Hero Cultivation System

"I'll rub it! It hurts so much, Handsome Pot, am I poisoned? Hurry! Antidote pills."

The internal organs are like being gnawed by small insects, and the pain is piercing the heart and lungs. However, the physical pain is not as good as the inexplicable psychological fear. How could I be poisoned silently and without any warning?

With such a heaven-defying method, what's the use of having a deep kung fu?

"Oh! The host's body was attacked by an unknown creature. It was not poisoned. The detoxification pill is invalid. The killing procedure is executed. There are still 3 minutes and 30 seconds before the killing is completed... 3 minutes and 25 seconds..."

What kind of unknown creature? Did I eat something dirty that day?

Your sister has more than 3 minutes, and they will attack her in 10 seconds. Brother, I still have 3 minutes for you to exterminate the insects. Damn, brother will definitely return to his position this time.

"Shit! It is recommended that the host executes the summoning procedure. There are still 3 minutes and 10 seconds left before the killing is completed..."

Summon? Do you have to rely on that unreliable summon?

Looking at the people from the Wulin Alliance and the Gu Lu Association who didn't dare to rush forward because they didn't know what was going on, but instead slowly tried to come up, Liang Gong's mind was racing, but he couldn't think of any way.

Damn it! If you don’t summon, you will definitely be dead. If you summon, there is still a glimmer of hope. A dead horse will be treated as a living horse doctor!

Summon! Master Old Monk, Chief Instructor Guo Jing, and Grandpa Hai, come and save me!

"Shit! The host executes the summoning procedure, the countdown is three, two, one!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a strong and pungent smell of powder suddenly spread around him...

"Brother Liang, you...what's wrong with you?" The voice was sharp and thick. It sounded like a man but also a woman. It made people's hair stand on end when they heard it.

"Chirp! Chirp! Why did I become Brother Liang again?" After sneezing twice in a row, Liang Gong raised his head in confusion.

Beside him was a man wearing a bright red shirt, holding an embroidery stretcher in his left hand and an embroidery needle in his right hand. He lowered his head with a look of concern.

"Who are you?" Liang Gong couldn't help but shuddered when he saw his face.

"Hiss!" The members of the Wulin League and Gu Lu who were surrounding themselves were also startled by this man, who appeared out of thin air, and took three or four steps back.

I saw that this man was obviously a grown man, but he had shaved off his beard, and his face was covered with powder as thick as a city wall. The ancient clothes on his body were neither male nor female, and the color was so magical that it was worn on a woman. It's also too delicate and too dazzling.

"Brother Liang, you summoned me, why don't you recognize me?" These two sentences were said in a cooing voice, obviously a woman's tone, but the voice was clearly that of a man.

"Shemale!" These two words appeared in Liang Gong's mind involuntarily.

The summoning is indeed a scam! What I want is a thug, but a shemale comes out. What can I do? It’s disgusting. Damn, I’m dead.

"Oh no! It turns out to be a shemale! Damn it, I was scared by you."

"Damn it, how did this damn transvestite suddenly appear?"

When the two Gulu congregants who were closer heard the voice of the visitor, they immediately cursed and made a disgusting look, making the others laugh.

"presumptuous!"

Suddenly, everyone felt a bright red flash in front of their eyes, as if the body of the transvestite moved, but they heard two loud noises, and the two ancient people who had just spoken and teased...

The sword in Lu Huizhong's hand fell to the ground, and he swayed a few times, then suddenly threw himself forward, fell to the ground, and became motionless.

"Ah! Monster!" Everyone who was originally joking was immediately frightened and took three steps back. No one dared to say another word.

At this time, Qi Xiong pushed through the crowd and walked up. He bent down and inspected the two people on the ground. The others were weak in martial arts and could not understand, but he could see clearly. The two people's eyebrows, left and right temples, and four large points in the philtrum under the nose. There was a small red dot on each one, with a slight oozing of blood. It was obviously pricked by the embroidery needle in the hand of the man opposite.

"Hiss!" Qi Xiong gasped firmly. Let him live to be over eighty years old. This was the first time he encountered such a terrifying thing. Not to mention how the other party suddenly appeared out of thin air, just that the movement technique was He is definitely not a match for him.

"Senior, is that from the Tang Sect?" In the martial arts world, martial arts are used to conquer people. No matter how monstrous the other person's image is, Qi Xiong unknowingly regarded himself as a junior when he spoke.

The human demon ignored him, but lowered his head and asked, "Brother Liang, what's wrong with you? Does it hurt too much?"

Liang Gong stared blankly at his or her face, feeling that he must have heard or seen this person somewhere, and an image slowly formed in his mind.

Suddenly, his expression changed drastically, and he roared loudly: "The sun rises in the east, I am the only one who is undefeated, you are the undefeated east! You are the undefeated east!"

Damn it, the movie is killing people. Dongfang Bubai played by Sister Xia is misleading the people! Otherwise, he should have remembered it long ago.

"Hahaha! Brother Liang, you are wrong. It should be civilized martial arts, benevolent and wise, revitalizing the holy religion, and benefiting the common people." Dongfang Bubai covered his mouth with his sleeves. He was obviously a big man, but he smiled coquettishly and coquettishly. It was artificial, but it didn't look like a joke. Everyone present looked at each other in shock.

"What is Dongfang Undefeated?" Qi Xiong muttered to himself. He probably has never read Jin Lao's books, nor watched those pretentious movies and TV series, so this name is very unfamiliar.

Others were shocked by this turn of events.

"Why is Dongfang Undefeated?" This kid is probably a live treasure who doesn't like reading or watching TV.

"The leader of the Sun and Moon Cult in the novel!"

"Yes! That's the shemale who received the Sunflower Book from the palace!"

"Oh no! Isn't he a character in the book? Why did he suddenly run out of the book?"

"Do I know that? Maybe it's a knockoff."

Everyone was talking about it, and the noise was loud, but Dongfang Bubai turned a deaf ear. He gently bent down and stretched out his thick jade hand covered with bright red cinnamon, and touched the dumbfounded Liang Gong's face: "Brother Liang, although you don't look like a lotus, I’m tall and tall, and I don’t have a beard all over my face, but I’m still very masculine.”

Dongfang Bubai had a look of boundless love on his face. Seeing Liang Gong sweating profusely in pain, he wiped it with his sleeve and said, "It hurts a lot, doesn't it? It's really heartbreaking."

Liang Gong only felt that the hand touching his face was colder than a dead man's hand, and more terrifying than a snake letter. He made several gurgling sounds in his throat, but he couldn't swallow a mouthful of saliva.

I'm so handsome, I don't want to trick my dad like this. Once this shemale comes out, my anus will not be safe.

Dongfang Bubai raised his body and said again: "Brother Liang, are these people hurting you? Don't worry, my sister will say this for you."

Qi Xiong was originally afraid of his physical skills and had a respectful attitude, but he ignored him for a long time. Even the Clay Bodhisattva has three parts of earth nature, and he only felt that his anger came from it: "I don't care whether you are undefeated in the East or defeated in the West. , as long as you are from the Tang Sect, you will keep your life."

Dongfang Bubai stretched out his hand to gently stroke Liang Gong's hair and said softly: "Brother Liang, do you want to kill him?"

Liang Gong should have said: "Go away! You damn shemale." However, he was afraid that his head would be removed immediately if he said this, so he had to follow the book and say: "Do it quickly! Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, it's so boring. .”

Damn it, I'm so into this.

Dongfang Bubai smiled and said, "Yes!" He turned to Qi Xiong and others and said, "No matter who you are, you can't blame me for hurting my brother Liang today."

I looked up again to look at the rare winter sunshine in the mountain city. It seemed that it was too bright. My sleeves were waved quickly, and large plumes of smoke spread out, covering most of the yacht in an instant.

"Ah! Be careful, there is poisonous fog!" Qi Xiong reminded everyone while holding his breath.

Suddenly a big red figure flashed, and the embroidery needle stabbed Qi Xiong quickly.