either really stupid or uneducated. Considering the stupid guy’s foreign accent, the latter is more likely.
But what does this have to do with Lao Yao? So he posted the video on the top of the sea, and it immediately became a hit and became a hit all night long. It was followed by thousands of people, and everyone came out to mess with this stupid b.
All the resentment suppressed by the Jing'an Society for many years was released on this guy.
Anyway, everyone knows that this guy's days are numbered, and if nothing goes wrong, it won't go bad. The best thing is to wait until he is killed by the Jing'an Society and then post a message online to express his condolences.
However, Yao Linding didn't expect his luck to be so good. He thought he should go out and buy a lottery ticket to try.
This afternoon, he was standing on the balcony on the second floor of his house smoking. Unexpectedly, as soon as he lowered his head, he saw the guy named Liang standing in the open space downstairs, confronting someone. However, this time his opponent was not Qi.
There are only eight, and I guess there are at least thirty.
Although about ten of them were obviously injured, the remaining twenty or so were enough for this idiot to drink a pot. With sharp eyes, he also saw the word "Jing'an" embroidered on the clothes of these people.
, immediately understood that Jing’an would dig out Liang Shab in less than a day.
Old Yao had an idea, took out his digital camera and hid and started shooting. The image this time was not as unclear as the one taken with his mobile phone yesterday. Not only did he clearly capture the appearance of Silly B, but his every move was also recorded.
Listen to what this guy said: "...In broad daylight, you idiots actually dare to commit murder in public, so get out of here, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless..."
Phew! Lao Yao almost laughed out loud when he heard this. If he hadn't been afraid that everyone in Jing'an would hear him, he would have laughed three times. Damn, I've seen stupid b, I've seen pretend b, but I haven't seen it.
Stupid b pretends to be b and pretends to be so stylish.
However, this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Lao Yao recorded it carefully without shaking his hands. He never thought of calling the police from the beginning to the end. Since the Jing'an Conference had something to do, of course he had already said hello to the police.
Even if you call the police, the police will not be called. Haven't you heard that Jing'an will avoid strangers when doing things?
From what someone from the Jing'an meeting said, it seemed that Silly Liang had injured about ten of them again this morning, so he was trapped here by them. However, Silly Liang looked like he was there, and he looked like he was eating and sitting still.
This made Lao Yao very puzzled.
All of the thirty or so people were holding swords and axes. Lao Yao even saw someone holding a small cannon. It was not surprising that one of them could shoot three. He had barely seen one of ten. How could one fight against thirty of them?
Fully equipped? Damn, you have read too many martial arts novels about Mr. Jin, and you really think you are Guo Jing or Yang Guo.
But the subsequent development was completely beyond Lao Yao's surprise.
I don’t know who made the move first, but after hearing a loud roar, the two parties started to fight. What made Lao Yao’s eyes almost jump out of his sockets was that Liang Shab, who seemed to be alone and alone, actually
Pull out one from behind like magic
With a big sword that looked like a piece of iron, and with a body like a ghost, a gust of autumn wind swept the fallen leaves, and actually killed about thirty people in the Jing'an Society, causing them to fall on their backs, and the whole country was filled with grief, but he himself was not hurt at all, not even bleeding.
Put a little on it.
In less than five minutes, no one was standing except for Liang Shab. There were broken arms and limbs on the ground. The blood almost dyed the entire open space red. Lao Yao even came closer and patted the severed limbs.
, to show that it is definitely not a movie special effect.
There must be a few of these people who want to go to the Yama Palace, but of course Lao Yao will not be idle and help them call 110. How many guys from the Jing'an Association can die?
It’s too late to call them for help? Damn!
That guy named Liang is no longer stupid at this time, he must add the word "big", big stupid! Regardless of whether he is stupid or not, a person who can knock over thirty people like chopping vegetables will definitely
He's a big shot.
Liang Dasha B once again said as usual that the Jing'an Council would withdraw from Spring City within six days and then go away on his own. Well! One day has passed and there are only six days left. Some people thought he was farting last night, but after today
No one will doubt his determination in this battle.
Exclusive big news. Old Yao Chu thought that this nine-minute-and-eighteen-second video could definitely be sold for a good price, but after thinking about it again, for the sake of the society, this kind of ridiculous thing cannot be put on the market, and it also involves...
Jing'an meeting? He sighed and decided to post it on the Internet himself and make it famous for another night!
It was late at night, and Yao Linding finally got it done. He raised his hand high and pressed the keyboard hard! I don’t know what happened, but at this moment, old Yao felt a little bit of expectation in his heart. He wanted to see if this big idiot was going to do it.
You can really get your wish.
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At the same time, Liang Dasha was walking on the mountain path with Chief Instructor Guo Jing.
As soon as he entered the system tonight, he found that it was no longer the familiar martial arts field in Xiangyang City, but on a mountain road, and beside him was the long-lost chief instructor Guo Jing, Daxia Guo.
"Master Guo, where are we going?" Liang Gongxiao asked carefully.
This guy next to him has taken advantage of him not paying attention more than once and kicked him off the top of Xiangyang City to fight to the death with the Mongolian army. Damn, I can't afford to offend such an insidious guy, so it's better to stay away from him.
Guo Jing, however, answered the question incorrectly: "I remember that last time, I took my son to the Chongyang Palace in Zhongnan Mountain to seek a teacher. Today it is you. Now that you have entered the second phase of the training plan, the system will naturally find a famous teacher for you.
…”
Oh! Good, good! The Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon! Damn, look at Mr. Jin’s penis bleeding a lot.
Seemingly sensing Liang Gong's desire, Guo Jing shook his head and smiled: "I told Guo'er, and I will tell you today that Mr. Guo is not good at teaching, and I'm afraid it will delay you, so I will send you to the school today."
…”
"Zhongnan Mountain Chongyang Palace?" Liang Gong looked at Guo Daxia with bright eyes and full of hope.
Oh! Okay, okay! When you get to Chongyang Palace, you will have a chance to find the Tomb of the Living Dead, meet the most beautiful girl in Jin Lao’s novels, Xiao Longnu, and maybe even have a chance to worship her as your aunt in the ancient tomb sect. Come here
An unethical love affair.
Although he was interrupted by Liang Gong, Guo Jing was not impatient at all. He shook his head and said with a smile: "Since there has been a precedent and I know that those Taoist priests will not teach seriously, how could I mislead you about your future? See you cultivating
It is the Marrow Cleansing Sutra, so I will simply send you to Shaoshi Mountain to seek a teacher."
Shaoshi Mountain? It sounds familiar. What sect is this?
Huh? No way, is it... Shaolin Temple?
"That's right, it's the Shaolin Temple!" Guo Jing nodded and admitted with a smile, but Liang Gong saw a hint of mischief in his eyes.
Damn it! Yin! This guy is really sinister!
Liang Gong could already understand Yang Guo's mood back then. He refused to teach him the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms, which he had mastered, and just pushed people away. Damn, Yang Guo is from the Chongyang Palace, and I am a Taoist priest from the Shaolin Temple.
As a monk, if the eldest brother doesn't laugh at the second brother, you are such a great hero Guo!
Mom! Don’t be a bald donkey!
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I'll code a chapter in the hotel before eating. It depends on whether the fat guy can handle it later. If not, I'll make up for it when I go back tomorrow.
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