Hero Cultivation System

Meat buns are the most delicious thing in the world, bar none.

Liang Gong happily waited in line for thirty minutes before grabbing the last bun before Mr. Wu closed the stall. What a blessing.

I don’t know what kind of fucking luck I got today? I couldn’t kill him with dozens of knives, I couldn’t withstand dozens of bullets, and I even managed to grab the last Old Man Wu bun. Remember to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.

On a cold night, holding the hot meat buns in your hands, taking a big bite, and a pocketful of oil in each bite, it is extremely enjoyable, especially after two hours of killing.

On the way back to Erlong Bridge, Liang Gong took a bite of his buns with satisfaction. At this moment, it didn't matter who was from the east or west, or the passers-by on the road, or whether there were four gangsters chasing the beauty ahead.

Wait, four gangsters? Chasing beautiful women?

Liang Gong thought for a moment and quickly swallowed the bun in his hand. He ate it too fast and even got choked in his throat.

Cough! Cough! Cough!

"Beep! A mission to help the weak was discovered thirty meters away. A single and weak woman was teased by a gangster.

Mission goal: The host punishes the gangsters and rescues the weak woman.

Mission completion reward: 1 drop of blood.

Punishment for mission failure: If you can't deal with four birdmen, you are a scumbag and you still want to be a hero. The system will ask the unknown old monk to extend the seal for three months.

May I ask if the host accepts the mission?"

"Accept! Of course I accept it. I accept it very happily. I will send more tasks like this in the future! System."

Hey hey hey! Brother knows that the mission is coming. This kind of mission to save weak women, whether it is a lolita, a beautiful girl, a young woman, a royal sister, Duoduo Yishan, it is best to come every day, come all the time, my goal is very wide

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"Little girl, don't run away, my brothers will take you to play!"

"Yes! Little sister, it depends on who you want to play with, or you can play with everyone!"

"Go away, don't touch me! Go away!"

The four gangsters finally caught up with the weak woman and surrounded her on the street corner, teasing her and touching her.

"Uh-huh! In broad daylight, you four idiots dare to molest a woman on the street. Get out of here, otherwise you won't blame me for being ruthless."

Well! I am looking more and more like a hero in my appearance.

"Hey! This is the prawn from there. He is dressed like a human and carries a briefcase. Have you ever seen a prawn like this?" A gangster who looked like a boss shouted loudly, and the other three

The gangsters all shook their heads and laughed.

"You idiot, hand over the money you have, take off your suit, put your briefcase on the ground, kowtow three times to each of your brothers, and then stab yourself. Let's

I'll let you go, brothers, do you think this is okay?" the first gangster started.

"No, no! We have to knock out all the teeth in his sharp mouth!" The second gangster cheered.

"Yes! Then strip him naked and hang him in the street." The third gangster added jealously.

"Brother, just serve all the dishes!" the fourth gangster concluded.

After the four gangsters had a meeting to decide Liang Gong's fate, one of them grabbed the little girl in his hand, and the others turned around and smiled ferociously at Liang Gong. One of them even pulled out a butterfly knife.

Turn west and do monkey tricks.

"Beep! Found a crime-fighting and security mission three meters away. Four gangsters are harmful to the host.

Mission goal: The host punishes gangsters and delivers justice.

Mission completion reward: You are the one the gangsters have to deal with. Do you still want a reward for defeating a few enemies?

Punishment for mission failure: If you can't deal with the four birdmen, you are a scumbag and you still want to be a hero. The system will send instructor Li Mochou to re-teach you the "Three Wus and Three No Hands".

May I ask if the host accepts the mission?"

"I accept it, of course I accept it. How can I not accept this kind of windfall that comes to my doorstep!"

Hehehehe! I was originally thinking about how to start a war and let these gangsters declare war first, otherwise the collected property would only help the poor, but in the end, I came uninvited. Thank God, my God of Wealth has arrived!

"Thank you in advance for your cooperation, all the gods of wealth. Let's do this. The four of you will take out the money you have first. I will look at the amount of money and then decide how to deal with you. Let's talk about it first. More money or less money is related to your personal interests. Please

Don’t make the mistake of yourself!”

The four gangsters got angry after hearing that Wuming, such an inconspicuous birdman, dared to provoke them. I really don't know how to write the word "death".

"What a fool! The third and fourth sons did it to him!"

The one holding the little girl was obviously the eldest, while the second eldest was skimming aside. The other two were walking towards Liang Gong playfully with butterfly knives in their hands, stabbing them out at will without any technical content.

"Be careful!" The little girl struggled to get away, so she could only yell to Liang Gong to be careful.

Liang Gong was very tired after working all night and was really not in the mood to play with them. He lightly dodged the two men's knives and slapped each of them four times on the left and right, causing the two birdmen to spin around in circles, dizzy and bloody.

Foam flew everywhere, and several front teeth popped out three feet away.

The eldest brother and the second brother saw Liang Gong and took care of his brother lightly. He was really scared, but the gangsters couldn't be discouraged at this critical moment, so they let go of the younger sister, and the two of them pulled out their butterfly knives and rushed over.

Four slaps on the face, a few front teeth, and the same treatment. The four of them are all brothers. Liang Gong cannot favor one over the other.

"There is no free lunch in the world, and there is no free fight. Hand over the money, brother's shooting fee, lost time fee, medical expenses for the pain in the hand, and mental compensation for almost choking to death on the bun.

"Liang Gong clapped his hands and explained the details clearly.

"What's the sex fee? You guys are picking up girls, you're the one who made the first move, okay? You knocked out all our teeth and asked for medical expenses for hand pain, and what kind of mental compensation is there for choking to death on a steamed bun? This is justified by nature.

? Why don't you just choke to death?" The four brothers were all cursing in their hearts.

But Liang Gong was so lucky today that he couldn't even kill him with a bullet. Even if he cursed a little, he saw that the four people on the ground were pretending to be cowards. He thought that he had to close the deal immediately, so he picked up a butterfly knife from the ground and walked over.

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The unlucky four brothers saw that others were coming with knives. Obviously they couldn't help it, so they had to take out all the money in their pockets.

"Yeah! One hundred, two hundred, three hundred...eight hundred and seventy-two yuan, that's just a small amount of money!"

"I said you shouldn't be too shabby. You're just hanging around outside. You're embarrassed to go out without a million or eight thousand dollars in your pocket. You dare to show off outside with such a small amount of money. Are you worthy of your parents who worked hard to raise you?

Is it worthy of the Party’s cultivation? Is it worthy of the expectations of the country’s people?”

The more Liang Gong talked, the angrier he became, so he stabbed everyone in the thigh to vent his hatred.

"Ouch! Oh my god, it hurts so much." The four unlucky brothers all shouted.

"The system settles. The host accepts the task of supporting the weak, punishing gangsters, and rescuing weak women. There are no casualties. The target is 100% met. 1 drop of blood will be rewarded.

The host accepts the task of eradicating violence, punishing gangsters, and delivering justice. The target is 70% met, and there is no reward."

Liang Gong's eyes filled with tears, and blood came into his account again. He was no longer a cold-blooded animal.

This is all thanks to the party, the country, and the people. There are still so many second-rate gangsters in the world, and brother, a copycat hero, can still continue to do tasks easily and happily and earn blood.

Thinking of this, Liang Gong felt ashamed of his behavior of being angry because of money, so he clasped his hands and saluted the four kind-hearted people on the ground.

"I'm sorry just now, I was a little impulsive, but I'm kind-hearted and I just picked unimportant parts and cut them, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

Fortunately, you met me today, so I let you go so easily. If you met someone else, it would not be possible, so the next time you go out to hang out, remember to bring enough money to avoid running into bad people."

I'll pour it!

The gangsters were confused by his inconsistent and confusing words and looked at each other. It turned out that today they met a mentally ill man with violent tendencies.

Liang Gong earnestly warned the gangsters, and the gangsters were forced to nod their thanks and help each other to leave.

Brothers, let's go.